FabSwingers.com forum: Best thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the best thing that's happened in the last two weeks? I've been absent and can't be arsed looking over all the old threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Missed nothing then

hahaha you gotta love the Internet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One gentleman got his head stuck up a ladies foof,.not sure if hrs free yet, nothing unusual otherwise. Nice to see you back xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and bj day yesterday

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I got married and now have 2 children...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got married and now have 2 children..."

Congratulations

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I got married and now have 2 children...

Congratulations

lol it was a speedy affair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did a big poo yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got married and now have 2 children...

Congratulations

lol it was a speedy affair lol "

Who is the lucky guy? xx

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I got married and now have 2 children...

Congratulations

Why you shocked your the dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got married and now have 2 children...

Congratulations

Why you shocked your the dad

Im a dad?!

I know people jest when they call my boobs 'top bollocks' but didnt think my nipples produced sperm

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I got married and now have 2 children...

Congratulations

lol it was a speedy affair lol

Who is the lucky guy? xx"

Mr clooney lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I got an Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

It's soooo cool

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I got an Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

It's soooo cool

I got an Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III. Well I got the new edition lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got married and now have 2 children..."

Thay was fast, didnt even get a slice of cake xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the last to weeks has gone fast...and yeah they all have these laser thingies and hopefully that funky's bum will come back.

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

"I got married and now have 2 children..."

Was it the washing machine repair man. Lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I got married and now have 2 children...

Was it the washing machine repair man. Lol"

No it was the delivery guy.....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I got an Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

It's soooo cool

I got an Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III. Well I got the new edition lol

... girls should not be allowed lasers.

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

"I got married and now have 2 children...

Was it the washing machine repair man. Lol

No it was the delivery guy.....

He well and truly fitted that one in. Lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Actually I've changed my mind. The best thing to happen this week is a concious decision I've made about how I will continue to use the forums.

This will involve more time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies, Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Lasers Mk. III, stories about the Thalaxian Ambassador and shameless sycophantic flirting with the ladies.

I am now at one with the Forum again... oooommmmmmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I've changed my mind. The best thing to happen this week is a concious decision I've made about how I will continue to use the forums.

I am now at one with the Forum again... oooommmmmmmmm! "

I am so pleased for you. Actually,I am awaiting the horny Julie from Parcelforce right now, who will be delivering the new MkIV Annihilator with the new 30 second fake profile warning system which I ordered off Orinoco.

Loaded and Nuts gave it a wicked review last week..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the best thing that's happened in the last two weeks? I've been absent and can't be arsed looking over all the old threads

Sod all same ole drivel....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Actually I've changed my mind. The best thing to happen this week is a concious decision I've made about how I will continue to use the forums.

I am now at one with the Forum again... oooommmmmmmmm!

Loaded and Nuts gave it a wicked review last week..

Mark IV?!?

I. V. ?!?

MARK. I Fecking V?!?

***RAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE***

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