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"My head fell off this morning, however I think it's one of those 24hr decapitation's tho so I should be in tomorrow " You'll return to the grind with a fresh mind.... well a fresh head really. | |||
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"I've run-out of sick days I'm calling in dead "I think the wrinkle in your plan is that you're talking on the phone! | |||
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"I've run-out of sick days I'm calling in dead
I think the wrinkle in your plan is that you're talking on the phone! "That is Whoopi Goldberg: she's ghosting. | |||
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"I've run-out of sick days I'm calling in dead
I think the wrinkle in your plan is that you're talking on the phone! " | |||
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"I've run-out of sick days I'm calling in dead
I think the wrinkle in your plan is that you're talking on the phone!
That is Whoopi Goldberg: she's ghosting." | |||
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"That delivery you have on your lorry is gonna make me ill, it did! :- true story"Why were they delivering copies of Britney Spears last album? | |||
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"I rang into work sick recently. My boss asked how sick, I replied that I woke up in bed with my sister… "Yes mate!! Now that's the one to beat!! | |||
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"I’ve got anal blindness……. I can’t my arse getting into work "And nor will anybody else. A shame. | |||
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"I've run-out of sick days I'm calling in dead
I think the wrinkle in your plan is that you're talking on the phone!
That is Whoopi Goldberg: she's ghosting.
"A flawless plan. Enjoy your sick day off. | |||
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"That delivery you have on your lorry is gonna make me ill, it did! :- true story
Why were they delivering copies of Britney Spears last album? "Hahahaha "Cos you know that I'm dog sick" | |||
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain " Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning? | |||
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"Cant come into work today as can't be arses I'm sick of working ps I've won million pound on the lottery I've ask for it pound coin may take some time to count it ." You could have legit finger fatigue and be in pain doing that. You'd be in the clear, an honest sick day excuse! | |||
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning? "Or get an AI voice to do it. | |||
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"Cant come into work today as can't be arses I'm sick of working ps I've won million pound on the lottery I've ask for it pound coin may take some time to count it . You could have legit finger fatigue and be in pain doing that. You'd be in the clear, an honest sick day excuse! " Good thinking Batman | |||
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it."Get your Mum to write a note for your boss | |||
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"Is affluenza contagious?" Only in the Home Counties! | |||
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"Is affluenza contagious?" Yes. The rest of the staff have all had their jabs though so no worries. We'll see you soon. | |||
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss "How should it be worded to be convincing, despite being an utter fib? | |||
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss
How should it be worded to be convincing, despite being an utter fib? "Dear Mr Simply Perfect, Please allow Simply Perfect a day or two of sick leave. He's been SUCH a brave boy, but the poor mite went out without his big coat on and forgot his scarf. I have told him to wear a vest and tuck it in, but you know young people. They know best. Anyway. He'll be right as rain soon. Kind regards, Mum (struck through) Mrs S. P. PS: Will you be home for tea tonight? Love Mum xx | |||
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss "Know any mediums? | |||
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"Is affluenza contagious? Only in the Home Counties!" Bugger!: Postcodius insignificus  | |||
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss
How should it be worded to be convincing, despite being an utter fib?
Dear Mr Simply Perfect,
Please allow Simply Perfect a day or two of sick leave. He's been SUCH a brave boy, but the poor mite went out without his big coat on and forgot his scarf. I have told him to wear a vest and tuck it in, but you know young people. They know best.
Anyway. He'll be right as rain soon.
Kind regards,
Mum (struck through)
Mrs S. P.
PS: Will you be home for tea tonight? Love Mum xx "Thank you so much for letting work know. However, he won't be fit enough to attend tea tonight. The lady in a nurses uniform he met on Fab said she's going to take very very good care of him tonight. (whatever that means) | |||
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"I promoted myself and retired!" So you now whittle away the hours perving on Fab. Some people get all the best unpaid post retirement gigs! | |||
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