FabSwingers.com forum: What is the best takeaway name you have ever seen

By *usman 199 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Phat phuc noodle bar

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By *usman 199 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Stockport

"Phat phuc noodle bar

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where is that Sparkle in Leeds xx ?

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Jason Donervan.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Stockport

"Jason Donervan. "
great imagination Estella xx

wish my mind worked like that

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"Phat phuc noodle bar

where is that Sparkle in Leeds xx ?"

In London

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By *usman 199 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Stockport

"Phat phuc noodle bar

where is that Sparkle in Leeds xx ?

In London

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Brilliant xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Pee & Poo steakhouse

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By *histlerMan
42 weeks ago

Guildford

Phil You Up

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Bacchialdis

A cafe behind aldis in airdrie scotland

Scottish would pronounce the cafe as being round the back ai aldis

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

Wok This Way

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
42 weeks ago

Durham

A fish and chop shop called a salt and battery

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By *avexxMan
42 weeks ago

cheshire

i want to be inside of you,, on the side of a burger van

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Fishcotheque.

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Covent Garden

The Codfather.

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By *hriscooperMan
42 weeks ago

Warrington

Fu Kwai!

I wondered if that's because its what you say after you've eaten it.

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By *rafter69Man
42 weeks ago

upminster

Abrakebabra

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By *emidemiWoman
42 weeks ago

basingstoke

There’s a fish and chip shop in my hometown called The Town Fryer

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Frying Nemo

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By *layfullsamMan
42 weeks ago

Solihull

Thaitanic in Belfast

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By *ornucopiaMan
42 weeks ago

Bexley

Look How Fook

Surely encouraging voyeurs?

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By *ealitybitesMan
42 weeks ago

Belfast

Chinese takeaway called He She Eat.

Drove passed it and had to Google later to see what their menu was because there is no hint from the outside that it is a Chinese takeaway and I hadn't heard of any Cannibal Shops opening.

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By *zeroMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Chinese takeaway called Wok This Way

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Lebaneser Scrooge.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
42 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Minge moons

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By *ickshawedCouple
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Kent's Tuck Inn Fried Chicken

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By *rMojoRisinMan
42 weeks ago

Sheffield

Wok This Way

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By *hriscooperMan
42 weeks ago

Warrington

One near me in a train station and it's called

The Plaice Station.. Pretty bloody clever.. Haha

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By *orphia2003Woman
42 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

A fish called Rhondda

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By *aggy dollsCouple
42 weeks ago

Bradford

MacDonners.

Mr H

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By * and R cple4Couple
42 weeks ago

swansea

A food van near us called only food and sauces..

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By *picyandspecialCouple
42 weeks ago

newcastle

Ha ha literally you call them to order and they say hello ha ha

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By *zeroMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Most ironic name I've came across is Best Kebab. Which has one of the worst reputations in Glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Seen a "Thai Me Up" in New York a few years back

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

there was a chippy where i lived years ago called The Abbey Fryer, couldn't tell if it was meant to be a pun though, it was on Abbey street

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By *has12Man
42 weeks ago

Plymouth

There's a Wok 'n Roll in Plymouth

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By *ornucopiaMan
42 weeks ago

Bexley

"Kent's Tuck Inn Fried Chicken "

I always call the local KFC outlets "Kent Fried Funky Chicken".

Surprised nobody has used the name but maybe it would be treated as too close to the original name.

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By *rightonfranceMan
42 weeks ago

brighton - chalais france

Chinese called the lady garden not far from me

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Only scrans burger van and theres a chinese called Shat Inn

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By *hriscooperMan
42 weeks ago

Warrington

"A fish called Rhondda

Brilliant..

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By *hriscooperMan
42 weeks ago

Warrington

"Chinese called the lady garden not far from me"

Do they deliver?

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By *inxy777Woman
42 weeks ago

essex

Oh my cod!

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By *rispyDuckMan
42 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Get stuffed lol

Kebab place in London

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
42 weeks ago

Torquay

Auckland suburb, Muzzas pies, buy one or we both starve, and they are mighty good I have to say

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

There is a chippy in my town called 'Oh my Cod' best chips in town

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By *ie n MashCouple
42 weeks ago

Back in Malice

"Jason Donervan. great imagination Estella xx

wish my mind worked like that

It’s in Bristol. Apparently the kebabs are ok.

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By *dventurous biMan
42 weeks ago

tesside

At one of the Edinburgh Fringe venues - Just FaLafs

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By *uckoldDesiresMan
42 weeks ago

Dublin

There is one just outside Dublin called Soon Fat

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Hung Ki in Soho….

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By *TG3Man
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

McDonald's

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By *lubchuckerMan
42 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

There used to be a chinese take away in Tenerife called 'Wok around the clock' used it a lot and the food was always good

Not sure if its still there now though

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By *elvet RopeMan
42 weeks ago

by the big field

Shirley, just outside Birmingham, has the awesomely named Shirley Temple

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
42 weeks ago

Tamworth

Wan King

Just up the road from a strip club in Spain

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Firey Hole Indian restaurant

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By *irty-pairCouple
42 weeks ago

South Essex

Once saw a seafood van in a pub car park called JB’s Got Crabs.

I didn’t stop…

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
42 weeks ago

chichester

Gingers hole

Made me chuckle seeing it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Noombie's Milk Bar

It used to be a place up in the Natal midlands in South Africa.

("Noombies" is local zulu-derived slang for a woman's boobs)

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By *r ThickWi11yMan
42 weeks ago

Warrington

I once saw a Chinese restaurant in Eire called Paddy Field’s!

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By *layfullsamMan
42 weeks ago

Solihull

"Once saw a seafood van in a pub car park called JB’s Got Crabs.

I didn’t stop…"

Dirty dicks crab house made me chuckle

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By *iasubTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Frying Nemo

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Curry in a hurry

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By *wantfun1875Man
42 weeks ago

Birmingham

Balti towers

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Ryde

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Ryde

Here on the Isle of Wight, we have a local chip shop called The Cod Father.

It's slogan? "We'll batter anything..."

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