FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Profile advice.

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

Ello, ello, ello.

So, wonderful people of fab, I ask yourselves, the shagger gods to bestow some wisdom upon me.

I've got a bit of a pisstake profile, which has been great for chatting to people 500 miles away that like that sort of humour, however, not so good at connecting with anyone compatible locally.

I need to change it.

About me:

I have a genuine kink for pleasing my partners sexually, it gives me warm fuzzies. For me sex isn't about just shooting my load, I love all things sexual and intimate with the right person. I've got a bit of a kink for giving orgasms, I want to work her body and mind out and make her feel incredible, this genuinely turns me on.

I like to make passionate sexytime with her brain aswell as her body, but I'd like to meet somebody who would do the same for me.

I'm a bit kinky, I love intense sex and desire, and I like role-playing, exploring, going with the flow, and doing what feels good, im a pretty malleable type of fella you know.

Ideally, I'd be best suited to someone that likes to play for hours.

However, I realise that some of this might sound like "guy lines"

But, how do you get that message across in a profile without sounding arrogant?

How do you get these things across without sounding like guy lines?

How do you show somebody that you are as much about their pleasure because that genuinely makes you feel good, without it sounding like a lie?

I know you obviously need to click with somebody socially aswell, but without finding someone I have a mutual attraction with to even start a convo, I feel like my profile needs addressing first.

I'm very sleep deprived so I'm probably not wording this the best, just being very blunt and to the point.

Thanks for any advice

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illy IdolMan
48 weeks ago

Midlands

Pretty much copy and paste what you've put

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
48 weeks ago

Markfield

I think what you have written to explain yourself is practically perfect. Maybe change the “her”s to “you”s. Check it for tense. It’s honest and open x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

Well do you know what, I shall.

I had something simular before but maybe I worded it better here.

Thanks for your advice guys

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed VoluptaWoman
48 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Pretty much copy and paste what you've put"

Or leave it as it is? That's the type of profile that would attract me and, I'm sure, many more suitable ladies We love a giggle.

Oh, and maybe some shower pics... or a boing video?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I like the pisstake but if it's not working, you could mix it and your OP together? Not so it's an essay, but the essential bits.

I know this is weird but your profile pic looks like you on top of a giant white pumpkin.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aizyWoman
48 weeks ago

west midlands

Profile looks good OP I am sad about the demise of the beard tho!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Pretty much copy and paste what you've put

Or leave it as it is? That's the type of profile that would attract me and, I'm sure, many more suitable ladies We love a giggle.

Oh, and maybe some shower pics... or a boing video? "

I'm not really a public profile boing type of fella, that's reserved for a couple, nobody here has been disappointed by a picture of that yet.


"I like the pisstake but if it's not working, you could mix it and your OP together? Not so it's an essay, but the essential bits.

I know this is weird but your profile pic looks like you on top of a giant white pumpkin. "

I think with the pisstake you still don't know what you are getting though do you, and it hasn't even opened up conversation with locals yet.

Yeh that's a big ass bed that I ain't utilising


"Profile looks good OP I am sad about the demise of the beard tho! "

You're welcome to come over and give it a quick tug before it goes if you like.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illy IdolMan
48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Well do you know what, I shall.

I had something simular before but maybe I worded it better here.

Thanks for your advice guys "

If it fails, relocate 500 miles away

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *reative-mindMan
48 weeks ago

Exeter

Just need to add something about Sydney University and your all set.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Well do you know what, I shall.

I had something simular before but maybe I worded it better here.

Thanks for your advice guys

If it fails, relocate 500 miles away "

If it fails I'll just use this site to chat shit on the forums


"Just need to add something about Sydney University and your all set. "

I don't know what this means but I'm sure it's a (diss) as the kids say

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olfandtazCouple
48 weeks ago

Bristol

I'd leave the profile alone, it would make us want to know more

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *reative-mindMan
48 weeks ago

Exeter


"

Just need to add something about Sydney University and your all set.

I don't know what this means but I'm sure it's a (diss) as the kids say "

Your probably correct to not take my advice.... Nuns get more action than me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds

Just write "fill in later" pop your profile pic as a close up cock over a dirty toilet - that should do it.

Your profile looks great & decent pics too for a bloke.

Mrs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ookie46Woman
48 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I like the profile as it is, keep the humour

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

The humour is gone.

It's deadly fucking serious out here on these streets now

I'll probably go back to taking this piss in like 2 days.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aizyWoman
48 weeks ago

west midlands


"The humour is gone.

It's deadly fucking serious out here on these streets now

I'll probably go back to taking this piss in like 2 days."

Yeah bring the humour back, and keep the beard!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eyond PurityCouple
48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Get in touch when the beard is gone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Pretty much copy and paste what you've put"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Best of luck (can't unsee it)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Keep a running tally of the number of people who aren’t into beards.

xx - Another not into beards person

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"The humour is gone.

It's deadly fucking serious out here on these streets now

I'll probably go back to taking this piss in like 2 days."

Get the humour back. Be yourself pal. Mine is very straight laced and I've lost hundreds of potential meets.

Don't sell your soul

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *affron40Woman
48 weeks ago

manchester

Honestly I loved the old one. Showed lots of personality. You could have done a more informative paragraph at the end and kept the humour but now it’s just another profile. Sorry

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *stellaWoman
48 weeks ago

London


"Pretty much copy and paste what you've put"

Agree

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top