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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

Peanut butter; what amazing stuff is it not?

Some quick questions:

Crunchy or smooth?

Peanut butter vs Marmite?

Have you ever utilised peanut butter in a sexual act? (And was it of the crunchy or else smooth variety? - this is important information)

Alternatively you may actually dislike peanut butter whereupon you should hereby compose a formal, grovelling letter of apology before submitting yourself to we peanut butter loving fans to put you in the stocks and hurl rotting vegetables at you whilst booing in hearty unison

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By *olfandtazCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

I used to eat peanut butter when I was going to the gym, a decent sized dollop in my protein shake... not one of it on its own. Not had it in years now

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

Crunchy

Peanut butter

Never sexually

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Crunchy

Peanut butter

Never sexually "

Same here.

On toast with sliced apple. Great hangover food.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Love it!!

Peanut butter and marmite together even better.

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

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Yeah I don't like it. Value life more.

I thought you were too good to be true, OP. What a shame.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
42 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

I don't like peanut butter or marmite x

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Smooth

With Marmite

Yes

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By *eekyMan
42 weeks ago

Perton

Theres no vs about it... Marmite peanut butter exsists.

It's not overly Marmitey, it just adds a subtle savoury note.

I'll eat both to be fair, Marmite is more a sandwich filling than a spread.

I dont think I would like to lick peanut butter off a willy I must admit, could be a bit claggy and get everything stuck where it shouldn't. Not to mention absorb too much much dribble which might cause some unpleasant drag.

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

I wonder how long it takes to milk the peanuts this butter is made from

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

I love crunchy peanut butter on toast, or on oatcakes with sliced banana.

Honey would make it better but it's on the list of no-nos.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yeah I don't like it. Value life more.

I thought you were too good to be true, OP. What a shame."

Could I at least tempt you to try it with salad cream in a sandwich? Honestly, as bizarre as it sounds, one mere bite of this heavenly combination will bestow instant spiritual enlightenment upon you plus an orgasm so powerful as to register on the Richter scale.

….maybe

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By *hristopherd999Man
42 weeks ago

Brentwood

You can now buy Marmite flavoured peanut butter

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By *eamus1956Man
42 weeks ago

Dagenham

Smooth

Marmite

Never sexually

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I wonder how long it takes to milk the peanuts this butter is made from "

I heard that the highly secretive process is carried out in specially designated factories by a highly skilled team of Umpah Loompas…

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By *ornycougaWoman
42 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Theres no vs about it... Marmite peanut butter exsists.

It's not overly Marmitey, it just adds a subtle savoury note.

I'll eat both to be fair, Marmite is more a sandwich filling than a spread.

I dont think I would like to lick peanut butter off a willy I must admit, could be a bit claggy and get everything stuck where it shouldn't. Not to mention absorb too much much dribble which might cause some unpleasant drag.

"

This. Don't eat bread so rarely eat pb these days but when I did it had to be crunchy with either sliced banana or decent strawberry jam

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By *ickshawedCouple
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Nah. Never liked it. Much prefer jam

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Crunchy peanut butter with sliced apples makes a great snack

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
42 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Smooth if under banana upon toast, crunchy if no banana..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must say, there’s some very fascinating and highly creative Peanut butter food combinations you’ve got going on here good folks

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

I like Biscoff spread, its a similar consistency to peanut butter but is sweet and cinnamony and delicious!

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By *ecky and justCouple
42 weeks ago

Godalming

Like others have said, dipping apple into PB is great.

Little pots available at M&S if you want to try.

Crunchy or smooth, will take either.

Sex aid.. never..

But… try a peanut butter shake.. heavenly..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
42 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Crunchy and on Crumpets..

The End

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ooo that reminds me: PB fans; have you all tried Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I'm not a huge fan of peanut butter as I find it too claggy but in the morning I did enjoy having it on a toasted bagel with sliced bananas on top

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hot toast with PB then mashed banana on top and a sprinkle of grated cheese on top grilled

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By *ou only live onceMan
42 weeks ago

London

I've never brought PB into my sex life, but it can be pretty orgasmic. Almond and coconut butter even more so.

But I can feel my waistline screaming objections already!

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By *ou only live onceMan
42 weeks ago

London


"Ooo that reminds me: PB fans; have you all tried Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream?

"

See also their Netflix & Chill'd. My god that's good.

Halo Top too if you want to pretend ice cream is diet food!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
42 weeks ago

ashford

Prefer smooth on toast! Crunchy or smooth to make satay sauce x

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I like peanut butter v v much.

I prefer crunchy.

I like marmite and peanut butter. I probably prefer marmite.

I like the idea of having marmite and peanut butter together. I tried it once in the days before it was available ready made. Sadly it did not agree with my digestive system. I might risk trying it again now that it can be bought in a jar.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Like others have said, dipping apple into PB is great.

Little pots available at M&S if you want to try.

Crunchy or smooth, will take either.

Sex aid.. never..

But… try a peanut butter shake.. heavenly.. "

Following on from "shake" - add peanut butter to a home-blended smoothie.

You're welcome .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yummm crunchy! Have it on toast with chilli sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Crunchy. A jar a week here . Busy guy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Yummm crunchy! Have it on toast with chilli sauce! "

You need hot tea with it though, it sticks to the roof of your mouth worse than semen. Better tasting by far, though.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yummm crunchy! Have it on toast with chilli sauce!

You need hot tea with it though, it sticks to the roof of your mouth worse than semen. Better tasting by far, though. "

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands

I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion! "

Oh… Um…shall we skip the Peanut butter and marmite and just have the sex main course?

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By *r imp miss minxCouple
42 weeks ago

Colchester

Skippy is the best peanut butter.

Smooth on digestive biscuits

Super crunchy on toast.

Marmite? Oh yes, but only on white toast.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion! "

Oh noes! But peanut butter is lovely! (Actually, so's Marmite). Oh well, I like them, anyway. It's a good thing we all don't like exactly the same things - life would be so boring.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The best peanut butter is Black Cat peanut butter - a South African brand that I grew up on.

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

Oh… Um…shall we skip the Peanut butter and marmite and just have the sex main course? "

And I'm back to liking your threads! Get straight to the main course, I'll bring my Nutella

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

Oh… Um…shall we skip the Peanut butter and marmite and just have the sex main course? "

Smooth - like peanut butter. Surely she won't be able to resist your suave manouvre?

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By *2000ManMan
42 weeks ago

Worthing

Smooth now and again.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Smooth now and again."

Like the OP

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

Oh noes! But peanut butter is lovely! (Actually, so's Marmite). Oh well, I like them, anyway. It's a good thing we all don't like exactly the same things - life would be so boring. "

It would, I have tried both I think it is the texture of Peanut butter I don't like rather than the taste, Marmite is just evil and should be made illegal!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

Oh noes! But peanut butter is lovely! (Actually, so's Marmite). Oh well, I like them, anyway. It's a good thing we all don't like exactly the same things - life would be so boring.

It would, I have tried both I think it is the texture of Peanut butter I don't like rather than the taste, Marmite is just evil and should be made illegal!! "

*gasp* (clutches pearls)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

Oh… Um…shall we skip the Peanut butter and marmite and just have the sex main course?

Smooth - like peanut butter. Surely she won't be able to resist your suave manouvre? "

Peanut butter has bequeathed me super human powers of the sex stuff

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

Oh… Um…shall we skip the Peanut butter and marmite and just have the sex main course?

Smooth - like peanut butter. Surely she won't be able to resist your suave manouvre?

Peanut butter has bequeathed me super human powers of the sex stuff "

You've converted me to Peanut butter!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!

Oh… Um…shall we skip the Peanut butter and marmite and just have the sex main course?

Smooth - like peanut butter. Surely she won't be able to resist your suave manouvre?

Peanut butter has bequeathed me super human powers of the sex stuff

You've converted me to Peanut butter! "

Praise be!

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By *929Man
42 weeks ago

newcastle

Smooth always, have 2-3 tablespoons out the jar as soon as arrive home from work every day

Never tried marmite do will say pb

Fuck no haha

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By *ecky and justCouple
42 weeks ago

Godalming


"Skippy is the best peanut butter.

Smooth on digestive biscuits

Super crunchy on toast.

Marmite? Oh yes, but only on white toast. "

Oh no, oh no…

Skippy is American stuff and full of sugar.

Horrible stuff.

You can get PB and Nutella swirl in a jar as well.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

Crunchy peanut butter , with marmite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Crunchy peanut butter , with marmite lol"

^^ this, is delicious

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
42 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Crunchy

If you force me to chose, then Marmite

Never sexually... but now my mind is wandering!

Anyone else fond of a PB and mashed banana sandwich??

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton


"Crunchy peanut butter , with marmite lol

^^ this, is delicious "

Isn't it just! I love the marmite peanut butter !

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands


"Crunchy

Peanut butter

Never sexually

Same here.

On toast with sliced apple. Great hangover food."

I'd quite like to try this

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

I've just bought crunchy peanut butter, oatcakes and bananas to make my little snacky-snacks later.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
42 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Just had a peanut butter shake for after my workout.

And of course the workout doesn’t count until you’ve posted about it

Just watching my gains now…

K

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

Crunchy PB with sliced banana on toast

Marmite and avocado on toast

Neither sexually

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By *oastalloversCouple
42 weeks ago

Wales

Crunchy peanut butter and chocolate spread on crumpets.

Classic PB & J sandwich or on toasts.

Also a few scoops out of the jar.

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By *hortarseWoman
42 weeks ago

Norfolk

Love peanut butter. On ice cream in oats on rice cakes with apple but best all over good cock to suck it off

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Marmite is an evil substance and should be banned from sale on anything other than the dark web for gothic rituals.

Crunchy peanut butter is a delight! Best sandwich I ever made had crunchy peanut butter on one slice and Nutella on the other. Flop them together and it’s a snickers sandwich.

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By *ecky and justCouple
42 weeks ago

Godalming


"Love peanut butter. On ice cream in oats on rice cakes with apple but best all over good cock to suck it off"

Ooh.. never tried in oats before. Might swirl some in my porridge.!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
42 weeks ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Peanut butter, crunchy, with marmite in a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Crunchy, in a little dish and dip apple slices into it... S tier snack right there

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Love peanut butter. On ice cream in oats on rice cakes with apple but best all over good cock to suck it off"

Is the asda's own one OK... Asking for a friend

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton


"Crunchy, in a little dish and dip apple slices into it... S tier snack right there "

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By *xfordjohnMan
42 weeks ago

Oxford

Love crunchy peanut butter and marmite but don't eat the PB now because of its calories. I usually have marmite at some stage most days.

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