FabSwingers.com forum: Petrol forecourt

By *illy Idol OP Man
42 weeks ago

Midlands

I was fueling up this morning and there was an attractive lady opposite me. I thought to myself, this place is full of innuendos I could use to woo her.

I didn't as I'm a respectful man. But what lines could I have used?

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

Sorry about that!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

You could have offered to fill her tank then, like a porn movie, as it got close to full, you could have pulled the nozzle out of the refueling cap and sprayed petrol all over the back of her car while she moaned and gasped.

And then there's the complimentary roller towel to clean up afterwards.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"Sorry about that!

I see it wasn't the first time you've handled a big hose

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
42 weeks ago

Wirral.

Offer to tup her tailpipe?

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By *sWyldWoman
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"You could have offered to fill her tank then, like a porn movie, as it got close to full, you could have pulled the nozzle out of the refueling cap and sprayed petrol all over the back of her car while she moaned and gasped.

And then there's the complimentary roller towel to clean up afterwards.

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Sorry about that!

I see it wasn't the first time you've handled a big hose

I needed both hands, don't want it accidentally spraying!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"Sorry about that!

I see it wasn't the first time you've handled a big hose

I needed both hands, don't want it accidentally spraying!

Unleaded?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

if you want it to come out, just squeeze it harder when you’ve pushed it in all the way!…

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I'd shake a few times after finishing inside you

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By *ickshawedCouple
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

You could have demonstrated the correct way to use a tow bar

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

…you seem to have dripped on your feet!…

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