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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When firing one off the wrist how long on average does it take you to summon the sauce?

Bonus Question: On a scale of 1-10 and upon considered reflection, please rate this thread for a fab or a fuck or something or other with 10 being: ‘I have found this thread to be highly interesting and educational’ and 1 being: ‘Op, you are an uncouth, fucking degenerate and if you have even a semblance of decency, you should go Unlos immediately and never darken the forum again’

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

If I need to: 2 minutes

If I'm enjoying myself: 20 minutes

Bonus Answer: 10, this thread will change human history on a level comparable to the wheel or a nuclear fusion reactor. They will still be talking about this even in the year 2559.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If I need to: 2 minutes

If I'm enjoying myself: 20 minutes

Bonus Answer: 10, this thread will change human history on a level comparable to the wheel or a nuclear fusion reactor. They will still be talking about this even in the year 2559."

It is indeed a subject which I feel we should all talk about more freely in polite social gatherings be it at dinner parties or else in church or even at the checkout in one’s local supermarket…

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

If its quick then around 5-10 minutes but if im enjoying myself it can go on for 30 minutes to a couple of hours.

Couple of hours obviously has a lot of breaks and its mostly when im really enjoying some porn or i decide to go on cams.

And i rate this a 10

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By *j1104Man
42 weeks ago

Rochdale

Depends how horny I am. 10 mins most times. I rate this thread 10 x

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Yeah goes on how much time you got sometimes a few minutes sometimes a few hours those few hours do go quick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

About 5 minutes usually. Depends how tired I am after work.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Next wank I have, I’ll time it and let you know.

But I reckon I can do it faster than someone else doing it for me, but far less enjoyable.

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante


"When firing one off the wrist how long on average does it take you to summon the sauce?

Bonus Question: On a scale of 1-10 and upon considered reflection, please rate this thread for a fab or a fuck or something or other with 10 being: ‘I have found this thread to be highly interesting and educational’ and 1 being: ‘Op, you are an uncouth, fucking degenerate and if you have even a semblance of decency, you should go Unlos immediately and never darken the forum again’ "

What about you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

First Question: Depends on my level of edging, horniness, desperation et cetera, et cetera and so forth.

Bonus Question: 11. This thread is so important that it has replaced the number 42 as the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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By *he ass man 666Man
42 weeks ago

paradise city

Can range from 2 minutes to a good hour depending on the time and situation

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"When firing one off the wrist how long on average does it take you to summon the sauce?

Bonus Question: On a scale of 1-10 and upon considered reflection, please rate this thread for a fab or a fuck or something or other with 10 being: ‘I have found this thread to be highly interesting and educational’ and 1 being: ‘Op, you are an uncouth, fucking degenerate and if you have even a semblance of decency, you should go Unlos immediately and never darken the forum again’

What about you OP? "

I’d say an average time for me is around 5-10 minutes before Thunderbirds are go…

And what a joyous 5-10 minutes they are!

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By *affeine DuskMan
42 weeks ago

Caerphilly

Usually I like to make a big thing of it, it'll be a five-act narrative with an intriguing coconut oil sub-plot threaded underneath.

Closer to deadlines, I get +7 to summoning.

On the Christopher Nolan scale I rate this thread The Prestige: it's not talked about as much but still a bippity banger, buddy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

42 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Depends what's on the telly.

Can take literally minutes if Rachel Riley is is whipping out two from the top and a big one from the bottom on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, but a fucking lifetime if Antiques Roadshow or Time Team is on. And don't get me started on Songs of Praise......

And a middle ground '5' for the thread. Better than most of Brucey's but have seen better pre 8am on hump day.

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By *oiluvfunMan
42 weeks ago

Penrith

I tend to edge myself for up to 2 hours, as every man will confirm, being on ‘the edge’ is just the best feeling, and having your cock filled to its maximum hardness is just such a glorious sight……

But I struggle to last much more than 2 minutes if I get all slippy lubed, and follow the metronome on one of those ‘jerk to the beat’ videos, especially if it’s a big tit milf version….

Thread rating: 10

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Gone in 60 seconds and I've got 21 seconds to go err sorry I thought this was the film and music section honestly lol and I take your 10 and raise you 10

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

About 2mins when the horn is overwhelming and just need a quick one for a release.

Over an hour if I'm using lube and a toy and edging myself which feels fucking amazing when I eventually cum.

1. But in a good way

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Depends on inspiration or if its just to check it still works

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By *mateur100Man
42 weeks ago

nr faversham


"Depends what's on the telly.

Can take literally minutes if Rachel Riley is is whipping out two from the top and a big one from the bottom on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, but a fucking lifetime if Antiques Roadshow or Time Team is on. And don't get me started on Songs of Praise......

And a middle ground '5' for the thread. Better than most of Brucey's but have seen better pre 8am on hump day. "

Agreed...one of those ridiculously short dresses Rachel wears and it has a quickening effect

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

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Sorry I struggle to type as I'm having a hand shuffle.. how long no idea Idon't wear a watch

Thread same as my penis 9.9

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