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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

...you die of in a Victorian or gothic novel?

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Knowing me the most stupid thing like a gargoyle falling on me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Syphilis

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Drained dry by a vampire (hopefully a sexy, buxom one at least by way of small compensation for my untimely demise)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd be burned at the stake

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Love sickness

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh come now O-F. It's like you're inviting me to full nerd out here.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Written out due to artistic differences.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Knowing me the most stupid thing like a gargoyle falling on me"

Like Patrick Troughton in The Omen?

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By *oupleus30Couple
over a year ago

Minster

Fucked to death by a woman in steampunk character lol

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Syphilis"

There was a lot of it about.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd be burned at the stake "

What would be your crimes?

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Drained dry by a vampire (hopefully a sexy, buxom one at least by way of small compensation for my untimely demise)"

It's the least you could hope for.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd be burned at the stake

What would be your crimes?"

Being a witch

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I wouldn’t. I’m immortal

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Love sickness "

You'll just gradually fade away, holding old love letters to your chest.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh come now O-F. It's like you're inviting me to full nerd out here. "

I AM. Go full nerd.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fucked to death by a woman in steampunk character lol"

Using a steampunk...device?

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I wouldn’t. I’m immortal "

Well...obviously. I've known that since I noticed you have no reflection.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I would probably trip over the hem of my floor length dress and crack my head open.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Very old age, but then again would not be that old by today's standards

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'd open the door that I'm not meant to.

J

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Love sickness

You'll just gradually fade away, holding old love letters to your chest."

Just call me Miss Havisham!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Jack the Ripper

Mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Jack the Ripper

Mr "

Or consumption

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I wouldn’t. I’m immortal

Well...obviously. I've known that since I noticed you have no reflection."

Or soul

Or character

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would probably trip over the hem of my floor length dress and crack my head open."

Definitely an occupational hazard.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Very old age, but then again would not be that old by today's standards "

'Old _obilebottom died today. But he'd had a good time on Earth - he was fully five-and-fifty when the good Lord took him to his reward.'

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd open the door that I'm not meant to.

J"

But what would be behind it that would see you off?

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I wouldn’t. I’m immortal

Well...obviously. I've known that since I noticed you have no reflection.

Or soul

Or character

"

Or shame, you shameless wanton.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Jack the Ripper

Mr

Or consumption "

A consumptive killed by Jack the Ripper?

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

Shawl insufficiency, Pony troubles and The Unpleasantness would all do me in

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It was Professor Moriarty that did me in guv’nor and no mistake; I ‘ope Mr ‘Olmes gets that bastard I does!

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Shawl insufficiency, Pony troubles and The Unpleasantness would all do me in "

Shawls aren't as common any more. I'm amazed more women aren't dying from their lack.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Consumption Chic - Tiny waist, visible clavicles, rosy cheeks.

That'll do

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Knowing my luck I'd get syphilis

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Gutter winkie. With my shiny bell scr@ping along a Victorian gutter I’d quickly catch this rare strain of knob rot.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Trampled to death by horse and cart

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Rotting in a sanatorium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childbirth. I have childbearing hips!

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Rotting in a sanatorium. "

Why would you be in there in the first place?

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Childbirth. I have childbearing hips!"

Those hips might be your salvation though!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Rotting in a sanatorium.

Why would you be in there in the first place?"

For being an emotional, histrionic woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Childbirth. I have childbearing hips!

Those hips might be your salvation though! "

Until baby 17 kills me off at the age of 26...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've given this some serious thought. Thought about the type of woman I am, how easily swayed I can be by certain things. My rather free spirit sexually. My feminist views. And daddy issues.

I would have, undoubtedly, fallen victim to a massive patriarchal phallic stake through the heart after my predilection for older men, particularly with accents caught up with me.

It would have been worth it though.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Rotting in a sanatorium.

Why would you be in there in the first place?

For being an emotional, histrionic woman. "

Or, as we would say now, a woman not taken seriously by society and reacting appropriately.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Murdered by Wayne Hussey

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've given this some serious thought. Thought about the type of woman I am, how easily swayed I can be by certain things. My rather free spirit sexually. My feminist views. And daddy issues.

I would have, undoubtedly, fallen victim to a massive patriarchal phallic stake through the heart after my predilection for older men, particularly with accents caught up with me.

It would have been worth it though. "

So...you're saying you die because you fucked Dracula and had to be staked?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Whos victoria is she fit

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Whos victoria is she fit"

She has a nifty line in jewellery.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I've given this some serious thought. Thought about the type of woman I am, how easily swayed I can be by certain things. My rather free spirit sexually. My feminist views. And daddy issues.

I would have, undoubtedly, fallen victim to a massive patriarchal phallic stake through the heart after my predilection for older men, particularly with accents caught up with me.

It would have been worth it though.

So...you're saying you die because you fucked Dracula and had to be staked? "

Yeah but it'll have to be by a fuck off huge stake to really drive through the point of patriarchy battling the evil feminine vampire whore I'd become.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh...silver bullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...you die of in a Victorian or gothic novel? "

Rats eating me alive.. The plague

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've given this some serious thought. Thought about the type of woman I am, how easily swayed I can be by certain things. My rather free spirit sexually. My feminist views. And daddy issues.

I would have, undoubtedly, fallen victim to a massive patriarchal phallic stake through the heart after my predilection for older men, particularly with accents caught up with me.

It would have been worth it though.

So...you're saying you die because you fucked Dracula and had to be staked?

Yeah but it'll have to be by a fuck off huge stake to really drive through the point of patriarchy battling the evil feminine vampire whore I'd become."

But those gothic novels are famously subtle and under-stated. Still, if anyone's vampire whoredom could push the form to melodrama, it would be yours.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wouldn't die. I'd just have a portrait that got a little bit older each year

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I've given this some serious thought. Thought about the type of woman I am, how easily swayed I can be by certain things. My rather free spirit sexually. My feminist views. And daddy issues.

I would have, undoubtedly, fallen victim to a massive patriarchal phallic stake through the heart after my predilection for older men, particularly with accents caught up with me.

It would have been worth it though.

So...you're saying you die because you fucked Dracula and had to be staked?

Yeah but it'll have to be by a fuck off huge stake to really drive through the point of patriarchy battling the evil feminine vampire whore I'd become.

But those gothic novels are famously subtle and under-stated. Still, if anyone's vampire whoredom could push the form to melodrama, it would be yours. "

Love the compliment, really do. Going to screenshot it, print it and fame it.

Gothic literature featured heavily in my Masters. This might not be a discussion you want to have at almost 11pm on a Tuesday night. :D

I'd argue that there's subtlety surrounding the horror themes, it's not quite the torture porn contemporary film seems to love. Was Holmwood's staking of Lucy subtle? No. It really, really wasn't. I'm going to rein it in though.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'd open the door that I'm not meant to.

J

But what would be behind it that would see you off?"

No one knows for sure. But my disappearance would be whispered of in hushed tones as a warning.

J

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've given this some serious thought. Thought about the type of woman I am, how easily swayed I can be by certain things. My rather free spirit sexually. My feminist views. And daddy issues.

I would have, undoubtedly, fallen victim to a massive patriarchal phallic stake through the heart after my predilection for older men, particularly with accents caught up with me.

It would have been worth it though.

So...you're saying you die because you fucked Dracula and had to be staked?

Yeah but it'll have to be by a fuck off huge stake to really drive through the point of patriarchy battling the evil feminine vampire whore I'd become.

But those gothic novels are famously subtle and under-stated. Still, if anyone's vampire whoredom could push the form to melodrama, it would be yours.

Love the compliment, really do. Going to screenshot it, print it and fame it.

Gothic literature featured heavily in my Masters. This might not be a discussion you want to have at almost 11pm on a Tuesday night. :D

I'd argue that there's subtlety surrounding the horror themes, it's not quite the torture porn contemporary film seems to love. Was Holmwood's staking of Lucy subtle? No. It really, really wasn't. I'm going to rein it in though. "

Dracula or gothic literature in general? I honestly don't know that much about classic gothic literature, I'm a scam artist. I've read Frankenstein, Dracula, bits of The Monk, The Mysteries of Udolpho, some Poe and The Woman in White. But your knowledge will far out-strip mine.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Something would fall down a chimney hit me on the head whilst sweeping it!

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd open the door that I'm not meant to.

J

But what would be behind it that would see you off?

No one knows for sure. But my disappearance would be whispered of in hushed tones as a warning.

J"

That's a kind of immortality though. Could be worse.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Dracula or gothic literature in general? I honestly don't know that much about classic gothic literature, I'm a scam artist. I've read Frankenstein, Dracula, bits of The Monk, The Mysteries of Udolpho, some Poe and The Woman in White. But your knowledge will far out-strip mine. "

In general. Well, not exactly. We'll discuss this over hot chocolate/whatever. Have you watched Flanagan's The Fall Of The House Of Usher? It's honestly a fantastic contemporary Gothic take on Poe. The references, the clever usage of colour to identify characters and their sins, the subtle dread that builds with the soundtrack, the clever Schrödinger's guns scattered through out. It's so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent thread OP

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Dracula or gothic literature in general? I honestly don't know that much about classic gothic literature, I'm a scam artist. I've read Frankenstein, Dracula, bits of The Monk, The Mysteries of Udolpho, some Poe and The Woman in White. But your knowledge will far out-strip mine.

In general. Well, not exactly. We'll discuss this over hot chocolate/whatever. Have you watched Flanagan's The Fall Of The House Of Usher? It's honestly a fantastic contemporary Gothic take on Poe. The references, the clever usage of colour to identify characters and their sins, the subtle dread that builds with the soundtrack, the clever Schrödinger's guns scattered through out. It's so good."

I haven't watched it yet but it's very much on my list. I'll bump it up the list thanks to your recommendation. Most of the Poe adaptations I know are the Roger Corman/Vincent Price ones.

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Excellent thread OP "

Thank-you - I hope your 17th birth is less fatal than you fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excellent thread OP

Thank-you - I hope your 17th birth is less fatal than you fear "

OMG it's a miracle! I've made it past my 26th birthday!

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Excellent thread OP

Thank-you - I hope your 17th birth is less fatal than you fear

OMG it's a miracle! I've made it past my 26th birthday! "

Those childbearing hips saved the day!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Torture for fornicating with another female

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Whos victoria is she fit

She has a nifty line in jewellery. "

but does she take it up the poop shoot

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well, it's clear, alas, that after daybreak I'd be staked in my ornate casket and my head cut off by Abraham Van Helsing. Sigh.

Darn.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Whos victoria is she fit

She has a nifty line in jewellery. but does she take it up the poop shoot"

That's Victoria's Secret.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Dracula or gothic literature in general? I honestly don't know that much about classic gothic literature, I'm a scam artist. I've read Frankenstein, Dracula, bits of The Monk, The Mysteries of Udolpho, some Poe and The Woman in White. But your knowledge will far out-strip mine.

In general. Well, not exactly. We'll discuss this over hot chocolate/whatever. Have you watched Flanagan's The Fall Of The House Of Usher? It's honestly a fantastic contemporary Gothic take on Poe. The references, the clever usage of colour to identify characters and their sins, the subtle dread that builds with the soundtrack, the clever Schrödinger's guns scattered through out. It's so good.

I haven't watched it yet but it's very much on my list. I'll bump it up the list thanks to your recommendation. Most of the Poe adaptations I know are the Roger Corman/Vincent Price ones."

Oh, I'd like to throw in an endorsement for Flanagan's Fall of the House of Usher as well. Some great performances, but none better, to my mind, than Mark Hamill. He really is a wonderful character actor. That aside, this was a wonderful modern adaptation.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I wouldn't die. I'd just have a portrait that got a little bit older each year "

With tits that got a little saggier...

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Torture for fornicating with another female "

Worth it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone being too loud in the same room

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well, it's clear, alas, that after daybreak I'd be staked in my ornate casket and my head cut off by Abraham Van Helsing. Sigh.

Darn."

Well, we've all got to go somehow. Might as well be spectacular about it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Well, it's clear, alas, that after daybreak I'd be staked in my ornate casket and my head cut off by Abraham Van Helsing. Sigh.

Darn.

Well, we've all got to go somehow. Might as well be spectacular about it."

Damn right! I always fancied myself as one of the brides of Dracula.

When they got their teeth into Giles in Buffy vs Dracula, he wanted to go back to retrieve his shoe.

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