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By *ruceyy OP Man
42 weeks ago

London

Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
42 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

You know what they say, if it seems to good

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"

Yes but you're male

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

Not my ultimate fantasy no. But I've spoken to people and thought yeah, this could work really well. It normally does after the first few whatevers (not using meet) are out of the way. Why is the first time never... as explosive? Anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Literally me after every conversation with Meli

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
42 weeks ago

Lincoln

There's certainly a few who have clicked in very sexy ways

LvM

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?

Yes but you're male

Like that would actually stop you Ted. Hop on and have the ride of your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"

Yes, but they are fairly illusive. They are friends with me on here, but they are probably inundated with messages so perhaps one day we'll meet up.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
42 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Not my ultimate fantasy no. But I've spoken to people and thought yeah, this could work really well. It normally does after the first few whatevers (not using meet) are out of the way. Why is the first time never... as explosive? Anyway."

Try edging them for longer for a larger explosion.

LvM

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

Try edging them for longer for a larger explosion.

LvM"

I've never edged anyone in my life sadly, will try and find a manual for it soon.

My point was more... I think sex is better the more you know someone's body. Learn their responses. When they're getting close, what gets them that bit firmer or wetter. You know, more comfortable with a person. If that makes sense?

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

I’ve met people who make me very happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Perfect in every way? No. But I have met someone that I instantly clicked with and kinda knew the sex would be good.

Unfortunately it’s not very often you come across someone like that.

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By *londebiguyMan
42 weeks ago

Southport

I've met three just like that from here.

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).

She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Once, met her recently too.

However, I don’t believe fab is the right place to meet someone for anything deeper than the reasons we all joined here for so whilst it’s been great fun it can only ever remain as fun.

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By *affeine DuskMan
42 weeks ago

Caerphilly

"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).

She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious."

...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?

Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!

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By *olfandtazCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

Talked to a fair few in my time that seem to tick all the boxes. It's only made the meet even hotter. But it was left just as that.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
42 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).

She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.

...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?

Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!

They're those shorter forumites who live in houses built into hills, with those little round front doors. Very cute.

LvM

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By *hristopherd999Man
42 weeks ago

Brentwood

"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"

They say what they think you want to hear

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By *affeine DuskMan
42 weeks ago

Caerphilly

"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).

She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.

...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?

Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!

They're those shorter forumites who live in houses built into hills, with those little round front doors. Very cute.

LvM"

...oh wait I know those ones

I'm going to do a full 180 on this, 'dweller' is so much more fun to rhyme.

I'm in my dirty limerick renaissance.

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
42 weeks ago

wonderland.

"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"

Yes we have. And we are now a couple

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).

She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.

...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?

Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!

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My dear Caf'du' — just before Christmas some reprobate created a thread about the "ick" and how they hated the term "forumite". I love that term but apparently it's no longer 'in vogue' much to my despair. So now, with a heavy heart and much reluctance, I'm adopting my self-coined term "forum dweller".

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By *eyond PurityCouple
42 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We met each other on here and definitely had that feeling and we’ve been lucky enough to meet with others where the chat has been electric and you know it’s going to be hot AF

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By *ackandJill1Couple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes!! The chat, the flirt, the build up was absolutely perfect for me....then on the night of the meet he left me stood on a city centre street alone to go and meet another woman who texted him she was free

I watched him literally skip off down the street to her!!!

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By *affeine DuskMan
42 weeks ago

Caerphilly

"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).

She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.

...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?

Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!

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My darling Nerø,

Fuck the people and what they think, blol.

Kisses,

Caf'du'

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?

Yes but you're male

Like that would actually stop you Ted. Hop on and have the ride of your life."

It's the big balls. I can't get enough of the big balls.

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By *educing_EmCouple
42 weeks ago

Tipperary

I may have

Em x

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By *hGlobbitsMan
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yes. And a couple of them lived up to the promise. It's been a while but they know who they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Yes.

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By *ddie1966Man
42 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Forumite(s) is a delightful descriptive word.

Bring it back (despite the fact it never really left). It enhances my limited vocabulary no end.

Now to the crux .

I may have occasionally chatted to Fair Maidens, on here, that I have thought ticked all my box's but unfortunately I've never had the chance to put the theory to the test.

However, a gentleman never tells.

I'm sure one day will come to pass when this very thing happens.

Unfortunately, I suspect, I shall be too tired and fall sound asleep in the corner at a social.

None of us are getting any younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Nope, not even close. I am even considering (gasp) messaging first.

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By *929Man
42 weeks ago

newcastle

Maybe 2 year ago yes was going through break up at time (broken up a few months but still living together while she found somewhere) and blew it by moaning about situation and not taking chance.

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By *rHotNottsMan
42 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If I had I wouldn’t still be on here

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
42 weeks ago

chichester

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By *weetiepie99Woman
42 weeks ago

cardiff

Absolutely not on here. Absolutely yes away from here.

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By *ortyairCouple
42 weeks ago

Wallasey

Yeah there is a perfect couple on here, have chatted to the wife a few times and she's always lovely but unfortunately I'm sure they are not interested in us, absolutely heartbroken haha, Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Yes absolutely

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By *affron40Woman
42 weeks ago

manchester

Yes

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
42 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Nope, not even close. I am even considering (gasp) messaging first.

Times must be tough

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By *he Silver FuxMan
42 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Yes, and I can’t wait..

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Nope, not even close. I am even considering (gasp) messaging first.

Times must be tough

Mr "

There are cobwebs. Time for desperate measures.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester

I don't believe in perfection, but I have been lucky enough to chat to some very nice people and sometimes that has led to very fun times.

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