FabSwingers.com forum: I declare

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

I second that motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh, too right xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh, too right xxxxxxxx"
to me every day is fanny licking day .yippiexx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

And then its sucking Saturday....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then its sucking Saturday....

Lets not rush things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was just thinking the same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damnation woman !! Can't you postpone till next Friday? I'm Babysitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

Okay. C'mere then.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm free"

did you say that in the voice of Errrr oh god i can't remember his name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great! Oh wait. I just checked the calendar, why didnt anyone tell me Fanuary was over

Dont think i wilk have many offers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

please form an orderly queue.xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I may sit this one out if you don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then its sucking Saturday....

Ooo, the men get to suck our flowers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm free

did you say that in the voice of Errrr oh god i can't remember his name

I can't either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damnation woman !! Can't you postpone till next Friday? I'm Babysitting

Im sure next Friday would be good too

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

*sigh* If you insist. Jeez, legs up, legs down, never a quiet moment. *grumble*

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm free

did you say that in the voice of Errrr oh god i can't remember his name

I can't either

Mr Humphreys aka John Inman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger Lickin' Good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

Okay. C'mere then.....

Just nipping out for a can of red bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnation woman !! Can't you postpone till next Friday? I'm Babysitting

Im sure next Friday would be good too

Maybe your right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may sit this one out if you don't mind. "

Ahhhh beer night!!! Pfffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

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I'll start tonight then so im ready for tomorrow

nom nom nom

* CReEpS rOunD cRyPt * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may sit this one out if you don't mind. "

Gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great! Oh wait. I just checked the calendar, why didnt anyone tell me Fanuary was over

Dont think i wilk have many offers

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I don't have anyone to do that with I'm stuffed.

Still, not long to Wank Holiday Monday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm free

did you say that in the voice of Errrr oh god i can't remember his name

I can't either

Mr Humphreys aka John Inman"

Ah yes him

thankyou

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

There must be a 69 day to even it all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be a 69 day to even it all up."

March 10th

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Well as I don't have anyone to do that with I'm stuffed.

Still, not long to Wank Holiday Monday!"

There's a few of them coming along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may sit this one out if you don't mind. "

Not even if its covered in Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great! Oh wait. I just checked the calendar, why didnt anyone tell me Fanuary was over

Dont think i wilk have many offers

Pmsl

Its not funny! I declare tomorrow to be help a fellow forumite mow the lawn day. Then saturday can be fanny licking day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno...its friday..most will be fish orientated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno...its friday..most will be fish orientated"

And curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno...its friday..most will be fish orientated

And curry sauce

u take the curry sauce end, I'll take the fishy front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

Okay. C'mere then.....

Just nipping out for a can of red bull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great! Oh wait. I just checked the calendar, why didnt anyone tell me Fanuary was over

Dont think i wilk have many offers

Pmsl

Its not funny! I declare tomorrow to be help a fellow forumite mow the lawn day. Then saturday can be fanny licking day!!"

Oh god count me out im shit at gardening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then its sucking Saturday....

im in work friday and saturday what have we got for sunday? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno...its friday..most will be fish orientated

And curry sauce

u take the curry sauce end, I'll take the fishy front

That statement is just sooooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm free

did you say that in the voice of Errrr oh god i can't remember his name

I can't either

john something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno...its friday..most will be fish orientated

And curry sauce

u take the curry sauce end, I'll take the fishy front

That statement is just sooooo wrong

totally wrong tastement

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would call it Face sitting Friday

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I may sit this one out if you don't mind.

Ahhhh beer night!!! Pfffttt"

Nope the red herring put me off

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Great! Oh wait. I just checked the calendar, why didnt anyone tell me Fanuary was over

Dont think i wilk have many offers

Pmsl

Its not funny! I declare tomorrow to be help a fellow forumite mow the lawn day. Then saturday can be fanny licking day!!"

Gis a look at your ginger one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may sit this one out if you don't mind.

Ahhhh beer night!!! Pfffttt

Nope the red herring put me off

Hey you mentioned "KIPPERS "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

still fishy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump

still fishy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I may sit this one out if you don't mind.

Ahhhh beer night!!! Pfffttt

Nope the red herring put me off

Hey you mentioned "KIPPERS "

Kippers are smoked not rare

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?"

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

Oooo that sounds like a very good plan!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

Brilliant.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

You pulled a pig lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

Bet that's cold though *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

You pulled a pig lol lol

Doesn't tongue come from a cow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

What is it today? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

You pulled a pig lol lol

Doesn't tongue come from a cow ?

Yes its a cow lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

Bet that's cold though *shudders*

Adds to the frill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

You pulled a pig lol lol

Doesn't tongue come from a cow ?

You know my ex ?

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

Can it be extended to next Friday as well? I will finally be able to get away and play for my birthday at chams that day...LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

What is it today? X"

Oh im not sure, pot noodle and posh wank was mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

You pulled a pig lol lol

Doesn't tongue come from a cow ?

You know my ex ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damm I missed it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Doesn't tongue come from a cow ?

Ox tongue is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

Bet that's cold though *shudders*

Adds to the frill

Suppose so

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How's this going? Anyone willing to admit to success or failure?

Success here ... i couldn't find a man so i popped to the supermarket, purchased some tongue, slapped it on and hey presto !!

You pulled a pig lol lol

Doesn't tongue come from a cow ?

Yes its a cow lol

Not necessarily, Pigs tongue is a delicacy

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

ooops sexy Saturday already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That tomorrow is Fanny licking Friday

How appropriate in the week we got a new Pope.... Fish on Friday.... (ducks to avoid arrows!)

Reminds me of a little ditty 'Nannie' taught me in the Nursery..

"If little girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice...

... why the fuck do they taste of Anchovies..?????"

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