FabSwingers.com forum: Marigold hand job…

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
42 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Men: turn on or turn off?

Ladies: just for the dishes or yes I’d happily grant your wishes?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
42 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called.

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By *VineMan
42 weeks ago

The right place

It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
42 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip. "

Fairy liquid man!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

I asked the Mr if he'd like one, he politely declined.

Mrs

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
42 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called."

I remember that.

Great soundtrack!

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

Depends what color they were

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By *lder.Woman
42 weeks ago

Not Local

I bet you could get a tighter squeeze on it. Like when opening pickle jars gloved up.

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By *uddy laneMan
42 weeks ago

dudley

Gloves like uncle ernie now ur talking.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"I bet you could get a tighter squeeze on it. Like when opening pickle jars gloved up. "

When my mum couldn't get to a dentist in Covid I put on a pair of Marigolds and pulled out her tooth

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By *VineMan
42 weeks ago

The right place

"I bet you could get a tighter squeeze on it. Like when opening pickle jars gloved up. "

That’s exactly why I would avoid!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
42 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Just don't mix them up afterwards!

It's a no from both of us!

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By *lder.Woman
42 weeks ago

Not Local

"I bet you could get a tighter squeeze on it. Like when opening pickle jars gloved up.

When my mum couldn't get to a dentist in Covid I put on a pair of Marigolds and pulled out her tooth"

You would be in demand for that service now. Start at the back of the two mile long queue when a new nhs dentist opens up and you'll be rich

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.

Fairy liquid man!"

Turn on. I sometimes wish Nanette Newman were doing it for me.

Hands that do wishes.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

You would be in demand for that service now. Start at the back of the two mile long queue when a new nhs dentist opens up and you'll be rich

If I gave them a Marigold handjob afterwards I could double my money

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By *entBarryUKMan
42 weeks ago

Ashford

I remember watching this on Band of Gold. Not for me, but i can see the appeal

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By *lder.Woman
42 weeks ago

Not Local

You would be in demand for that service now. Start at the back of the two mile long queue when a new nhs dentist opens up and you'll be rich

If I gave them a Marigold handjob afterwards I could double my money"

multi tasking

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By *ixsr1Man
42 weeks ago

north west Lancs,cumbria yorkshire boarders

All for it something different, new feel and all that and z bit pervy.

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By *lexm87Man
42 weeks ago

Various

Yes to the gloves, but given what fairy liquid does to your hands, I'll pass on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I was just thinking about marigold foot jobs tbh

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By *ora the explorerWoman
42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d be laughing too much to do this. Just the thought is making me laugh

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.

Fairy liquid man!

Turn on. I sometimes wish Nanette Newman were doing it for me.

Hands that do wishes.

Kim Woodburn would be great. I reckon her filthy chat would be ace

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.

Fairy liquid man!"

We use an ecologically friendly alternative. I hope this suits you, Sir

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By *ebauchery DivineWoman
42 weeks ago

Down in Dickleburgh Drive

"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called."

Yes!! This came to mind when I read the op haha.

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By *usie pTV/TS
42 weeks ago

taunton

It is best to practice safe sex.

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By *ruceyyMan
42 weeks ago

London

Absolutely off for me haha

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

Five marigolds on one hand and yes I would.

No less than five, mind.

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By *lexm87Man
42 weeks ago

Various

"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.

Fairy liquid man!

We use an ecologically friendly alternative. I hope this suits you, Sir

I think it's the friction/grip aspect that's the appeal.

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By *appyfazer600Man
42 weeks ago

Chippenham

"I bet you could get a tighter squeeze on it. Like when opening pickle jars gloved up. "

If only I was 99!

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands

"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called.

Yes!! This came to mind when I read the op haha.

Mr Marigold!! He came to a bad end didn't he if I remember right? But he did love his marigolds.

I was going to say if it was someones wish I'd give it a go, but now thinking of Mr Marigold I have gone totally off the idea!

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By *londebiguyMan
42 weeks ago

Southport

A big nope I think

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By *lexm87Man
42 weeks ago

Various

"Five marigolds on one hand and yes I would.

No less than five, mind. "

I suspect that would still be amazing.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

All I can think of is that sweaty hand smell inside them! Ugh!

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By *lexm87Man
42 weeks ago

Various

"All I can think of is that sweaty hand smell inside them! Ugh!"

Take them off, let the guy come over your hands, then put the gloves back on.

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By *reenlanerCouple
42 weeks ago

bournemouth

"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called."

Wasn’t it because she had a phobia of germs, and she wouldn’t wank him without the marigolds if i remember

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Gloves...dishes!!!

That's what a dishwasher is for

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"Gloves...dishes!!!

That's what a dishwasher is for

I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

For a truly challenging wank, try steel wool.

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"Gloves...dishes!!!

That's what a dishwasher is for

I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?

When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

"For a truly challenging wank, try steel wool."

Explains so much about the state of it. Not a STD, just fond of steel wool.

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By *essaMayWoman
42 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood

Man and marigolds nah - dishwasher for dishes. Man offering new dishwasher well?

Before the pitch fork brigade start it is a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"For a truly challenging wank, try steel wool.

Explains so much about the state of it. Not a STD, just fond of steel wool."

It wasn't my finest scour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"Gloves...dishes!!!

That's what a dishwasher is for

I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?

When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know

Surely just a table top one is required for the majority of gentlemen sausages?! How big are you thinking?!

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By *olfandtazCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

Sounds like you would need a lot of lube for that!

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"Gloves...dishes!!!

That's what a dishwasher is for

I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?

When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know

Surely just a table top one is required for the majority of gentlemen sausages?! How big are you thinking?!

I was thinking big Harold

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"Gloves...dishes!!!

That's what a dishwasher is for

I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?

When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know

Surely just a table top one is required for the majority of gentlemen sausages?! How big are you thinking?!

I was thinking big Harold

Ah. So more a "12 place servings" one?

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By *ife NinjaMan
42 weeks ago

Dunfermline

No thanks

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
42 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called."

Haha it was. I still laugh about the scene with my mate in a mock Northern accent when she says "I'm good. No need to worry"

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By *erry bull1Man
42 weeks ago

doncaster

If baby oil is used too

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
42 weeks ago

ashford

"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called."

Ohh yes loved that she didn't have to do much for her money! X

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By *he Silver FuxMan
42 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

At the cinema with a Girlfriend seeing Brad Pitt open the door in Fight Club wearing just marigolds..

Heard ‘oh fuck yes’ under her breath..

Some time later reenacted the inferred spanking and fingering - such a satisfying sound produced when slapping an eager arse…

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Whoever stole my parcels on Friday has got a nice shiny new black pair of latex gloves.

So marigolds will have to do for now. I may even use my scourer

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
42 weeks ago

Staffordshire

What a gloverly thread this turned out to be

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I leave the toilet seat down

And leave the bins out

How's that

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