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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago

I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
42 weeks ago

Bognor Regis


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I? "

100 Hail Mary's should cover it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I?

100 Hail Mary's should cover it! "

You say that, but you didn't have to eat that dinner!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I?

100 Hail Mary's should cover it! "

Can I have 100 Bloody Maries instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I?

100 Hail Mary's should cover it!

Can I have 100 Bloody Maries instead? "

No you bloody well can't!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I?

100 Hail Mary's should cover it!

Can I have 100 Bloody Maries instead?

No you bloody well can't! "

Aw. Boo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I?

100 Hail Mary's should cover it!

Can I have 100 Bloody Maries instead?

No you bloody well can't!

Aw. Boo. "

Ok you can have three and go easy on the tobasco!

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Never mind going to hell....the devil himself has abandoned the throne for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Never mind going to hell....the devil himself has abandoned the throne for you "

I don't want the job! Might you have a whisper in his ear and wibble your boobs a bit? Perhaps just a ticking off for my bisto misdemeanor?

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds


"Never mind going to hell....the devil himself has abandoned the throne for you

I don't want the job! Might you have a whisper in his ear and wibble your boobs a bit? Perhaps just a ticking off for my bisto misdemeanor? "

I'll try my best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Never mind going to hell....the devil himself has abandoned the throne for you

I don't want the job! Might you have a whisper in his ear and wibble your boobs a bit? Perhaps just a ticking off for my bisto misdemeanor?

I'll try my best "

You're a goodun indeed Sparkle..... But yet to confess? You must have done something naughty?

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds


"Never mind going to hell....the devil himself has abandoned the throne for you

I don't want the job! Might you have a whisper in his ear and wibble your boobs a bit? Perhaps just a ticking off for my bisto misdemeanor?

I'll try my best

You're a goodun indeed Sparkle..... But yet to confess? You must have done something naughty? "

I'd be banned if I did that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Never mind going to hell....the devil himself has abandoned the throne for you

I don't want the job! Might you have a whisper in his ear and wibble your boobs a bit? Perhaps just a ticking off for my bisto misdemeanor?

I'll try my best

You're a goodun indeed Sparkle..... But yet to confess? You must have done something naughty?

I'd be banned if I did that "

Wow you really are a goodun!

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
42 weeks ago

bristol

Forgive me forum for I have sinned

It’s been 40 years since my last confession …..

….. I put the milk in before the water making a cup of tea ….

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
42 weeks ago

Essex


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I? "

Blocked

This is just the worst thing I’ve read on here…

Even worse than urban frubing.

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By *oshb12469Man
42 weeks ago

Bury

I ate someone’s lunch from the work fridge

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By *emidemiWoman
42 weeks ago

basingstoke

I prefer packet mix stuffing to homemade.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I will say this: Aunt Bessie is my best friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I ate someone’s lunch from the work fridge "

I knew you would. That's why the ham in those sarnies was out of date! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I prefer packet mix stuffing to homemade. "

....I don't know how to respond to such a confession.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I will say this: Aunt Bessie is my best friend "

Forgivable, they are good!!

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By *oshb12469Man
42 weeks ago

Bury


"I ate someone’s lunch from the work fridge

I knew you would. That's why the ham in those sarnies was out of date! Enjoy! "

Who said I ate the ham

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By *accar305Man
42 weeks ago

Somerset/Oxford

Bless me forum for I have sinned,

I stole some milk from a 3 month old ….

I didn’t know, it looked the same in the fridge,

How was I to know your mum had hidden it there, expressed with care ! Oops

…. she forgave me and later made some more…..we worked together for years after, so all ended well…..and the baby lived happily ever after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I used bisto granules instead of taking the time to make a proper gravy from the meat juices. I'm going to hell aren't I?

Blocked

This is just the worst thing I’ve read on here…

Even worse than urban frubing."

Unless you picked one up and found it was filled with bistro!

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By *emidemiWoman
42 weeks ago

basingstoke


"I prefer packet mix stuffing to homemade.

....I don't know how to respond to such a confession. "

I thought this was a safe place to confess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Bless me forum for I have sinned,

I stole some milk from a 3 month old ….

I didn’t know, it looked the same in the fridge,

How was I to know your mum had hidden it there, expressed with care ! Oops

…. she forgave me and later made some more…..we worked together for years after, so all ended well…..and the baby lived happily ever after"

Hmmm, just a slap on the wrist for you then.

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By *olfandtazCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

I used part baked bread for dipping in soup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I used part baked bread for dipping in soup"

? Nothing sinful there. Don't worry about it. You get the outer crust crunch and the inner soup flavoured soft centre. You're all good, no place in hell for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I prefer packet mix stuffing to homemade.

....I don't know how to respond to such a confession.

I thought this was a safe place to confess "

Your'e already forgiven.... But make your own in future!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

You know I pissed in the bathroom sink on the other thread?

Well, I've pissed in the kitchen sink too.

It was GRRREATTT!

And yes. Of course I thoroughly cleaned it.

....scoured it with Bisto granules...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"You know I pissed in the bathroom sink on the other thread?

Well, I've pissed in the kitchen sink too.

It was GRRREATTT!

And yes. Of course I thoroughly cleaned it.

....scoured it with Bisto granules..."

"Mmmmm Bisto"

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You know I pissed in the bathroom sink on the other thread?

Well, I've pissed in the kitchen sink too.

It was GRRREATTT!

And yes. Of course I thoroughly cleaned it.

....scoured it with Bisto granules...

"Mmmmm Bisto" "

I think I killed it (they're afraid I'm lurking).

Sorrrrryyyyyyyy

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By *emidemiWoman
42 weeks ago

basingstoke


"You know I pissed in the bathroom sink on the other thread?

Well, I've pissed in the kitchen sink too.

It was GRRREATTT!

And yes. Of course I thoroughly cleaned it.

....scoured it with Bisto granules...

"Mmmmm Bisto" "

“Mmmm Pissto”

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You know I pissed in the bathroom sink on the other thread?

Well, I've pissed in the kitchen sink too.

It was GRRREATTT!

And yes. Of course I thoroughly cleaned it.

....scoured it with Bisto granules...

"Mmmmm Bisto"

“Mmmm Pissto” "

Oh that was good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"You know I pissed in the bathroom sink on the other thread?

Well, I've pissed in the kitchen sink too.

It was GRRREATTT!

And yes. Of course I thoroughly cleaned it.

....scoured it with Bisto granules...

"Mmmmm Bisto"

I think I killed it (they're afraid I'm lurking).

Sorrrrryyyyyyyy"

Have no fear fellow fabbers of this Bistro lurker. Tell proudly the truth of how you make proper gravy and he shall crawl back beneath his ready made grunules rock..... Alongside myself.

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