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By *rsFine-MrBalls OP   Couple
over a year ago

markinch

What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be thankful someone's trying to impress you !

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By *rsFine-MrBalls OP   Couple
over a year ago

markinch


"Be thankful someone's trying to impress you !

"

Oooo Tch Tch am I that bad lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive had a few that have said they will take me for a drive in there car which is wasted on me as i dont know one car or another and ive had those that want to take me on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come to our holiday home in Florida? we will pay for your flight.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

The ones I get tend to be things along the line of...

Come and join me in my luxury 5 star hotel with minbar and en-suite (as though Ive never stayed in a hotel before)...

I have a hot tub and jacuzzi...(complete with jizz floating on the top)

Im a director of 5 companies and would you like to come and take some notes for me (no but Ill send my secretary round when he's finished doing my filing)....

Oh and several 'Im a doctor's...

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

Why don't you take a sickie from work and meet me, I'll pay you what you would have earned.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Why don't you take a sickie from work and meet me, I'll pay you what you would have earned. "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There was one guy who went on about his verifications and how he made sure each woman had a perfect experience with him, and how generous he was, both with money and in bed.

He didn't live up to any of the statements.

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By *rsFine-MrBalls OP   Couple
over a year ago

markinch


"Why don't you take a sickie from work and meet me, I'll pay you what you would have earned. "

I'll take that 1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol "

sum guy offered to bring me to spain and pay for everything ,all i had to do was be his companion lol,im not tht gullible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was one guy who went on about his verifications and how he made sure each woman had a perfect experience with him, and how generous he was, both with money and in bed.

He didn't live up to any of the statements."

I gave u a fiver and came in ur mouth ya ungrateful fuck x

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By *rsFine-MrBalls OP   Couple
over a year ago

markinch


"What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol

sum guy offered to bring me to spain and pay for everything ,all i had to do was be his companion lol,im not tht gullible "

Cum to fife lol pay your own way xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"There was one guy who went on about his verifications and how he made sure each woman had a perfect experience with him, and how generous he was, both with money and in bed.

He didn't live up to any of the statements.

I gave u a fiver and came in ur mouth ya ungrateful fuck x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had " why don't yous come down to London and ill buy some champagne (cant remember the name he said) for us and then we can take some pictures in my Bentley."

We told him it was a deal if he had 8 cans of Stella and a bottle of lambrini

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'll take that 1 lol"

Ok, I'll see your day's pay and raise you to time and a half

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"We had " why don't yous come down to London and ill buy some champagne (cant remember the name he said) for us and then we can take some pictures in my Bentley."

We told him it was a deal if he had 8 cans of Stella and a bottle of lambrini"

Cherry lambrini I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had " why don't yous come down to London and ill buy some champagne (cant remember the name he said) for us and then we can take some pictures in my Bentley."

We told him it was a deal if he had 8 cans of Stella and a bottle of lambrini

Cherry lambrini I hope "

Oh yeah got to be cherry lambrini and a punch of drum backy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Er... I hope no one mentions promised trips in a time-machine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Er... I hope no one mentions promised trips in a time-machine... "

Who's been getting trips in a time machine?!

I'm stuck building one and they're getting free rides??!!

WORST. BOSS. EVER!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol

sum guy offered to bring me to spain and pay for everything ,all i had to do was be his companion lol,im not tht gullible

Cum to fife lol pay your own way xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my list is huge!

I've been offered money for my time

Been asked to be someones mistress

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