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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago

And yet here I am, looking old.

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By *ea monkeyMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s a natural progression, embrace it.

I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
42 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"And yet here I am, looking old. "

It's in the moisturiser. Never heard that phrase. So true too, it's so difficult to put an age on most black people. My black mates look fucking awesome for their age.

Except Danny*.

*Name changed to protect the innocent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"It’s a natural progression, embrace it.

I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary"

You’re older now than you were when you wrote this though! But you don’t look it

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

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Men age far worse than women, don't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"And yet here I am, looking old.

It's in the moisturiser. Never heard that phrase. So true too, it's so difficult to put an age on most black people. My black mates look fucking awesome for their age.

Except Danny*.

*Name changed to protect the innocent.

"

This made me laugh.

But yeah it is in the moisturising.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Men age far worse than women, don't worry about it. "

Be careful Meli

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

it's all downhill from here buddy

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

42 weeks ago

East Sussex

one of my friends used to say this and it was true in her case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"it's all downhill from here buddy"

I’m Black. So not necessarily

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


" one of my friends used to say this and it was true in her case.

"

It’s one of my favourite sayings.

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham

It's all in the cocoa butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"It's all in the cocoa butter "

Palmers have the secret.

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"It's all in the cocoa butter

Palmers have the secret. "

I remember when only our shops sold it

Now you can buy it in every major supermarket

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

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"Men age far worse than women, don't worry about it.

Be careful Meli"

True though. I've never seen a black woman complaining about looking old, on the fora before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"It's all in the cocoa butter

Palmers have the secret.

I remember when only our shops sold it

Now you can buy it in every major supermarket "

My local little Tesco sells magnum too! The culture is blowing up

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"it's all downhill from here buddy

I’m Black. So not necessarily"

true. I'll grow old disgracefully

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By *ea monkeyMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It’s a natural progression, embrace it.

I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary

You’re older now than you were when you wrote this though! But you don’t look it"

Ah flattery! Ok, you can get in bed with me but be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Men age far worse than women, don't worry about it.

Be careful Meli

True though. I've never seen a black woman complaining about looking old, on the fora before. "

There will be words exchanged when I see you next

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"it's all downhill from here buddy

I’m Black. So not necessarily

true. I'll grow old disgracefully"

Continue to *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"It’s a natural progression, embrace it.

I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary

You’re older now than you were when you wrote this though! But you don’t look it

Ah flattery! Ok, you can get in bed with me but be gentle "

No promises

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"it's all downhill from here buddy

I’m Black. So not necessarily

true. I'll grow old disgracefully

Continue to *"

I'm already more decrepit than (I don't know where this analogy is going. old age). That'll be interesting

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Oh shush... I always remember one of my mates saying this, there's a couple of them, still looking like they're in their 30s at 50+.

Keep moisturising x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Oh shush... I always remember one of my mates saying this, there's a couple of them, still looking like they're in their 30s at 50+.

Keep moisturising x"

You’re funny

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"And yet here I am, looking old.

It's in the moisturiser. Never heard that phrase. So true too, it's so difficult to put an age on most black people. My black mates look fucking awesome for their age.

Except Danny*.

*Name changed to protect the innocent.

"

Came on to express pity for Danny. Poor Danny.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

the one good thing about being fat is that your face stays looking younger.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading


"the one good thing about being fat is that your face stays looking younger."

So fat don't crack either.

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"it's all downhill from here buddy

·

I’m Black. So not necessarily"

I always forget you're black. You 'strut' like a white guy with no rhythm, brother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"it's all downhill from here buddy

·

I’m Black. So not necessarily

I always forget you're black. You 'strut' like a white guy with no rhythm, brother. "

This is one of your best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"the one good thing about being fat is that your face stays looking younger.

So fat don't crack either."

this is so untrue

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

At this time of year, in the British climate, *everybody’s* skin gets fucked up. Double up your moisturiser or face the consequences.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading


"the one good thing about being fat is that your face stays looking younger.

So fat don't crack either.

this is so untrue "

It so is.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"And yet here I am, looking old. "

GET OUT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38 "

I’m only here to comment on Black people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT"

Great film

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT

Great film"

I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT

Great film

I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences. "

Do you think I look my age?

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

I’m only here to comment on Black people. "

It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

I’m only here to comment on Black people.

It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

I’m only here to comment on Black people.

It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again "

I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

I’m only here to comment on Black people.

It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again

I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black"

hell yeah

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

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"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

I’m only here to comment on Black people.

It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again

I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black"

Sorry the whites have taken over your thread. Stay strong, fam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

I’m only here to comment on Black people.

It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again

I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black

Sorry the whites have taken over your thread. Stay strong, fam."

Honestly! Can’t have shit in this place

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT

Great film

I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.

Do you think I look my age?"

Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT

Great film

I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.

Do you think I look my age?

Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you. "

Then I’m not telling you my cutlery preferences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT

Great film

I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.

Do you think I look my age?

Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you. "

This is such a rude answer btw

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT

Great film

I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.

Do you think I look my age?

Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you.

This is such a rude answer btw "

Honestly I'm rubbish at estimating ages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

Bet you've got a lovely soft bum, Pickle

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By *ikerdelicMan
42 weeks ago

West Cumbria

I don't know what I must've been reading yesterday but it mentioned 'black don't crack and Asian don't raisin' - not sure why it made me chuckle

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
42 weeks ago

Essex

What? Pickles is black!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"And yet here I am, looking old.

GET OUT

Great film

I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.

Do you think I look my age?

Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you.

This is such a rude answer btw

Honestly I'm rubbish at estimating ages. "

Fuck you mrs TMN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Bet you've got a lovely soft bum, Pickle "
fairly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I don't know what I must've been reading yesterday but it mentioned 'black don't crack and Asian don't raisin' - not sure why it made me chuckle "

An Asian woman said Asian don’t raisin to me because she looked so good I thought she was 10 years younger than she was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"What? Pickles is black!?!?

"

I’ve never talked about it before to be fair

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands


"Bet you've got a lovely soft bum, Pickle

fairly "

When you say fairly, does that mean you have one cheek softer than the other?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Bet you've got a lovely soft bum, Pickle

fairly

When you say fairly, does that mean you have one cheek softer than the other?"

It means come find out

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
42 weeks ago

Essex


"I don't know what I must've been reading yesterday but it mentioned 'black don't crack and Asian don't raisin' - not sure why it made me chuckle

An Asian woman said Asian don’t raisin to me because she looked so good I thought she was 10 years younger than she was. "

Is that fab 10 years younger or the truth?

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands


"Bet you've got a lovely soft bum, Pickle

fairly

When you say fairly, does that mean you have one cheek softer than the other?

It means come find out "

Thought you'd never ask!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I don't know what I must've been reading yesterday but it mentioned 'black don't crack and Asian don't raisin' - not sure why it made me chuckle

An Asian woman said Asian don’t raisin to me because she looked so good I thought she was 10 years younger than she was.

Is that fab 10 years younger or the truth?"

No fr she looked so good. If she wasn’t married I would’ve embarrassed myself and asked her out

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Bet you've got a lovely soft bum, Pickle

fairly

When you say fairly, does that mean you have one cheek softer than the other?

It means come find out

Thought you'd never ask!! "

You’re so gonna get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x "

At 22 I was still getting IDed

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed "

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx"

It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed "

The problems that come with having melanin

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx

It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax"

So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx

It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax

So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun "

People should take it as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

The problems that come with having melanin "

Tbf, if I shave my beard (and tache) it knocks a good few years off me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx

It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax

So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun "

Nah you’re actually too funny

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx

It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax

So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun

Nah you’re actually too funny "

We should send some of the youngers over

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx"

in the states they basically Id everybody. My MIL loved being carded

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx

in the states they basically Id everybody. My MIL loved being carded"

That’s me getting shipped off to the states then xx my manager has already threatened to sack me once this past couple weeks that’ll be her new tactic

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands


"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x

At 22 I was still getting IDed

I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx

It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax

So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun "

I would put you in for employee of the month if asked for my ID!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West


"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38

I’m only here to comment on Black people.

It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again

I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black

Sorry the whites have taken over your thread. Stay strong, fam.

Honestly! Can’t have shit in this place "

Please lock the door if shitting. And use air freshener

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By *agic johnsonMan
42 weeks ago

morden

More cocoa butter op

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By *cottish guy 555Man
42 weeks ago

London

I've got a friend on here older than me and he doesn't seem to age. Your adage is very appropriate to him. He's such a lovely guy too. The bastard.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

42 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"It’s a natural progression, embrace it.

I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary"

On the plus side.....

You're younger now than you'll ever be again!!

Winning.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
42 weeks ago

Heathrow

It's a juxtaposition for me.

Some people say to me, we are the same age but you look to young for me. And some will say you are we look the same age but you are too old. Just can't win.

PS coco butter give me spots so I never use it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"It's a juxtaposition for me.

Some people say to me, we are the same age but you look to young for me. And some will say you are we look the same age but you are too old. Just can't win.

PS coco butter give me spots so I never use it. "

I would never use a body lotion on my face anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I'm nearly 40 and feel the beat I've ever felt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"I'm nearly 40 and feel the beat I've ever felt "

You look good brother

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

Oh please! Have you seen Kelly Holmes lately, she looks amazing!

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By *aramel.desiresMan
42 weeks ago

Heathrow


"Oh please! Have you seen Kelly Holmes lately, she looks amazing!"

She's a gym bunny so that helps and probably has a healthy diet. But she dies look smoking!

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By *lex0147Man
42 weeks ago

biggleswade

Black don’t crack ??

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"Black don’t crack ?? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Black don’t crack ??

"

I love that this thread is a link up of the mandem

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"Black don’t crack ??

I love that this thread is a link up of the mandem "

Come on G

You start the threads, we will be there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
42 weeks ago


"Black don’t crack ??

I love that this thread is a link up of the mandem

Come on G

You start the threads, we will be there"

My man

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By *r Black 85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"Black don’t crack ??

I love that this thread is a link up of the mandem

Come on G

You start the threads, we will be there

My man "

Now let's buss a bottle of yac and put on some sidewinder sets

"Let me see the gun fingers"

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