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"Through the medium of dance." A quick 45 minute interpretive dance number would be the height of seduction! | |||
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"I would shut up for a second and let the eyes do the talking " Staring competition. I like your style. Assert dominance early on | |||
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"You are medium pretty. I’d clearly be punching. If I was gonna chat you up I’d need to be at a level I simply do not think I’m capable of. So long story short, I think I’d just smile at you and then go back to scrolling on my phone. " Fucking hell steve. We’re sat there with a good bottle of wine, there’s candles, there’s a comfy bed get off your phone | |||
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"You are medium pretty. I’d clearly be punching. If I was gonna chat you up I’d need to be at a level I simply do not think I’m capable of. So long story short, I think I’d just smile at you and then go back to scrolling on my phone. " Medium pretty. You have such a way with your words you smoothy  | |||
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"You are medium pretty. I’d clearly be punching. If I was gonna chat you up I’d need to be at a level I simply do not think I’m capable of. So long story short, I think I’d just smile at you and then go back to scrolling on my phone. Fucking hell steve. We’re sat there with a good bottle of wine, there’s candles, there’s a comfy bed get off your phone " Oh like that? Yeah in that case it’s just the eyes, move the hair out the face, smile, lean in for the kiss and next thing you know we’re having sex. | |||
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"You are medium pretty. I’d clearly be punching. If I was gonna chat you up I’d need to be at a level I simply do not think I’m capable of. So long story short, I think I’d just smile at you and then go back to scrolling on my phone. Medium pretty. You have such a way with your words you smoothy "As a medium ugly, I know the value of honesty | |||
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"When you want sexual attention, how do you initiate things? Are you direct? Do you like to seduce? Do you hope that they’re reading your mind and make the first move instead? Talk me through it. Smut encouraged " lol 46 years old and I’ve still to figure it out, once I do I’ll be sure to let you know  | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry "Joe, our technique is so similar! *waggles eyebrows* J | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry "Joe. Joe. I really want to say something but I'll get told off if I do. This is very sad.  | |||
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"If I wanted to seduce you I'd probably say something suggestive, ignore you and then come back a week later and see if you fancied it. "Wooooooooow True but bloody hell Meli, it’s the lords day! | |||
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"Through the medium of dance. A quick 45 minute interpretive dance number would be the height of seduction! " Even if I'm doing it to the Death in Paradise theme tune? | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry "Worked on me last time. You’re my favourite sex pest | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
Joe, our technique is so similar! *waggles eyebrows*
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"You are medium pretty. I’d clearly be punching. If I was gonna chat you up I’d need to be at a level I simply do not think I’m capable of. So long story short, I think I’d just smile at you and then go back to scrolling on my phone. Medium pretty. You have such a way with your words you smoothy
As a medium ugly, I know the value of honesty" | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
Joe. Joe. I really want to say something but I'll get told off if I do. This is very sad. "Oh now I'm intrigued... Go on, whisper it quietly  | |||
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"It really depends. I'm not great at making the first move the first time. However after that I can very happily. Ultimately I want to seduce and be seduced. Slow seduction. Eye contact, playful touch, more obvious touch, the kissing. All about the kissing. That moment when you know that it's about to happen and you hold their gaze. Then the actual kiss and you both realise that this is good and it gets more passionate. When they bite their lip unintentionally at something you say or as my hand touches them. The shared laughs, the deep conversation when their eyes light up because they are passionate about what they are talking about. It makes me melt. That is so sexy to me. When everything is flirtatious and becomes overtly sexy. Finger stoking, knowing full well what you're both really thinking about. All of that is part of the seduction for me. Equally though seduction can also be when you're already very much into each other and your touching and exploring each other. There is something so exquisitely exciting about undoing buttons and running my fingers over skin for the first time (even if I have many times before) The anticipation, the responses. The tension building. All of that is still seduction. Then there's the pin me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it moments. When you get lost in their hunger for you. Seduction is powerful, wonderful and addictive and I don't think it really ends when you're with the right person at the right moment. And it is always my favorite thing. " You never fail to disappoint. 10/10 as always | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
Worked on me last time. You’re my favourite sex pest "Awwww you always know the words that push my buttons  | |||
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"Through the medium of dance. A quick 45 minute interpretive dance number would be the height of seduction! Even if I'm doing it to the Death in Paradise theme tune?" Especially if it’s to the Death in Paradise theme tune | |||
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"If I wanted to seduce you I'd probably say something suggestive, ignore you and then come back a week later and see if you fancied it.
Wooooooooow
True but bloody hell Meli, it’s the lords day! "No rest for the wicked. Oh I can use this at you! First time ever.  | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
Joe. Joe. I really want to say something but I'll get told off if I do. This is very sad.
Oh now I'm intrigued... Go on, whisper it quietly "I want to know too. Because I also deserve these harsh words but Meli wouldn't say it to me. J | |||
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"Uhhh give off a generally desperate vibe and hope you take pity on me...." Hi...  *waggles eyebrows*
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"I am sexually and romantically somewhat naive. Only twice have I come away from a Fab social and thought ‘I was in there’. But then people te me stuff and I’m like ‘really? I didn’t see that at all’ So I’d just charm you with top banter and JD all night and hope that at 2am you were all out of choices and it was me or nothing "You can’t beat the classics! | |||
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"It really depends. I'm not great at making the first move the first time. However after that I can very happily. Ultimately I want to seduce and be seduced. Slow seduction. Eye contact, playful touch, more obvious touch, the kissing. All about the kissing. That moment when you know that it's about to happen and you hold their gaze. Then the actual kiss and you both realise that this is good and it gets more passionate. When they bite their lip unintentionally at something you say or as my hand touches them. The shared laughs, the deep conversation when their eyes light up because they are passionate about what they are talking about. It makes me melt. That is so sexy to me. When everything is flirtatious and becomes overtly sexy. Finger stoking, knowing full well what you're both really thinking about. All of that is part of the seduction for me. Equally though seduction can also be when you're already very much into each other and your touching and exploring each other. There is something so exquisitely exciting about undoing buttons and running my fingers over skin for the first time (even if I have many times before) The anticipation, the responses. The tension building. All of that is still seduction. Then there's the pin me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it moments. When you get lost in their hunger for you. Seduction is powerful, wonderful and addictive and I don't think it really ends when you're with the right person at the right moment. And it is always my favorite thing. You never fail to disappoint. 10/10 as always " Actually I feel I totally misread the room there  | |||
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"It really depends. I'm not great at making the first move the first time. However after that I can very happily. Ultimately I want to seduce and be seduced. Slow seduction. Eye contact, playful touch, more obvious touch, the kissing. All about the kissing. That moment when you know that it's about to happen and you hold their gaze. Then the actual kiss and you both realise that this is good and it gets more passionate. When they bite their lip unintentionally at something you say or as my hand touches them. The shared laughs, the deep conversation when their eyes light up because they are passionate about what they are talking about. It makes me melt. That is so sexy to me. When everything is flirtatious and becomes overtly sexy. Finger stoking, knowing full well what you're both really thinking about. All of that is part of the seduction for me. Equally though seduction can also be when you're already very much into each other and your touching and exploring each other. There is something so exquisitely exciting about undoing buttons and running my fingers over skin for the first time (even if I have many times before) The anticipation, the responses. The tension building. All of that is still seduction. Then there's the pin me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it moments. When you get lost in their hunger for you. Seduction is powerful, wonderful and addictive and I don't think it really ends when you're with the right person at the right moment. And it is always my favorite thing. You never fail to disappoint. 10/10 as always Actually I feel I totally misread the room there "I asked for smut and you delivered. If there was a trophy it would be yours | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry "I just have an image of Penfold in my head now... | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
I just have an image of Penfold in my head now..."Crumbs DM!
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
Joe. Joe. I really want to say something but I'll get told off if I do. This is very sad.
Oh now I'm intrigued... Go on, whisper it quietly
I want to know too. Because I also deserve these harsh words but Meli wouldn't say it to me.
J"Of course I wouldn't. You're forever linked to George in my mind so I am forever your obedient servant. | |||
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"When you want sexual attention, how do you initiate things? Are you direct? Do you like to seduce? Do you hope that they’re reading your mind and make the first move instead? Talk me through it. Smut encouraged " Definitely the latter. I'm shit at being direct. I've spent hours with someone having a great social before, back to the room, both stripped naked and lying on the bed...and still waffled on for half an hour before anything physical happened. Definitely out of practice on that front.  | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
I just have an image of Penfold in my head now..."THAT'S the image you have of me?  | |||
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"When you want sexual attention, how do you initiate things? Are you direct? Do you like to seduce? Do you hope that they’re reading your mind and make the first move instead? Talk me through it. Smut encouraged " I'm not confident enough to be direct. Normally when I contact someone on here it's because as well as liking their pictures I've liked their profile or their posts on the Forums, so I would start with non-sexual posts and have a conversation about something they're interested in. This can go on for quite a while before it turns sexual, and when it does I enjoy writing scenarios and erotic pieces for the person I'm talking to - if these suggest to the other person that I might be a fun person to get to know more intimately, then it might lead to a social. And at the social, if things are going well, and there's natural touching which feels comfortable, and I'm getting friendly signals from the other person, then that might encourage me to be a bit more direct about confirming if I'd like us to move on to a more intimate, physical level. | |||
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"I'd make eye contact with you, smile, point with my eyes towards my crotch, look back at you, then raise my eyebrows a few times. No words can match that pure, unbridled sexual chemistry
Joe. Joe. I really want to say something but I'll get told off if I do. This is very sad.
Oh now I'm intrigued... Go on, whisper it quietly
I want to know too. Because I also deserve these harsh words but Meli wouldn't say it to me.
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Of course I wouldn't. You're forever linked to George in my mind so I am forever your obedient servant. "You're my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject J | |||
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"I would shut up for a second and let the eyes do the talking " This, and If I was close enough, slip a hand on his thigh. | |||
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"I would shut up for a second and let the eyes do the talking This, and If I was close enough, slip a hand on his thigh. " My thigh?  | |||
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"Uhhh give off a generally desperate vibe and hope you take pity on me.... Hi... *waggles eyebrows*
J"What? I usually just get all flustered and stand there doing a totally awesome smile/blush/squirm combo. Works every ti... Huh, maybe I'll try the eyebrow thing next time, thanks J x | |||
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"Must practise eyebrow waggling! With Mr, I generally do something like the boob jiggling song, or "oh no! My pants have fallen down then I fell over" or my patented wink and lip licking combo. With other people, I'm generally less of a dick
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"Must practise eyebrow waggling! With Mr, I generally do something like the boob jiggling song, or "oh no! My pants have fallen down then I fell over" or my patented wink and lip licking combo. With other people, I'm generally less of a dick
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What's the boob song?"It's special, Willy. Very special. | |||
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"Must practise eyebrow waggling! With Mr, I generally do something like the boob jiggling song, or "oh no! My pants have fallen down then I fell over" or my patented wink and lip licking combo. With other people, I'm generally less of a dick
Mrs TMN x
What's the boob song?
It's special, Willy. Very special. "Sounds it, but can't visualise it. Film it next time for me please x | |||
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"Must practise eyebrow waggling! With Mr, I generally do something like the boob jiggling song, or "oh no! My pants have fallen down then I fell over" or my patented wink and lip licking combo. With other people, I'm generally less of a dick
Mrs TMN x
What's the boob song?
It's special, Willy. Very special.
Sounds it, but can't visualise it. Film it next time for me please x"It's a no thanks. Happy fabbing | |||
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"Must practise eyebrow waggling! With Mr, I generally do something like the boob jiggling song, or "oh no! My pants have fallen down then I fell over" or my patented wink and lip licking combo. With other people, I'm generally less of a dick
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It's special, Willy. Very special.
Sounds it, but can't visualise it. Film it next time for me please x
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"Must practise eyebrow waggling! With Mr, I generally do something like the boob jiggling song, or "oh no! My pants have fallen down then I fell over" or my patented wink and lip licking combo. With other people, I'm generally less of a dick
Mrs TMN x
What's the boob song?
It's special, Willy. Very special. "Is it the one? Because if it is then it's a surefire winner and shod be patented! Also eyebrow waggling probably only works on people already inclined to shag you.
I did just offer to get B beaten up and then kiss his bruises better. It worked for Marion and Indy!
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"When you want sexual attention, how do you initiate things? Are you direct? Do you like to seduce? Do you hope that they’re reading your mind and make the first move instead? Talk me through it. Smut encouraged " Hello dear, fancy a fuck? | |||
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"Think about all the things I should be doing whilst hoping they can read my mind. Throw in a little weird eye contact thing and hope for the best. It works sometimes incase you’re wondering "Eye contact always means you want sex. Got it! | |||
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"I mean if we've got as far as sitting opposite each other then its pretty much a foregone conclusion " Rail travel must be exhausting! | |||
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"I mean if we've got as far as sitting opposite each other then its pretty much a foregone conclusion Rail travel must be exhausting! "
Despite blatantly using fab on trains, nobody has yet approached me! I'd love to fuck on a train - obe of my favourite movie scenes | |||
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"I'd love to fuck on a train " Having almost done it once...I'd advise not to. It seems us Brits are dirty fuckers when it comes to using a toilet that isn't our own. Even worse, everything ends up sloshing about whilst the thing navigates our Victorian railway routes... Unless you mean covertly in a passenger compartment or a bunk on a sleeper train. Ummm...that could be hot. | |||
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"I mean if we've got as far as sitting opposite each other then its pretty much a foregone conclusion Rail travel must be exhausting!
Despite blatantly using fab on trains, nobody has yet approached me! I'd love to fuck on a train - obe of my favourite movie scenes "In the interests of research, a quick look at your profile raises many questions about the travelling public in your region. I think it's fairly safe to say you are, by several standards of measurement and perception, attractive. | |||
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"I'd love to fuck on a train Having almost done it once...I'd advise not to. It seems us Brits are dirty fuckers when it comes to using a toilet that isn't our own. Even worse, everything ends up sloshing about whilst the thing navigates our Victorian railway routes... Unless you mean covertly in a passenger compartment or a bunk on a sleeper train. Ummm...that could be hot." Ewww I'm not doing it in a toilet | |||
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" Ewww I'm not doing it in a toilet "I wasn't suggesting it...quite the opposite in fact. I was merely pointing out there aren't many private places on a train. Well, unless you can pull off the "I was just sitting on his lap" routine. | |||
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"When you want sexual attention, how do you initiate things? " I'll usually start with eye contact, chatting, then smiling before slowly eying up her curves. "Do you like to seduce? Do you hope that they’re reading your mind and make the first move instead?" I'm useless at that part. I usually wait for an obvious signal before making a move. | |||
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"I do my best Swiss Toni impression and sit back with smug satisfaction as the hoards clamour to stroke my moustache. " It's so soft. | |||
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"I know one woman who seduced me and I could easily snog her each time she tries. Haha. Some women know exactly how to seduce, and I’m not stupid enough to ignore it. If I want to seduce a woman, I’m not going to do it by text… because the moment I think she’s about to surrender, I will want to pin her and hold her against the nearest surface I can see and take that kiss I am craving from her, and she will feel how sexually aroused she has gotten me. "Damn Woody, that’s me hot under the non-existent collar for a Monday morning! | |||
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"I do my best Swiss Toni impression and sit back with smug satisfaction as the hoards clamour to stroke my moustache. It's so soft. " | |||
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"Think about all the things I should be doing whilst hoping they can read my mind. Throw in a little weird eye contact thing and hope for the best. It works sometimes incase you’re wondering
Eye contact always means you want sex. Got it! "Only when my eye starts twitching | |||
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"Think about all the things I should be doing whilst hoping they can read my mind. Throw in a little weird eye contact thing and hope for the best. It works sometimes incase you’re wondering
Eye contact always means you want sex. Got it!
Only when my eye starts twitching "Oooft! Take me now | |||
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"I make eye contact, then accuse them of staring, slap them and drag them back to my lair " | |||
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"It’s a very practiced manoeuvre of a hand gently placed on their thigh …" Okay, yeah. That is a hint. I’m with you. "a subtle lip bite …" Oh yes. That’s less subtle. That’s a clue to what’s going through your mind. I like it. "… and doing the big innocent Disney princess eyes." Damn. I know the ones you mean. Can’t look away. And that means holding eye contact for just that little bit longer, and leaning forwards, and … "Works like a charm "Ha. I’ll bet. | |||
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"I know one woman who seduced me and I could easily snog her each time she tries. Haha. Some women know exactly how to seduce, and I’m not stupid enough to ignore it. If I want to seduce a woman, I’m not going to do it by text… because the moment I think she’s about to surrender, I will want to pin her and hold her against the nearest surface I can see and take that kiss I am craving from her, and she will feel how sexually aroused she has gotten me. "Oh I say Woody  | |||
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If I try the leg/arm touch I will inevitably knock the drinks over.
Fluttering eyelashes is a recipe for me losing a contact lens.
I tried to lip biting once. How was I supposed to know it’s supposed to be *my* lip that I bite.
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"I tried to lip biting once. How was I supposed to know it’s supposed to be *my* lip that I bite." And that’s how I first learned that you have really sharp teeth. | |||
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"I want to be seduced "Cavemen clubbing you around the head no longer doing it for you? | |||
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"It’s a trade secret. So secret, in fact, that it leaves most oblivious to my advances
If I try the leg/arm touch I will inevitably knock the drinks over.
Fluttering eyelashes is a recipe for me losing a contact lens.
I tried to lip biting once. How was I supposed to know it’s supposed to be *my* lip that I bite.
"So… I recently discovered that it’s your bottom lip that you're meant to bite. Who knew? | |||
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"I want to be seduced "C’mon up to Glasgow for a drink and let’s see what happens. | |||
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"I am not confident enough to initiate anything. "Snap
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"Through the medium of dance." Like the one in the Inbetweeners film!!! | |||
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"I am not confident enough to initiate anything. "I don’t believe that, not one little bit. | |||
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