FabSwingers.com forum: I Wish

By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

I could reach my bum with my mouth, blow helium up it, inflate my testicles, and float around the living room.

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By *ellinever70Woman
42 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Why?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
42 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Wouldn't the helium have to already be in your lungs for that to work, so you'd be floating already?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

It's a nice living room, and I'd like to see it from a new perspective x.

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By *a LunaWoman
42 weeks ago

South Wales

Take a duster with you to clean those hard to reach areas

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Wouldn't the helium have to already be in your lungs for that to work, so you'd be floating already?"

No. My feet would be under the heavy sofa until it was all in my testicles. Then I'd let go of the sofa from my feet x

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Upside down?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Take a duster with you to clean those hard to reach areas

I'm glad someone is talking sense! x

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Upside down? "

My core strength is quite good, so I could "plank" a bit too x

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I could reach my bum with my mouth, blow helium up it, inflate my testicles, and float around the living room."
Henry hoover pipe

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I could reach my bum with my mouth, blow helium up it, inflate my testicles, and float around the living room.Henry hoover pipe

...you added even more to it Fred

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I could reach my bum with my mouth, blow helium up it, inflate my testicles, and float around the living room.Henry hoover pipe

...you added even more to it Fred

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its an option

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By *ir SupremacyMan
42 weeks ago

Bolton

Do the Shake and Vac...put the freshness back .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Do the Shake and Vac...put the freshness back ."

Crikey - with your username...did you beat me to it already?

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By *oo..Woman
42 weeks ago

Boo's World

Nice!

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

He bolts his on

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Nice!"

Oh don't be like that Boo! If we super-inflate your boobs you could join me.

Like Mary Poppins, or Peter Pan and Wendy x

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"He bolts his on

Nope...you're losing me Fred...eh? What?

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By *avexxMan
42 weeks ago

cheshire

you could blow your arse up at the same time,,, like the kenny everett script

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"He bolts his on

Nope...you're losing me Fred...eh? What?

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lol how the hell did i lose you cmon

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Your balls are connected to your arsehole??

Fuck. Every day's a school day.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"He bolts his on

Nope...you're losing me Fred...eh? What?

.lol how the hell did i lose you cmon

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"you could blow your arse up at the same time,,, like the kenny everett script"

Would it be in the best possible taste though?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Your balls are connected to your arsehole??

Fuck. Every day's a school day.

Only in my mind I fear.

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By *obilebottomMan
42 weeks ago

All over

And you can change the light bulbs at the same time

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"And you can change the light bulbs at the same time

Madness often yields practical rewards

xxxx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
42 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours.

*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours.

*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends. "

Well I like your thinking, but somehow the "Exorcist head" that can reach to my own bum is part of the whole wish thing.

Dunno where it all came from.

It's just part of it x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
42 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours.

*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends.

Well I like your thinking, but somehow the "Exorcist head" that can reach to my own bum is part of the whole wish thing.

Dunno where it all came from.

It's just part of it x"

If your heart is in your dream

No request is too extreme

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours.

*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends.

Well I like your thinking, but somehow the "Exorcist head" that can reach to my own bum is part of the whole wish thing.

Dunno where it all came from.

It's just part of it x

If your heart is in your dream

No request is too extreme

And if my mouth can reach my bum

Ceiling - here I come x

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
42 weeks ago

Worcester

Now I wish I could do this too.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Now I wish I could do this too."

And you don't even have testicles

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Now I wish I could do this too.

And you don't even have testicles

x"
cute arse though

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Can I suck the helium out when you’re done?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Can I suck the helium out when you’re done?

Only if we're watching the rugby x

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Now I wish I could do this too.

And you don't even have testicles

xcute arse though

Thanks Fred

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