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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!

And remember pi aren't round pi r squared

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Starting to worry about you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ill be fine come 4:15 when I can get out of work. I am sat twiddling my thumbs and climbing the walls with boredom!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Ill be fine come 4:15 when I can get out of work. I am sat twiddling my thumbs and climbing the walls with boredom! "

Well I would never have guessed!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Starting to worry about you...

Sounds as sane as me. I see no issues here...

Anyone seen a Trianlathlopod larvae crawl past in in the last few minutes? If I don't find it within 30 standard Earth minutes it will spawn, and that ain't good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you were eating your nuts?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you were eating your nuts?

I ran out of volvic strawberry flavoured water to wash them down with so they're back in the bag!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Thought you were eating your nuts?

That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

That's a lot of steak!!!

Got a couple of horses handy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you were eating your nuts?

That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...

wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as longwas its hairy pi i'll be a happy chappy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you were eating your nuts?

I ran out of volvic strawberry flavoured water to wash them down with so they're back in the bag! "

just suck em...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Thought you were eating your nuts?

That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...

wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot

Cheers! Mines a Thalaxian ale with a Venus-riser chaser please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you were eating your nuts?

That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...

wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot

Cheers! Mines a Thalaxian ale with a Venus-riser chaser please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!

And remember pi aren't round pi r squared

PHOARRRRRR if you lived closer to me I would give you steak and a BJ.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...

wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot

It's ok, he's going camping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh! "

You can come but dont tell the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

You can come but dont tell the others"

I can? Pm me directions and I'm there. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh! "

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...

wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot

It's ok, he's going camping

Cheers SuperR! Hats! I'll need my hats!

Fedora for the fireside and my fez to pull the ladies the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah. Now that's an evil plan. Touchè .

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!

And remember pi aren't round pi r squared

That's the second time today I've come across the steak and blow jobs comment. Excuse my hignorance, but what on earth does it mean! (prepares to be totally humiliated now)!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

There would be a very long queue, right round the block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!

And remember pi aren't round pi r squared

That's the second time today I've come across the steak and blow jobs comment. Excuse my hignorance, but what on earth does it mean! (prepares to be totally humiliated now)!!!

It means you make a man a steak. Then when he's eaten it, you give him a bj. It's only fair with women having Valentines day

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!

And remember pi aren't round pi r squared

That's the second time today I've come across the steak and blow jobs comment. Excuse my hignorance, but what on earth does it mean! (prepares to be totally humiliated now)!!!

It's the make version of valentines day, all women should buy their partners a steak and give them a blowjob

All single females must give them to the first person to inform them of the glorious day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x "

Here I come to save the day ! I'll have my steak rare please . Thank you in advance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x "

I need to move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... I REALLY surprised my butcher this morning.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"..... I REALLY surprised my butcher this morning.

Hahaha!! Thinking about it my ex is a butcher wonder if u could get a nice rib eye for my dinner in exchange for a Bj x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"..... I REALLY surprised my butcher this morning.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x

I need to move!

Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x

I need to move!

Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x "

Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!

My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x

I need to move!

Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x

Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!

My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl

I bet. I'm a fellow spec wearer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x

I need to move!

Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x

Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!

My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl

I bet. I'm a fellow spec wearer x "

Oi less of that furniture face and get my steak on!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother

See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)

Doh!

I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board

Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x

I need to move!

Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x

Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!

My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl

I bet. I'm a fellow spec wearer x

Oi less of that furniture face and get my steak on!

Have you invited yourself? I expect you want the bj as well? Would sir like that for starter or pudding? X

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I never got anything for Valentine's so no steaks and blow jobs available chez goddess tonight lol!!

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