FabSwingers.com forum: Amazon for sex

By *naswingdress OP Woman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

spin off from someone else's comment. (No I'm not suggesting anything happening that would be against site rules, this is a hypothetical)

If Amazon existed for sex, what would it look like? Good, bad, and grim?

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Clit n' Collect would bring a whole new meaning.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Okay, okay. Devil’s advocate for Amazon sex.

You’d always know when it was coming.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex

We left your delivery with a neighbour

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

Grim. Like here but with more lamppost pissing, more expectation, more graphic ratings and more unsatisfied users when their desired items are never in stock for them.

It's hard to imagine more than Fab but I think it could exist.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Okay, okay. Devil’s advocate for Amazon sex.

You’d always know when it was coming."

"Alexa, where is my package?"

going through all the stages of delivery. edging.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“If you liked Meli you might also like these …”

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By *icecouple561Couple
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42 weeks ago

East Sussex

Grim. Grimmer than grim

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By *amie HantsWoman
42 weeks ago

Atlantis

Amazon lockers would need to be a little bigger

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By *sWyldWoman
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Whoops what have I done

There would be an awful lot more expectation vs reality reviews

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Grim. Grimmer than grim "

amusing mental images though.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“Alexa, Fancy a Fuck?”

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
42 weeks ago

your head

"We left your delivery with a neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I think it's less like Amazon and more like Temu

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
42 weeks ago

your head

They usually stick it through the letter box or leave it in the outside bin, that would be interesting.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"“Alexa, Fancy a Fuck?”"

"Sure. Here are the top five most purchased within a twenty mile radius of your location. If you upgrade to Prime Pricks and Pussy, we can include most recent STI checks and kinks in your descriptions. Say Upgrade to Prime Pricks and Pussy to continue"

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By *sWyldWoman
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Now I'm thinking about Sabrina from the 90s with her man dough creating the perfect dates..

I'd totally be up for that!

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By *sWyldWoman
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I think it's less like Amazon and more like Temu"

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
42 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Imagine the user review photos!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"We left your delivery with a neighbour

I absolutely knew this, and for some reason he’s not answering the door to give me my package!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"They usually stick it through the letter box or leave it in the outside bin, that would be interesting. "

Throw it over the hedge after stomping on it a few times. I think the phrase is "had a tough paper round".

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"We have delivered your sub to a safe place. Here's a photo..."

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By *ust want fun 888Man
42 weeks ago

nearby

"spin off from someone else's comment. (No I'm not suggesting anything happening that would be against site rules, this is a hypothetical)

If Amazon existed for sex, what would it look like? Good, bad, and grim?"
well, I’ve had no problems with their delivery service, so at least they come on time

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Imagine the delivery showing up the day after a d*unk shopping spree

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
42 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

This item comes in packaging that shows the contents. Would you like us to put it in a box to disguise this?

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By *sWyldWoman
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

When you forgot you clicked repeat purchase instead of one time only...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"This item comes in packaging that shows the contents. Would you like us to put it in a box to disguise this?

Would you like your item gift wrapped?

Yes. Yes, please

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Imagine the delivery showing up the day after a d*unk shopping spree

Gangbang!

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

Mine got delayed from last night to the 7th!! Imagine waiting all that time and then they savagely shove it through your letterbox!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"When you forgot you clicked repeat purchase instead of one time only... "

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

Complaint Department- the item was wrapped padded and smaller than I thought it would be

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

"“If you liked Meli you might also like these …”"

Rose, it's a Sunday. Some people would say it's the Lord's Day. Why are you disturbing my peace like this?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“Would you like your three chosen partners delivered on the same day?”

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

Recommendations from Amazon Shopping- Would you like cleanex, socks, and coconut oil added to your Single Man shopping List?

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By *sWyldWoman
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"“Would you like your three chosen partners delivered on the same day?”"

Gives a whole new meaning and delight to "waiting for a package"

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By *uri00620Woman
42 weeks ago

Croydon

I've always found Amazon to be very reliable so there's that!!

Not sure how try before you buy would work. You send a clone a willy/vag before you commit? That sounds like a lot of faff.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Rose, it's a Sunday. Some people would say it's the Lord's Day. Why are you disturbing my peace like this?"

Hey, I was restrained. I stopped myself from listing the Fabbers it might recommend …

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A website for [redacted] services. It already exists.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A website for [redacted] services. It already exists. "

yeah but I wasn't being serious, I was suggesting creative category error

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

"Rose, it's a Sunday. Some people would say it's the Lord's Day. Why are you disturbing my peace like this?

Hey, I was restrained. I stopped myself from listing the Fabbers it might recommend …"

Do it. Go on. Embrace the chaos. Fuck being restrained. Would love to read that...

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By *emidemiWoman
42 weeks ago

basingstoke

“Here’s a photo of proof that your parcel came”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Do it. Go on. Embrace the chaos. Fuck being restrained. Would love to read that..."

Nope. No way. Nuh-uh. I planted the seed of chaos. I’m not daft enough to water it.

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

"Do it. Go on. Embrace the chaos. Fuck being restrained. Would love to read that...

Nope. No way. Nuh-uh. I planted the seed of chaos. I’m not daft enough to water it."

Not. Amused.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"spin off from someone else's comment. (No I'm not suggesting anything happening that would be against site rules, this is a hypothetical)

If Amazon existed for sex, what would it look like? Good, bad, and grim?"

The delivery drivers would be less likely to be the miserable bastards they often are now.

I suspect they'd be more punctual too.

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By *ickylouCouple
42 weeks ago

One good thing if it was just for sex.

You wouldnt get half your family trying to use your prime because they can’t be arsed to pay for it.

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