FabSwingers.com forum: Forum whore?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've been here two weeks now and have participated in thirty-six different threads... Am I a forum whore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thirty-seven

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"So I've been here two weeks now and have participated in thirty-six different threads... Am I a forum whore?"

Yes.

I will now have to shoot you with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III ...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thats only eqivalant to two and a half a day.

You need to man up and post on at least ten a day if you want to be a proper whore

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Thirty-seven

37? Oh... that's okay then. I don't need to shoot you with the laser then ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will now have to shoot you with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III ..."

42 watts? That wouldn't even light the lightbulb above my head, which gives me an idea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats only eqivalant to two and a half a day.

You need to man up and post on at least ten a day if you want to be a proper whore"

I must confess its always been my dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you've been using protection whilst you've been whoring your opinion about these forums!! Shin pads are a must

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I hope you've been using protection whilst you've been whoring your opinion about these forums!! Shin pads are a must

...and a box too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You're doing well. You need to up your productivity rate a little to win star whore of the week award.

Enjoy and keep posting (within the rules).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you've been using protection whilst you've been whoring your opinion about these forums!! Shin pads are a must

No, I'm the whoriest type of whore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Enjoy and keep posting (within the rules)."

Wait... What.... Rules?!?

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

My wife lives on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you've been using protection whilst you've been whoring your opinion about these forums!! Shin pads are a must

...and a box too

Yeah I've had a few low blows

I never enter the forums without my sarcasm detector 9000 and bad vibe deflector pads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wife lives on here."

Cheaper rent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah I've had a few low blows

I wouldn't mind a LowKee blow.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I hope you've been using protection whilst you've been whoring your opinion about these forums!! Shin pads are a must

...and a box too

Yeah I've had a few low blows

I never enter the forums without my sarcasm detector 9000 and bad vibe deflector pads "

You could always join the sarcasm clique... like we really need you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you've been using protection whilst you've been whoring your opinion about these forums!! Shin pads are a must

...and a box too

Yeah I've had a few low blows

I never enter the forums without my sarcasm detector 9000 and bad vibe deflector pads

You could always join the sarcasm clique... like we really need you..."

My sarcasm detector 9000 must be broke its reading record levels of sarcasm there

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I hope you've been using protection whilst you've been whoring your opinion about these forums!! Shin pads are a must

...and a box too

Yeah I've had a few low blows

I never enter the forums without my sarcasm detector 9000 and bad vibe deflector pads

You could always join the sarcasm clique... like we really need you...

My sarcasm detector 9000 must be broke its reading record levels of sarcasm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum whoring is addictive!

But if you post a 'why can't I get any meets' or similar 'woe is me' threads - you'll automatically be downgraded to 'Forum Gimp' from 'Forum Whore' and shut in a dark box and fed nothing but cynical replies, sarcasm and rolling eye emoticons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum whoring is addictive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forum whoring is addictive!

Does that come with a ball gag?

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"My wife lives on here."

Saves talking to the old man

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