FabSwingers.com forum: Finish this sentence...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Yer Mum said so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yer Mum said so

Omg, hello. You must be that guy she made all of those icecubes for and put a strapon in the freezer.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

You called…

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

You called…"

Must have been a pocket dial. Apologies

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

You called…

Must have been a pocket dial. Apologies

*crawls back under rock

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Yer Mum said so

Omg, hello. You must be that guy she made all of those icecubes for and put a strapon in the freezer.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

You called…

Must have been a pocket dial. Apologies

*crawls back under rock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

You called…

Must have been a pocket dial. Apologies

*crawls back under rock"

Do get a room you two.

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Because some people's standards are low

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Open the door

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm a legend in my own front room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because some people's standards are low

True..... So erm, you know, FAF?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

...in my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open the door

You tease. I just have and it's only the spider that's made a home for itself in the hallway there. Huff!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"...in my dreams."

Doh, delete the "because"!

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yer Mum said so

Omg, hello. You must be that guy she made all of those icecubes for and put a strapon in the freezer.

Enough Mum jokes,...because 'I've just got off of yours!'

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Yer Mum said so

Omg, hello. You must be that guy she made all of those icecubes for and put a strapon in the freezer.

Enough Mum jokes,...because 'I've just got off of yours!'

Lol. You'll have a dusty cock then. She became ashes 4 years ago

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

They need to go to Specsavers.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

They are desperate.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

They want a free hoo ker

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

They are married and miserable

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"They are desperate."

Harsh. You're exquisite

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

...I have a vivid imagination

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am in their area while they work

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Yer Mum said so

Omg, hello. You must be that guy she made all of those icecubes for and put a strapon in the freezer.

Enough Mum jokes,...because 'I've just got off of yours!'

Lol. You'll have a dusty cock then. She became ashes 4 years ago

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My patter is heartwarming

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

They haven't seen my face..yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can pretend to be my friend and spend more time afterwards ignoring me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You acted on impulse irritating body spray..

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I have three penises, one of which is a fully qualified psychotherapist.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

They fell down the rabbit hole

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am female

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My patter is heartwarming "

I bet it is as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am female"

Well then that classes as 100% irresistible. An inbox of endowment photos is part and parcel of that truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

I've done this before. Abba were sitting nearby and when she went to the ladies room. Came over and admitted they would take a chance on that either.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Is this another one of those predictive text sentence games?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I am female

Well then that classes as 100% irresistible. An inbox of endowment photos is part and parcel of that truth.

*Brushes dust of block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a vagina. "

Meet now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I am Wonko! "

The legend has spoken. End of thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a vagina. "

You're a woman, that's a given. What else makes you irresistable?

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By *ataleMan
over a year ago

Durham

.... because muscles, tattoos and height are overrated

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

I can’t spell resistible. Oh wait…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... because muscles, tattoos and height are overrated "

Indeed. They only have a place on the hotpics page where posers lead us to believe they're having lots of sex as a resuult of their perfect forms. .... Bullshit, they're posers looking for an ego rub or trying to forward you to their off site pay per view content. I'm gonna get so banned for a few hours for typing this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

I can’t spell resistible. Oh wait…"

For fuck sake mate, learn to spell. It's a pinickety point for women.... Unless you've got +9"

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"I have a vagina.

You're a woman, that's a given. What else makes you irresistable? "

Erm…yeah, that’s all I’ve got. Sorry

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
52 weeks ago

Essex

I have boobs

Vagina

Enthusiasm

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By *ou only live onceMan
52 weeks ago

London

".... because muscles, tattoos and height are overrated

You won't get banned, but you will sound bitter!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
52 weeks ago

Essex

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

Waaahhh. How mingjng am I? I’ve winked daily. Messaged hi 428 times & still nothing…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

Waaahhh. How mingjng am I? I’ve winked daily. Messaged hi 428 times & still nothing…"

No! Hi doesn't cut it anymore. It must be a photo of you covered in marmite with a caption reading: Who's tounge is free tonight!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
52 weeks ago

Essex

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

Waaahhh. How mingjng am I? I’ve winked daily. Messaged hi 428 times & still nothing…

No! Hi doesn't cut it anymore. It must be a photo of you covered in marmite with a caption reading: Who's tounge is free tonight!

Ffs

I’ll go and buy marmite tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

Waaahhh. How mingjng am I? I’ve winked daily. Messaged hi 428 times & still nothing…

No! Hi doesn't cut it anymore. It must be a photo of you covered in marmite with a caption reading: Who's tounge is free tonight!

Ffs

I’ll go and buy marmite tomorrow

Or Bovril. I like both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

".... because muscles, tattoos and height are overrated

You won't get banned, but you will sound bitter!

I'll take sounding biter. Beats being outlawed.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Because I know where the clitoris is.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
52 weeks ago

St Leonards

My testicles are full of helium.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

I have first hand knowledge of both what men and women like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

I have first hand knowledge of both what men and women like

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

I have first hand knowledge of both what men and women like

Good answer

Gotta look for the benefits in every situation

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I have the right hole

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

I can’t spell resistible. Oh wait…

For fuck sake mate, learn to spell. It's a pinickety point for women.... Unless you've got +9"

*pernickety

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"I'm irresistable on Fab because.....

I can’t spell resistible. Oh wait…

For fuck sake mate, learn to spell. It's a pinickety point for women.... Unless you've got +9"

*pernickety

The irony is thick in the air

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
52 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I won’t neglect your Ballbag

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By *illy IdolMan
52 weeks ago

Midlands

"Because I'm willing to take a chance on mingers

Waaahhh. How mingjng am I? I’ve winked daily. Messaged hi 428 times & still nothing…"

Sorry for the delay. Just been working my way through your messages. Wuu2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"I won’t neglect your Ballbag "

Just in case you're not getting enough cock pics, you might consider changing your fab name to that?

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By *dc1Man
52 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

....i have no cock pictures over my toilet on my profile.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
52 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I won’t neglect your Ballbag

Just in case you're not getting enough cock pics, you might consider changing your fab name to that?

It has a certain ring to it I will give you that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"I have the right hole "

That's a very one sided retort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"I won’t neglect your Ballbag

Just in case you're not getting enough cock pics, you might consider changing your fab name to that?

It has a certain ring to it I will give you that "

Oh,...Go on then. You can ring my ballbag out.

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