FabSwingers.com forum: Petition to Funky Monkey

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We the undersigned much prefer your yummy bottom than the scary face. Please please change it back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Signed Ruby Sophia

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any cock pics ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We the undersigned much prefer your yummy bottom than the scary face. Please please change it back!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I refuse to sign this petition on the grouds that this is only way to resist his charms.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

signed _azzaahh

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

signed Jacci

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I think I may have burnt him a tiny bit with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Signed MHB XX

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"We the undersigned much prefer your yummy bottom than the scary face. Please please change it back!"

Nicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes change it back i miss the bitable heart shaped bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signed jules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not signing. He's got a cuter arse than me. Bastard.

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I'm not signing. He's got a cuter arse than me. Bastard.

Oh dear green not your colour lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Stop stroking his monstrous ego! I have to live with him in my head as well as on here you know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop stroking his monstrous ego! I have to live with him in my head as well as on here you know!!!

Its not his ego we want to stroke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering when I'll be recognisable enough by my avatar to cause a petition to start????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wondering when I'll be recognisable enough by my avatar to cause a petition to start????"

When you remove the gay hand on thigh post

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm not signing. He's got a cuter arse than me. Bastard.

Me either, for the same reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not signing. He's got a cuter arse than me. Bastard.

Me either, for the same reason. "

There's such a sad quality to that comment...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's no good, he's nipped off to 2893 to pick up some robot parts for his latest project...

You'll just have to make do with someone else with a great bum and a monstrous ego instead

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Pah and harrumph!

It is my Ranty Thursday avatar I have no control over it. It is how it must be.

Normal bot avatar service will return tomorrow, sorry for the inconvenience.

In the meantime please enjoy my other arse (Invictus)

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

You really must learn to control it,it's not fair on us women lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funky pweaasssseeeeee change it back. You look frightfully unsexy and my fantasy 3some of you an Viccie Boy may need tweaking!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky pweaasssseeeeee change it back. You look frightfully unsexy and my fantasy 3some of you an Viccie Boy may need tweaking!! "

It's out of my hands, all we can do is pray to the Gods of the forums to remove the curse that has been put upon me.

I have been punished for enjoying rant threads

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!

Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!

Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.

I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.

It's sooo cool.

It's a laser.

......that shoots timewasters.

You're impressed, I can tell...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!

Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.

I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.

It's sooo cool.

It's a laser.

......that shoots timewasters.

You're impressed, I can tell..."

It's ooook I suppose. I always preferred your Acme 32-Watt Single Bi Fem Fake Illuminator Ray Gun Mk. V. It made better toasted marshmallows.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!

Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.

I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.

It's sooo cool.

It's a laser.

......that shoots timewasters.

You're impressed, I can tell...

It's ooook I suppose. I always preferred your Acme 32-Watt Single Bi Fem Fake Illuminator Ray Gun Mk. V. It made better toasted marshmallows.

I accidentally left it at a club when I had to make a sharp exit over a little misunderstanding involving a ladies bottom and a can of squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!

Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.

I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.

It's sooo cool.

It's a laser.

......that shoots timewasters.

You're impressed, I can tell...

It's ooook I suppose. I always preferred your Acme 32-Watt Single Bi Fem Fake Illuminator Ray Gun Mk. V. It made better toasted marshmallows.

Mmmmmmm! Marshmallows!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I refuse to sign it, i want the avator to stay, it makes some of the other guys look almost handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ii like the Tubby Toast picture

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I refuse to sign it, i want the avator to stay, it makes some of the other guys look almost handsome

Bwahahahahahaaaa

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"ii like the Tubby Toast picture

Cute I respect your weirdness x

You are the only one that appreciates it!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ii like the Tubby Toast picture

Cute I respect your weirdness x

You are the only one that appreciates it!"

why thank you mr monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago

But surely as your employee ( a very LOYAL and WILLING one might i add!! ) I should be entitled to a special one on one session

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago

with a pencil sharpener and a rose lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago

But surely as your employee ( a very LOYAL and WILLING one might i add!! ) I should be entitled to a special one on one session

With a ruler? I'm confused again...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago

with a pencil sharpener and a rose lol"

Indeed

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago

with a pencil sharpener and a rose lol

Indeed

xxx"

and I believe I got a grope of your bum in too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!

...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.

I got this

please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .

It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago

But surely as your employee ( a very LOYAL and WILLING one might i add!! ) I should be entitled to a special one on one session

With a ruler? I'm confused again...

Yes - a special employer/employee ruler spanking session

Though which way round is yet to be confirmed

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