FabSwingers.com forum: You know you've given up finding someone on fab when....

By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

You consider giving the other side of the bed to your wand.

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By *emorefridaCouple
43 weeks ago

La la land

I probably sleep closer to it than I do the other half

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"I probably sleep closer to it than I do the other half

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

....you've already given it over to the dog

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By *imply DeeWoman
43 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m having way more fun with my toys.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
43 weeks ago

cardiff

You were never really looking in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

You don't shave and are completely ok with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

..You’ve forgotten how to spell FAF.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You consider giving the other side of the bed to your wand.

Can't believe... btw. I love the phrase "boyfriend experience" Haven't heard it in a while.

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By *reative-mindMan
43 weeks ago

Exeter

I'm having more fun on the forums and probably the only reason I'm staying. Ive had Zero messages in over a week now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful

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By *arla SwingerWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere

It's easier to make plans to spend the weekend in your pj's, drinking wine, and chatting to the cat vs going out

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By *eroLondonMan
43 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful "

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Solitude is such a Wand-a-ful experience.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
43 weeks ago

Reading

mine broke!

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
43 weeks ago

Launceston

"It's easier to make plans to spend the weekend in your pj's, drinking wine, and chatting to the cat vs going out "

The above, plus the forum holds more interest than your inbox! Lol

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By *appyfazer600Man
43 weeks ago

Chippenham

When you realise you're fated to spend the rest of your life being celibate! Sorry to remove the humour!

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By *reative-mindMan
43 weeks ago

Exeter

"It's easier to make plans to spend the weekend in your pj's, drinking wine, and chatting to the cat vs going out

The above, plus the forum holds more interest than your inbox! Lol"

I feel like the cat deserves a treat in this scenario as well.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
43 weeks ago

Liverpool

You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"It's easier to make plans to spend the weekend in your pj's, drinking wine, and chatting to the cat vs going out

The above, plus the forum holds more interest than your inbox! Lol"

Haha. This is forever true.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void

Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

When you change your name to Wonko

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By *reative-mindMan
43 weeks ago

Exeter

"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void

Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply

Then see later they have been let down by a blank profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

You get asked on a date by someone that said that they didn't want to see you anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void

Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply

Then see later they have been let down by a blank profile! "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You get asked on a date by someone that said that they didn't want to see you anymore. "

Oh really not good, hope you told them where to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful

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Solitude is such a Wand-a-ful experience."

Don't own a wand or vibrator

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By *iaisonseekerMan
43 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void

Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply

Then see later they have been let down by a blank profile!

Ouch! "

Ah, the many micro-humiliations of Fab!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

"You get asked on a date by someone that said that they didn't want to see you anymore. "

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By *lan157Man
43 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

All the people who view your profile don't send a message . (The ones who view in ninja mode don't either !)

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By *ddie1966Man
43 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You no longer feel guilty about starfishing the bed at night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

You haven't bought new lingerie in months.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

When you start sucking anonymous penis through hole in your door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"When you start sucking anonymous penis through hole in your door "

I haven't done that.....yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"When you start sucking anonymous penis through hole in your door

I haven't done that.....yet!"

Don’t, it’s a nightmare swapping the door out when friends/famiky visit!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful

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Solitude is such a Wand-a-ful experience.

Don't own a wand or vibrator

So your the one! I had heard stories of a woman without the need for a sex toy but just dismissed it as urban legend

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You've already made plans with what you're going to spend the weekend doing around the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You've already made plans with what you're going to spend the weekend doing around the house."

Think this is just the usual for everyone without the thread context, but it still applies I think lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful

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Solitude is such a Wand-a-ful experience.

Don't own a wand or vibrator

So your the one! I had heard stories of a woman without the need for a sex toy but just dismissed it as urban legend"

I'm sure a vast number of women away from Fab don't own one!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

My womaniser + charger live on the other side of my bed.. Along with a bouncy yoga ball that i have no idea where else to keep!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You haven't bought new lingerie in months."

When you haven't bought someone lingerie in years

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You've already made plans with what you're going to spend the weekend doing around the house.

Think this is just the usual for everyone without the thread context, but it still applies I think lol."

Oh you are not wrong.

The back up plan is finishing chores around the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You haven't met for a year

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"My womaniser + charger live on the other side of my bed.. Along with a bouncy yoga ball that i have no idea where else to keep!

Is it just me that’s having some vivid thoughts about you combining the two now?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"My womaniser + charger live on the other side of my bed.. Along with a bouncy yoga ball that i have no idea where else to keep!

Is it just me that’s having some vivid thoughts about you combining the two now?"

It is something that is often requested - along with shower +watersports

the only thing that yoga ball hasn't done is yoga!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
43 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"You consider giving the other side of the bed to your wand.

How big is your wand

Hee hee

MrsAbz

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

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i was just to say that

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

.i was just to say that

Great lurkers think alike my Fred x.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
43 weeks ago

Essex

I’d forgotten I was looking

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

.i was just to say that

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going

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

.i was just to say that

Great lurkers think alike my Fred x."
exactly but i do get a modicum of success

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By *hrek101Man
43 weeks ago

Herts

When I'm looking forward to a nice glass of red with this romantic dinner for one

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

the sex people hahahahah

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

.i was just to say that

Great lurkers think alike my Fred x.exactly but i do get a modicum of success

Yeah. It works well enough. And I'm even fussier than ever this time round, so I've planned on it taking longer.

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

.i was just to say that

Great lurkers think alike my Fred x.exactly but i do get a modicum of success

Yeah. It works well enough. And I'm even fussier than ever this time round, so I've planned on it taking longer. "
patience is the key lol

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
43 weeks ago

kent

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

the sex people hahahahah"

Oh… that’s us! We are sex people

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I’d forgotten I was looking"

I wasn’t even looking for the sex. I just turned around and there it was.

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

the sex people hahahahah"
you cam for your entertainment so you already have an outlet

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You don’t send in names for a matching thread.

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By *lder.Woman
43 weeks ago

Not Local

You set your age filters to 99-99

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

the sex people hahahahahyou cam for your entertainment so you already have an outlet

I do meet, just using a diff profile. I like to keep all the weirdos in 1 place

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

the sex people hahahahahyou cam for your entertainment so you already have an outlet

I do meet, just using a diff profile. I like to keep all the weirdos in 1 place

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"

the sex people hahahahahyou cam for your entertainment so you already have an outlet

I do meet, just using a diff profile. I like to keep all the weirdos in 1 place

And HOW do you keep them?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
43 weeks ago

Essex

"I’d forgotten I was looking

I wasn’t even looking for the sex. I just turned around and there it was."

If my eyebrow arched any higher I’d be a kardashian

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
43 weeks ago

Lingfield

You decide masturbation to porn is more fulfilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

..you've built up a fortress around you to prevent negative experiences from happening, making it easier to label all people and give up on the sex consoling yourself with the thought that "I know it's not going to work out," and missing out on opportunities to meet new people by intentionally blocking them. Choosing to talk about nobody being available and binging on Netflix.

...or you feel like you have to settle and send feelers out everywhere, vut then doubt yourself because even the blank profiles blanked you.

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands

"When you start sucking anonymous penis through hole in your door

I haven't done that.....yet!

Don’t, it’s a nightmare swapping the door out when friends/famiky visit! "

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands

When you move all your photos to the private folder

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

fab isn't for finding someone- jeez

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By *affron40Woman
43 weeks ago

manchester

You don’t even click on profiles to be nosy anymore. It’s all about the nonsense threads for entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You spend your time hiding paperclips from the fbi

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By *estarossa.Woman
43 weeks ago

Flagrante

Someone shows interest and you expend effort to not meet

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By *ife NinjaMan
43 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Someone shows interest and you expend effort to not meet"

As that why I'm waiting at this street corner

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By *ackdaw52Man
43 weeks ago

Chesterfield

When you consider a message even being read to be a good result!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
43 weeks ago

chichester

When taking a shit is more appealing than talking to people

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Headache after headache

Probably have a fit when sex is in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I would rather eat ben n jerry's

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By *mf123Man
43 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Shes a wizard harry

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By *ansoffateMan
43 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

You spend 6 hours browsing for pillows instead of replying to messages.

I just can't seem to find the perfect combination of size, firmness and hypoallergenic qualities.

I guess there's nothing quite like a peachy bum to rest my head on. So I'm back, got my prime subscription - now to check the reviews and delivery options.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Stockport

"You haven't bought new lingerie in months."

When you've bought loads of new lingerie but two years later most of it is still in the bags it came in.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Stockport

"You set your age filters to 99-99 "

You start looking for any likely 99 year olds...

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By *ssex-coupleCouple
43 weeks ago

clacton on sea

Consider buying a blow up doll for FFM :’)

We’d even just like a sexy chat!

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