FabSwingers.com forum: Roses are red...

By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

... my nipples are too.

Stick your cock in my throat,

And make me turn blue.

It's not great, I know

Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February

Cherry x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pornhub is down

So I suppose your profile pics will do

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By *offiaCoolWoman
43 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

When we were younger....

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty

Don't be mistaken, don't be mislead

I mean on the washing line and not on my bed

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pornhub is down

So I suppose your profile pics will do"

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"When we were younger....

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty

Don't be mistaken, don't be mislead

I mean on the washing line and not on my bed"

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I watched all of Xhamster

I still prefer you

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I watched all of Xhamster

I still prefer you"

Who says romance is dead?

Cherry x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Roses are red

My collar is black

Please tie me up

And tease till I crack

This one is obvs personal to me

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By *lan157Man
43 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Having a lovely wish. Time you were here.

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Roses are red

My collar is black

Please tie me up

And tease my crack

This one is obvs personal to me

FTFY

Cherry x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Roses are red

My collar is black

Please tie me up

And tease my crack

This one is obvs personal to me

FTFY

Cherry x

Both work!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
43 weeks ago

Essex

Roses aren’t always red

And violets aren’t blue

And with my attitude

I’ll never get a screw

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

Roses are red

Bottoms are too

Bend over for me

I want to bum you

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I think of your sister

While I’m balls deep in you.

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

Roses are red,

My strap-on is blue.

Show me your butthole

And I'll tickle your poo..

Sorry. So sorry. That's just wrong.

Cherry x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I think of your sister

While I’m balls deep in you. "

Fuck me! That made me chuckle!

Cherry x

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

There was a young lady called Cherry

Who loved danger fucks on a ferry

She fell over the side

And washed up with the tide

And now she’s all dead and smelly

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"There was a young lady called Cherry

Who loved danger fucks on a ferry

She fell over the side

And washed up with the tide

And now she’s all dead and smelly"

Hahahaha!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

I suck at rhyming

Wanna sit on my face?

Or is that bad timing?

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

Pixies are blue

I'm so much taller than you

Get on the bed

Give me head

I'm ready for sex with naughty you

Ride my cock

To bamberry cross

I'd much rather that than a toss

It was great sex I'm fond of you

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

The Manchester sky is grey

I’m feeling horny

Do you fancy a 3/way

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By *ootyfruityCouple
43 weeks ago

andover

Roses are red

Violets need plucking

Come over here

So I can give you a fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got chlamydia

And now so do you

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Roses are red

Rectums are blue

If you back onto me

I’ll goo on your poo

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

And expensive to send

If you don’t FAF,

How about your friend?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

I love the way you smile

I adore the way you tease

When my hot love doth fill you

You make cottage cheese

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
43 weeks ago

North West

Roses can be yellow,

Violets are rubbish.

I love your willy,

But your feet are too smelly

I'm also a crap poet

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By *ommodoCouple
43 weeks ago

OX16

Roses make me laugh

Violets make me titter your wife's a dirty bitch and loves it up the shitter

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
43 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Roses are red.

Poems are dumb.

Just bend me over

And fuck my cute bum

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

These are brilliant!

They should be in a book and sold in The Works for 99p!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

In another quick rhyme

Climb in my bed

For a great fucking time

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Big, Bad Wolf

What gorgeous ears you have, the better to hear me moan.

What gorgeous eyes you have, the better to see me naked.

What a gorgeous mouth you have, the better to taste me with.

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By *ddie1966Man
43 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

.... Violets are bluish,

If it wasn't for Christmas,

We'd all be Jewish.

I know. I'm gonna get hammered for that one..

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By *alleysBoiMan
43 weeks ago

Newbridge

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

My name's not Dave

Microwave

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

So a meet was arranged

With Block and Delete

Block loved a cock

Delete (strangely) feet

The hour arrived

My willy twitched, happy

But they never turned up!

So violets are crappy.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
43 weeks ago

west london

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Drop your draws

And ten bobs yours

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
43 weeks ago

west london

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Suck my dick

It's a liquorice stick

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By *orphia2003Woman
43 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Screw the roses, give me beer.

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

Suck on my finger,

I'll suck on your dick.

But push it to far

And you'll be covered in sick

Cherry x

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By *adbodfabcockMan
43 weeks ago

hereford

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Open your ass cheeks. So I can rim you.

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By *ig and MangoCouple
43 weeks ago

Burnley

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We're going for clubbing

And you're welcomed too.

Open to any suggestions we are

But we're not willing to travel too far..

It looks like tonight we're having some luck

My neck my back my pussy and my crack

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

I want a hot chic,

To keep it simple

And suck on my dick

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

I'm coming in hard

I'm coming in fast

I'll need a blue pill

Cos my cock's at half mast

Cherry x

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By *umalotagainMan
43 weeks ago

a town called malice

"Roses are red.

Poems are dumb.

Just bend me over

And fuck my cute bum

Well ok then

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
43 weeks ago

west london

Suck my cock...it's Blackpool rock

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

My penis is red

And we all know how.

It’s that time of the month

& We fucked anyhow…

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By *alm_one4Man
43 weeks ago

RM16

Roses are red,

I think you’re crackers

Bend over the desk

And I’ll empty my knackers

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By *anted by NightMan
43 weeks ago

Shangri-La

"... my nipples are too.

Stick your cock in my throat,

And make me turn blue.

It's not great, I know

Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February

Cherry x

Roses are red, Violets are blue, tonight I masturbate, To pictures of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses are red

And so is deadpool’s suit

With my cock down your throat

You would look really cute

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"My penis is red

And we all know how.

It’s that time of the month

& We fucked anyhow…

She'll look like the Joker

When she cleans up her muck

From your sticky red dick

With her mouth, dirty slut...

Cherry x

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By *archelCouple
43 weeks ago

A field somewhere

"... my nipples are too.

Stick your cock in my throat,

And make me turn blue.

It's not great, I know

Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February

Cherry x

That's a winner tbf

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"My penis is red

And we all know how.

It’s that time of the month

& We fucked anyhow…

She'll look like the Joker

When she cleans up her muck

From your sticky red dick

With her mouth, dirty slut...

Cherry x

At the age they are,

you think they would learn

Just to wait a few days

But they watched Saltburn

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

My nipple is red

My arse is blue

What the fuck happened

To cause that the noo

I stuck it in and fucked a while

And when it came out it had a dark hew

Thats what happens with a rear view

But he's certainly woop woop woo

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By *ycanNightsMan
43 weeks ago

Workington

Roses are red

Ice is cold

Get in your knees

And do as your told

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By *yesgreenMan
43 weeks ago

north and south

"Roses are red

Ice is cold

Get in your knees

And do as your told

"
Roses are red violets are blue and so is your bottom from Whipping you

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By *ickshawedCouple
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Roses are red

Chocolate is yum

Call up your mate

I fancy a threesome

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
43 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Roses are red

And so is deadpool’s suit

With my cock down your throat

You would look really cute

Oh I like that one

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By *alldarksurreyMan
43 weeks ago

surrey

Roses are red

Viagra is blue

It's gonna be a long night

Because i've just taken two

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?

What do they want? What should men do?

I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,

Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!

.....

We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,

Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -

She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!

Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"

.....

But how could I know? Poor innocent me!

That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.

I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.

Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?

What do they want? What should men do?

I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,

Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!

.....

We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,

Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -

She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!

Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"

.....

But how could I know? Poor innocent me!

That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.

I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.

Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....

Think I killed the thread..so going basic now

Roses are red

And your pussy's pink

So two up yer fanny

And one in the stink x

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Roses are red

And so is deadpool’s suit

With my cock down your throat

You would look really cute

Oh I like that one

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Is their a prize for winning this thread

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By *lder.Woman
43 weeks ago

Not Local

"... my nipples are too.

Stick your cock in my throat,

And make me turn blue.

It's not great, I know

Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February

Cherry x

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Roses Are Red

Your Knickers Are Twisted

Just Take Them Off

And Prepare To Be Fisted

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Is their a prize for winning this thread

I think Prey has maybe offered her bum without realising it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
43 weeks ago

Bradford

"Roses aren’t always red

And violets aren’t blue

And with my attitude

I’ll never get a screw "

Oh my lady thou doth jest

I d say your one of the best

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Roses Are Red

Your Knickers Are Twisted

Just Take Them Off

And Prepare To Be Fisted"

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Is their a prize for winning this thread

If I thought they were, I would’ve tried harder.

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Is their a prize for winning this thread

I think Prey has maybe offered her bum without realising it

."
its ok i like the rear guard

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?

What do they want? What should men do?

I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,

Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!

.....

We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,

Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -

She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!

Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"

.....

But how could I know? Poor innocent me!

That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.

I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.

Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....

Think I killed the thread..so going basic now

Roses are red

And your pussy's pink

So two up yer fanny

And one in the stink x"

That's better, I can't justify buying an extra large card for the first one

Cherry x

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Is their a prize for winning this thread

If I thought they were, I would’ve tried harder. "
cmon you know i won

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?

What do they want? What should men do?

I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,

Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!

.....

We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,

Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -

She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!

Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"

.....

But how could I know? Poor innocent me!

That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.

I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.

Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....

Think I killed the thread..so going basic now

Roses are red

And your pussy's pink

So two up yer fanny

And one in the stink x

That's better, I can't justify buying an extra large card for the first one

Cherry x"

Lol. Thanks. I really thought "Stud Muffin Nicky" would have them pissing themselves laughing....but I misread the room

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By *ittleJohn5Man
43 weeks ago

Wickham Market

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Fuck my pussy hard

And I’l squirt just for you

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Some roses are red

Daffodils, not

Open your fart-pipe

Here comes my cock-snot.

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

Begonias blue

I give my erection to you

And when i cum

Up your bum

As i intend to

I hope you enjoyed me

As i enjoyed you

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By *r_PinkMan
42 weeks ago

london stratford

"Roses aren’t always red

And violets aren’t blue

And with my attitude

I’ll never get a screw "

after meeting you at a social

I know this aint true

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Let's skip the coffee

And go straight to bed

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Assume the position

I want to peg you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
42 weeks ago

Essex

"Roses aren’t always red

And violets aren’t blue

And with my attitude

I’ll never get a screw

after meeting you at a social

I know this aint true"

I’d like to clarify there was no screwing

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Misty and Pinky

Never did screw.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
42 weeks ago

Essex

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Misty and Pinky

Never did screw."

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

I killed the thread.

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By *umalotagainMan
42 weeks ago

a town called malice

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m rubbish at poems

nice tits

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By *ndycoinsMan
42 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

But don't stand in front of Oscar Pistorious.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Roses are red,

My strap-on is blue.

Show me your butthole

And I'll tickle your poo..

Sorry. So sorry. That's just wrong.

Cherry x

Too far cherry, too far

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Roses are red

I killed the thread."
oh no you didn't

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

Violets are green

Naked on the beach you've been seen

With a hardon no less

I digress

Lets have fun

I want it up the bum

Sorry no i dont

I've got the runs

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Assume the position

I want to peg you"

Roses are red

So's Mimi_Rouge

She's out to peg you

So who's to refuse?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

But who gives a toss?

If they give you chlamydia

There's always UNLOS.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Roses are red

But who gives a toss?

If they give you chlamydia

There's always UNLOS.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Oh the eros of love is soon upon me

Donning and doffing ppe

Health and safety

Always matey

Eros and valentine where for art thou can be.

I wondered lonely as a cloud

Bumped into cumulus farting out loud

Oh what a sweet smell of love dust

I am so proud.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Such a shame you're a minger

And your breath smells of poo.

Somebody.

PLEASE!

Stop me....

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Stockport

Rose's knickers are red

Violet's are too

Mary is just hairy

What about you?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Rose's knickers are red

Violet's are too

Mary is just hairy

What about you?"

Polly's chromatic

Nicky is sweary

Mary's just hairy

And cunty fuck shitty bollocks titty arsebiscuits turdy cunt dollops.

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By *odgerMooreMan
42 weeks ago

Carlisle

Roses are red,

You're as mad as a hatter,

I’ll Splatter your face,

With my baby batter.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are dead

Violets are rotten

I'm freaking crazy

Or have you forgotten

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Roses are dead

Violets are rotten

I'm freaking crazy

Or have you forgotten

She's freaking crazy

Her rosebud gets thrashed

But Midnight shines on

When others have crashed

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My love is like a gentle cloud,

That groweth by the hour.

I lay me down upon silk sheets,

Within a rose-strewn bower.

My love approaches through the trees,

With me the hours to pass.

He gently helps me to my knees,

And pounds me in the arse!

(... and they say romance is dead!)

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"My love is like a gentle cloud,

That groweth by the hour.

I lay me down upon silk sheets,

Within a rose-strewn bower.

My love approaches through the trees,

With me the hours to pass.

He gently helps me to my knees,

And pounds me in the arse!

(... and they say romance is dead!)"

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By *ittlelad69Man
42 weeks ago

clay cross

Roses are red

Porn is blue

I need to cum all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red.

I’ve got a hard dick

All I need now

Is a hot sexy chic!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red, and so is wine, we fell out today so I'll just pull on mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I think they are gorgeous

#TheyKnowWho

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Assume the position

I want to peg you

Roses are red

So's Mimi_Rouge

She's out to peg you

So who's to refuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You Asked fof a threesome

Now we're going steady

Just one more Viagra

And Grandad will be ready

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West

Roses are red,

Roses are thorny,

You and your cock,

Make me real horny.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"You Asked fof a threesome

Now we're going steady

Just one more Viagra

And Grandad will be ready

I applaud that. It's the only thing that stopped me in my tracks all day.

Respect

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Roses are red white and rainbow would you put the tip in or just chase a blow

If the answer is no to eather of these

Your balls must be swolen like they been stung by bees

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By *illan-KillashMan
42 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Roses are red (they're also white, yellow, sometimes verigated and even black)

Violets are blue (they're not, they're violet)

I'm a little pedantic

You wouldn't want to marry me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Roses are red white and rainbow would you put the tip in or just chase a blow

If the answer is no to eather of these

Your balls must be swolen like they been stung by bees"

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I fancy a shag

Do you want one too?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Roses are red (they're also white, yellow, sometimes verigated and even black)

Violets are blue (they're not, they're violet)

I'm a little pedantic

You wouldn't want to marry me"

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

Roses are red

Honey is sticky

Come to my house

I fancy a quick

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Roses are red

Honey is sticky

Come to my house

I fancy a quicky

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are roses

And amorphophallus titanum is amorphophallus titanum

Making this rhyme

Is hard. Up yer bum!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Roses are red

Honey is sticky

Come to my house

I fancy a quicky

brilliant xx

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

Bananas are yellow

Lift up your skirt and

Watch me say "Hellllll-llllo""

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Roses are red

Bananas are yellow

Lift up your skirt and

Watch me say "Hellllll-llllo"""

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

My thoughts are too

How long will it be

When I'm in bed with you?

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

"and one from Our Graham, who's a Massive Bonnie Tyler fan!"

Roses are not red

Celebrations are not blue

If you're looking for Heroes

Then I'm the one for you

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

""and one from Our Graham, who's a Massive Bonnie Tyler fan!"

Roses are not red

Celebrations are not blue

If you're looking for Heroes

Then I'm the one for you"

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

My pecker is pink

At least it was before

It went in the stink

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Roses are red

My pecker is pink

At least it was before

It went in the stink"

Ewwww

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

Screw the roses,

Give me beer."

Brewed by Whitbread

Served on tap here

(bottoms up!)

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By *rLothbrokMan
42 weeks ago

Lancs

Some people have love on their mind,

Others are not the romantic kind,

Some people send flowers, give gifts and shed a few tears,

Others are happy with a few cold beers.

I just want a lovely bum,

To sit in my face and peddle my ears.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Some people have love on their mind,

Others are not the romantic kind,

Some people send flowers, give gifts and shed a few tears,

Others are happy with a few cold beers.

I just want a lovely bum,

To sit in my face and peddle my ears.

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

Screw the roses,

Give me beer.

Brewed by Whitbread

Served on tap here

(bottoms up!)"

Flowers Best Bitter, it's the one with a picture of wee Willy Shakespeare on it.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

The night was young,

The moon, beguiling.

She opened her legs

And her lips were smiling.

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

The boy stood on the burning deck

In the 'Pool that's called Liver

A deft fingering of her clit

Saw her topping up that river.

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Rose is a girl who once sucked my knob when i put my stiff winky inside her big gob

That was the way i silenced her sound until i decided to give her anus a pound

She sceamed and she howled like a wolf giving birth

When i filled up her anus with my manly girth

Now all is silent her anus is red my bollox are empty and she wimpers instead

So now its the end of this epic tale dont try to re write it cos lesser men fail

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By *rispyDuckMan
42 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

There was a Young Man from Kent

Whose Rod was so long it bent.

So to save himself trouble

He bent it in double,

And instead of coming – he went!

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Rose is a girl who once sucked my knob when i put my stiff winky inside her big gob

That was the way i silenced her sound until i decided to give her anus a pound

She sceamed and she howled like a wolf giving birth

When i filled up her anus with my manly girth

Now all is silent her anus is red my bollox are empty and she wimpers instead

So now its the end of this epic tale dont try to re write it cos lesser men fail "

Fab'd by Prince Andrew, who narrowly missed jail.

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By *erry bull1Man
42 weeks ago

doncaster

I knew a lass called Mary

Whose fanny was big and hairy

I fucked her standing

I fucked her lying

If she had wings I would have fucked flying

But now she’s dead and forgotten

So I dug her up and fucked get rotten

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Rose is a girl who once sucked my knob when i put my stiff winky inside her big gob

That was the way i silenced her sound until i decided to give her anus a pound

She sceamed and she howled like a wolf giving birth

When i filled up her anus with my manly girth

Now all is silent her anus is red my bollox are empty and she wimpers instead

So now its the end of this epic tale dont try to re write it cos lesser men fail

Fab'd by Prince Andrew, who narrowly missed jail."

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By *oxy RedWoman
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Roxy is red

You're feeling blue

Come let me fuck you

And I will fuck you red too!

Haha something like that! X

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Roxy is red

You're feeling blue

Come let me fuck you

And I will fuck you red too!

Haha something like that! X"

When Roxy is horny

She'll cheer you up

If I whispered her sweet nothings

Could we meet for a bunk up?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Cabbages are green

Sit on my face

And Ill make you scream

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Get in the kitchen

Lets fuck by the sink

Roses are red

So are my lips

You bring the chains

I'll bring the whips

Cant think of anymore, its 3am and Im knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I will come and take the win:

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

I wanna know…

What that mouf do..

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Roses are red

Cabbages are green

Sit on my face

And Ill make you scream

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Get in the kitchen

Lets fuck by the sink

Roses are red

So are my lips

You bring the chains

I'll bring the whips

Cant think of anymore, its 3am and Im knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are not blue

You failed to send a picture

So I went for a poo .

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
42 weeks ago

manchester

We met in a pub

I’d had too much to drink

That woman there is beautiful, I started to think.

She sat with her friend and I wanted her too.

The question was asked and an answer was due.

Last orders then home and lay in my bed,

One sucking my cock, other knelt over my head.

Soon one had to leave, but the other one stayed, the sun had come up, and still we played.

Twenty years on, I know it was not a mistake, she is still lay beside me, each morning I wake.

We played all night

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

And grass is oft green

My bumhole bled

When you pegged it

You fiend!

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By *allandathleticMan
42 weeks ago

Asgard

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have 5 fingers,

But tonight you'll get 2.

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

Emeralds green

I've been having sex since my teens

I do love green

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Narrator-

Woody is romantic

He can be kinky too

He’d like a woman for Valentine’s Day,

And the day after 2

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

After that gangbang

Your pussy's like glue

Roses are red

My penis, pretty

He likes you so much

He's rubbing your clitty

Roses are red

And you are so pretty

But I would never objectify

When it's your mind and political praxis that define our urgent tasks

Roses are red

And violets are blue

You live in my head

Fuck! I love you

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By *iasubTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Roses are red, violets are blue,

In their allure, I'm consumed by you.

With every touch, a fiery sensation,

In our embrace, love's sweet temptation.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Cabbage is green

Open your mouth

Let me fill it with cream

The mr

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

Poo is brown

I'm having coffee in town

My penis was hard

So i immersed it in lard

Its now soft and ready to

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are Red

Chocolates are Brown

Your getting neither

So calm the Fuck down

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Viqgra is blue

Bend over so I can stick my dick in the hole you use to poo

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

If you cum on me,

Can a cum on you?

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My lingerie's black

Now how about you

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By *orny PTMan
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

Violets are blue

She says got hay-fever

"So that's no flowers for you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

And a dozen, I’ll pick!

I’ll give them to you

If you suck on my dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

In shops everywhere

I want you face down

Arse up in the air!

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Roses are red

Some even have glitter

You know where this is going

Yep, right up your shitter

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Right now they’re not cheap.

But if I buy you a dozen

Can I fuck you balls deep?

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

And so is valentines

Can we meet for a date

As long as you're not ursine

We can shag like sheep

I won't go to deep

Actually i need sleep

But when i awake

I will play with my snake

And you will too

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Roses are red

Some even have glitter

You know where this is going

Yep, right up your shitter "

Haha.

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Roses are red

Some even have glitter

You know where this is going

Yep, right up your shitter "
how now brown cow

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Roses are red

And I'm on the bed!

Who wants to come over

And fuck me half dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

This poem isn’t deep….

Please can I fuck you

Whilst you’re asleep?

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Roses are red

Bum sockets a hole

When done fisting uranus il go on the dole

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violet's are Blue

Who wants to come over for big pan of stew

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

And in gardens they grow

If I give you one!

Will you give me a blow?

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Roses are red

This poem isn’t deep….

Please can I fuck you

Whilst you’re asleep?

"
omg

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Which isn’t a shock

But that look on your face,

As you swallow my cock!….

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I’d like a red head

And a blonde and brunette

To lie on my bed

And I’ll make them all wet…

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

This thread isn't closed

Suck on this baby

My love-custard hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Violets are blue.

Roses are red

I’m done with these poems,

Let’s fuck on the stairs!!!!

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP Couple
42 weeks ago

Debauchery

Thank you my fab bards!

You're all so talented

I think Woody has found his calling... Funky Fab Flamingo greetings card writer!

Cherry x

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