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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Share your frustration, bloody noisy selfish bastards.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
47 weeks ago

Reading

I'm sorry. The fucking is too good to be quiet. come join us.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I'm sorry. The fucking is too good to be quiet. come join us."

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Right what I mean is not neighbours fucking, I mean fucking neighbours who are generally noisy selfish cunts.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I wouldn't mind hearing my neighbours fucking.

It would give me less guilt about the amount of noise I make

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By *edeWoman
47 weeks ago

the abyss

Unfortunately I think I'm the fucking neighbour.... I'm hoping the wardrobe drowns out some of the noise

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
47 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Unfortunately I think I'm the fucking neighbour.... I'm hoping the wardrobe drowns out some of the noise "

You fuck inside the wardrobe?

Kinky biatch

Cherry x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
47 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I feel sorry for the guy in the flat above me

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I feel sorry for the guy in the flat above me "

Are you a loud wanker or a wanker who's very loud?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Unfortunately I think I'm the fucking neighbour.... I'm hoping the wardrobe drowns out some of the noise

You fuck inside the wardrobe?

Kinky biatch

Cherry x "

She's a witch and there's a wardrobe... Who's the lion?

J

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By *edeWoman
47 weeks ago

the abyss


"Unfortunately I think I'm the fucking neighbour.... I'm hoping the wardrobe drowns out some of the noise

You fuck inside the wardrobe?

Kinky biatch

Cherry x

She's a witch and there's a wardrobe... Who's the lion?

J"

I'm a Leo....

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By *gent CoulsonMan
47 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I feel sorry for the guy in the flat above me

Are you a loud wanker or a wanker who's very loud? "
both but my partner is even worse

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I have no neighbours and yes, I am smug about it.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
47 weeks ago

Wherever

I used to live next door to people who were absolutely nightmare. Years of noise complaints and antisocial behaviour team involved, all for nothing, until I finally had no choice but move out.

Sorry to hear OP, it’s terrible.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Our old neighbours cheered us when we'd finished having sex once, I bet they are glad we moved.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

We have neighbours who are constantly rowing. Half the street can hear them when they get going

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Our old neighbours cheered us when we'd finished having sex once, I bet they are glad we moved.

Mrs "

I found that funnier than I probably should have....have an image in my mind of score cards hanging from windows!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I heard my partner’s neighbours fucking midday during the week and thought well done you too. Brilliantly planned getting it in when the kids are at school.

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan
47 weeks ago

nearby

Tory club below my flat

Use parking bay without asking

Majority drink drivers

Other than that ok

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

We live in a detached bungalow. We can't hear our neighbours! They're also both older people and keep themselves very much to themselves. The chap in the house closest is very nice though.

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By *empest2KMan
47 weeks ago

Derby


"We have neighbours who are constantly rowing. Half the street can hear them when they get going "

For some reason, I read ‘rowing’ as in ‘rowing a boat’. To be fair, that can be quite noisy once they get going if they have a cox (no, not cocks!) on board

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By *rucking-HellMan
47 weeks ago

Northampton

Yes, and it was so good that even I had a cigarette afterwards.

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By *ddie1966Man
47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"We have neighbours who are constantly rowing. Half the street can hear them when they get going "

Thank God I'm not the only one.

No c house in who we got as neighbours. The only council house on the street now. All private houses and the council drop them in on us.

Music and TV on loud until 2am+ and the council won't for squat.

Mopeds and scooters revving during the day.

Complain and it stops for 24 hours the carry on as normal.

If I didn't live next door I'd say napalm the place

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By *allguynowMan
47 weeks ago

durham


"Share your frustration, bloody noisy selfish bastards."
neighbours with their log burners stinking the street out.

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By *ornym66Man
47 weeks ago

Col /ips

i fucked my next door neighbour a few times lol she moved away

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"i fucked my next door neighbour a few times lol she moved away "

Was the sex that bad?!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
47 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Neighbours over the drive. She (divorced) moved in a few years ago. Seemed nice enough. A couple of years ago she met a guy through online dating. He's sold up his place and moved in. So they're having an extension built so they've got more room. It's out from the side of their house taking up their drive and will really overshadow our house. Builders caused lots of noise and mess. My car is constantly covered in mess from cutting bricks and concrete. Just before Christmas we had a day of constant pneumatic drilling on their drive. Often they've got deliveries or skip lorries blocking the road so I can't get my car out (we're at the end of a cul-de-sac). No consultation to say "we're having a delivery" or "going to be causing dust, do you want to move your car". The guy next door once called round and stuck £7 in my hand and said "that's to get your car washed". What? So it can get covered again the next day!!

OK, rant over. I feel better now!

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

People are just too selfish these days. They are entitled apparently to do as they please irrespective of how their behaviour affects others.it's their home, their garden and who cares who lives next door and suffers their behaviour. It's the world we live in sadly

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47 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"We have neighbours who are constantly rowing. Half the street can hear them when they get going

For some reason, I read ‘rowing’ as in ‘rowing a boat’. To be fair, that can be quite noisy once they get going if they have a cox (no, not cocks!) on board "

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"We have neighbours who are constantly rowing. Half the street can hear them when they get going

Thank God I'm not the only one.

No c house in who we got as neighbours. The only council house on the street now. All private houses and the council drop them in on us.

Music and TV on loud until 2am+ and the council won't for squat.

Mopeds and scooters revving during the day.

Complain and it stops for 24 hours the carry on as normal.

If I didn't live next door I'd say napalm the place "

Snap! They have two vehicles. Neither are taxed, MOT'd or insured and they still drive them erratically in and out the estate.

And the rubbish outside their house is unreal x

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By *d4fun73Man
47 weeks ago

Shipley


"We have neighbours who are constantly rowing. Half the street can hear them when they get going

Thank God I'm not the only one.

No c house in who we got as neighbours. The only council house on the street now. All private houses and the council drop them in on us.

Music and TV on loud until 2am+ and the council won't for squat.

Mopeds and scooters revving during the day.

Complain and it stops for 24 hours the carry on as normal.

If I didn't live next door I'd say napalm the place

Snap! They have two vehicles. Neither are taxed, MOT'd or insured and they still drive them erratically in and out the estate.

And the rubbish outside their house is unreal x"

Report them?

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By *d4fun73Man
47 weeks ago

Shipley

My neighbours are chavvy twats two dogs that bark most of the day. The only music they play is fucking Elvis and Kenny Rogers!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
47 weeks ago

Coventry

Me and My ex wife we're those neighbours and as it turned out so were our neighbours. Our headboard and the headboard of our neighbours in the quater next door were only seperated by the wall. Sometimes we we would start having sex and it would set them off too. Later on then we'd hear them having sex and it would set us off. It was quite clear we both could hear each other having sex, it was something that turned us all on and it was something we all shared together (bar the wall between us). However we'd talk to them alot (and I worked with him) but never a word about it was spoken between us. In a way having that unspoken thing between us all was quite fun, especially the next morning out the front having our normal neighbourly chit chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"We have neighbours who are constantly rowing. Half the street can hear them when they get going

Thank God I'm not the only one.

No c house in who we got as neighbours. The only council house on the street now. All private houses and the council drop them in on us.

Music and TV on loud until 2am+ and the council won't for squat.

Mopeds and scooters revving during the day.

Complain and it stops for 24 hours the carry on as normal.

If I didn't live next door I'd say napalm the place

Snap! They have two vehicles. Neither are taxed, MOT'd or insured and they still drive them erratically in and out the estate.

And the rubbish outside their house is unreal x

Report them?"

We have repeatedly and absolutely nothing gets done about it.

It's their children we feel sorry for x

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By *a LunaWoman
47 weeks ago

South Wales

Live in a detached house now, fairly quiet apart from one of the neighbours nearby getting up early on the weekend and doing noisy DIY.

When I had my own place it was peaceful as the neighbours had moved out and the property was empty for four years. Then a noisy twerp with three cockerels and some hens moved in. Was not impressed. I don’t miss him or his cocks.

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By *ornym66Man
46 weeks ago

Col /ips


"i fucked my next door neighbour a few times lol she moved away

Was the sex that bad?! "

Ha ha not the sex was good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I fucked Helen Daniels once.

She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY horny.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I fucked Helen Daniels once.

She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY horny."

The confessions thread is over in Swingers chat

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By *oss25Man
46 weeks ago

Flitwick and Fakenham


"I fucked Helen Daniels once.

She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY horny."

Clever!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
35 weeks ago

Newcastle

I’m staying at my sisters at the moment and her downstairs neighbour is absolutely VILE!!! She is a horrible, bitter, petty old cow and for MONTHS now she has been coughing her guts up and hockling from about 5am every morning for hours at a time and then it continues off and on for the rest of the day. The buildings are so poorly insulated, there is no escape. My sister is absolutely exhausted and at her wits end. The neighbour must be sick of her own coughing too. Surely she needs to see someone about her cough if she hasn’t already. My sister is desperate to move house but there’s nothing available within her budget in the area. Any advice? What would you do?

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By *onameyet2Man
35 weeks ago

chorley


"I have no neighbours and yes, I am smug about it. "

Thinking about a boat tbh

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By *onameyet2Man
35 weeks ago

chorley


"Neighbours over the drive. She (divorced) moved in a few years ago. Seemed nice enough. A couple of years ago she met a guy through online dating. He's sold up his place and moved in. So they're having an extension built so they've got more room. It's out from the side of their house taking up their drive and will really overshadow our house. Builders caused lots of noise and mess. My car is constantly covered in mess from cutting bricks and concrete. Just before Christmas we had a day of constant pneumatic drilling on their drive. Often they've got deliveries or skip lorries blocking the road so I can't get my car out (we're at the end of a cul-de-sac). No consultation to say "we're having a delivery" or "going to be causing dust, do you want to move your car". The guy next door once called round and stuck £7 in my hand and said "that's to get your car washed". What? So it can get covered again the next day!!

OK, rant over. I feel better now!

"

Welcome to the real world

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