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Worst. Transfer. Ever.

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By *zero OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

With the transfer window now shut it made me think of the poorest but of business from the past. Who is your teams worst ever signings?

My team is Rangers and I instantly think of Joey Barton. He came, he saw, he did fuck all. Only thing he did of note was being outclassed in an Old Firm game.

Tore Andre Flo. Record signing and never did much to justify the cost.

Francisco Sandaza. A striker who rarely scored and then admitted to a hoaxer on a phone call that he was only there for the money and would leave in a heartbeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Marco Boogers.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Michael Owen at Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Ooof, Man United have had some stinkers I'll tell you that!

Bebe - 8million and I don't think our scouts even watched him play

Juan Sebastian Veron - very costly and pretty much disrupted our midfield flow

Angel Di Maria - started off well but didn't get on with LvG and fucked off after a year slagging off the city

Morgan Schneiderlin - yeah, I almost forgot we signed him as well but cost a cool £35mil for fuck all

Alexis Sanchez - probably ruined our wage structure and was absolutely washed when he came in

Antony - fuck me, this guy isn't worth £30mil let alone the amount we paid for him

Jadon Sancho - chased this bum for 2 years and when we finally signed him, showed he had a weak mentality for the league despite the numerous chances and still would've rather sat playing on his PS5.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Lukaku to Chelsea is a funny one. 90mil and slagged them off a few months later about how he wanted to return to Inter

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Eden Hazard to Madrid

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Coutinho, Dembele, Griezmann to Barca

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By *ou only live onceMan
43 weeks ago

London

Too many to mention.

Francis Jeffers always comes to mind. Nicolas Pepe from a sheer waste of money point of view.

But special mention to Kim Kallstrom - loaned, with a back injury, and managed one game (scored a penalty though!).

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By *loveturfMan
43 weeks ago

Your bedroom

Messi to PSG french fans had no respect for him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"With the transfer window now shut it made me think of the poorest but of business from the past. Who is your teams worst ever signings?

My team is Rangers and I instantly think of Joey Barton. He came, he saw, he did fuck all. Only thing he did of note was being outclassed in an Old Firm game.

Tore Andre Flo. Record signing and never did much to justify the cost.

Francisco Sandaza. A striker who rarely scored and then admitted to a hoaxer on a phone call that he was only there for the money and would leave in a heartbeat."

Chelsea legend right there

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By *illan-KillashMan
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Lukaku to Chelsea is a funny one. 90mil and slagged them off a few months later about how he wanted to return to Inter"

Twice. Twice we bought him. Breaks my heart.

Although in fairness, we bought him on the strength of his goal scoring at Milan, then played him in an entirely different way/role and tried to get shot when it didn't work.....

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Lukaku to Chelsea is a funny one. 90mil and slagged them off a few months later about how he wanted to return to Inter

Twice. Twice we bought him. Breaks my heart.

Although in fairness, we bought him on the strength of his goal scoring at Milan, then played him in an entirely different way/role and tried to get shot when it didn't work..... "

How was he used? From what I saw, he was used as pretty much a target man with service from Werner, Havertz, and Mount? Or was he used more to hold up the ball with runners going off him?

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By *ansoffateMan
43 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Mario Balotelli - Allergic to grass

Alberto Aquillani - The midfield maestro to replace Xavi Alonso.

Andy Carrol - Paid £30million for an alcoholic Sunday league striker.

Dean Saunders - they paid £2.9 million for him at 29 because £3.1 million was too much for Alan Shearer in his prime.

El Hadj Diouf - Spitting at the Celtic crowd was the highlight of his career.

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By *2000ManMan
43 weeks ago

Worthing

Clive Allen to Arsenal. First £1m teenage transfer. I am not a fan but at the time this was a strange. He did not pay a game before leaving for Spurs.

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By *2000ManMan
43 weeks ago

Worthing


"Clive Allen to Arsenal. First £1m teenage transfer. I am not a fan but at the time this was a strange. He did not pay a game before leaving for Spurs."

*leaving for Crystal Palace

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By *obajxMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Mario Balotelli - Allergic to grass"

So important in City's 2011 FA Cup win and the PL win the following year

He was worth the transfer fee just for setting up "Aguerooooooooo"

Two much worse buys for City, Samaras for £3.5M which at the time was our entire transfer budget and Wilfred Bony for £25M

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By *illan-KillashMan
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Lukaku to Chelsea is a funny one. 90mil and slagged them off a few months later about how he wanted to return to Inter

Twice. Twice we bought him. Breaks my heart.

Although in fairness, we bought him on the strength of his goal scoring at Milan, then played him in an entirely different way/role and tried to get shot when it didn't work.....

How was he used? From what I saw, he was used as pretty much a target man with service from Werner, Havertz, and Mount? Or was he used more to hold up the ball with runners going off him?"

He played at Inter with 2 up front, we played him as a sole man up front. Doesn't suit his style of play.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Jean Kevin Augustin at Leeds £24m for 48 mins !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
43 weeks ago

North West


"Ooof, Man United have had some stinkers I'll tell you that!

Bebe - 8million and I don't think our scouts even watched him play

Juan Sebastian Veron - very costly and pretty much disrupted our midfield flow

Angel Di Maria - started off well but didn't get on with LvG and fucked off after a year slagging off the city

Morgan Schneiderlin - yeah, I almost forgot we signed him as well but cost a cool £35mil for fuck all

Alexis Sanchez - probably ruined our wage structure and was absolutely washed when he came in

Antony - fuck me, this guy isn't worth £30mil let alone the amount we paid for him

Jadon Sancho - chased this bum for 2 years and when we finally signed him, showed he had a weak mentality for the league despite the numerous chances and still would've rather sat playing on his PS5."

CR7 the second time

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
43 weeks ago

Bodmin


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Antony - fuck me, this guy isn't worth £30mil let alone the amount we paid for him "

Yeah - how utd have managed to find the only Brazilian that can't play football is beyond me!

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By *lym4realCouple
43 weeks ago

plymouth

Basically every recent signing done by Manchester Utd is complete sh*** and over priced and deffo over paid ?? but best 2 bargains are for Pedro at Brighton alomg with every signing Brighton does and Morgan whittaker for Plymouth Argyle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


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Antony - fuck me, this guy isn't worth £30mil let alone the amount we paid for him

Yeah - how utd have managed to find the only Brazilian that can't play football is beyond me! "

We've done it a few times! Kelberson, Fred, Anderson. Are we even checking their passports before we sign them?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Ooof, Man United have had some stinkers I'll tell you that!

Bebe - 8million and I don't think our scouts even watched him play

Juan Sebastian Veron - very costly and pretty much disrupted our midfield flow

Angel Di Maria - started off well but didn't get on with LvG and fucked off after a year slagging off the city

Morgan Schneiderlin - yeah, I almost forgot we signed him as well but cost a cool £35mil for fuck all

Alexis Sanchez - probably ruined our wage structure and was absolutely washed when he came in

Antony - fuck me, this guy isn't worth £30mil let alone the amount we paid for him

Jadon Sancho - chased this bum for 2 years and when we finally signed him, showed he had a weak mentality for the league despite the numerous chances and still would've rather sat playing on his PS5.

CR7 the second time "

That's a tough one! He arguably did very well but also fucked with the mojo of the team as everything went through him. Not the worst, 50/50 I would say

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

As an Everton fan I’d say getting Ronald Koeman in as manager set us back years. But player wise… far too many to pick from but would have to say Gbamin. Spent his entire spell in the physio room.

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By *tylebender03Man
43 weeks ago

Manchester

I’m a United fan. I’d say Alexis Sanchez, one good performance against Spurs on 500k a week

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I’m a United fan. I’d say Alexis Sanchez, one good performance against Spurs on 500k a week"

The man was unreal at Arsenal, crazy how much he dropped off.

His best performance was playing the piano in his announcement video

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By *zero OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Ooof, Man United have had some stinkers I'll tell you that!

Bebe - 8million and I don't think our scouts even watched him play

Juan Sebastian Veron - very costly and pretty much disrupted our midfield flow

Angel Di Maria - started off well but didn't get on with LvG and fucked off after a year slagging off the city

Morgan Schneiderlin - yeah, I almost forgot we signed him as well but cost a cool £35mil for fuck all

Alexis Sanchez - probably ruined our wage structure and was absolutely washed when he came in

Antony - fuck me, this guy isn't worth £30mil let alone the amount we paid for him

Jadon Sancho - chased this bum for 2 years and when we finally signed him, showed he had a weak mentality for the league despite the numerous chances and still would've rather sat playing on his PS5."

Quite the killers row there. But I'd also add Eric Djemba Djemba

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
43 weeks ago

Lingfield


"Clive Allen to Arsenal. First £1m teenage transfer. I am not a fan but at the time this was a strange. He did not pay a game before leaving for Spurs.

*leaving for Crystal Palace"

He was poor for us as well. He came in part exchange for Kenny Samson, we definitely got the worst of that deal.

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