FabSwingers.com forum: Raindrops on roses

By *ickshawed OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

If fab had it's own version of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music, what would the lyrics be?

I'll start - cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

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By *allySlinkyWoman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

"If fab had it's own version of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music, what would the lyrics be?

I'll start - cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets"

I'm suprised these are your favourite things !

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
43 weeks ago

Essex

Forums full of brown noses

Hundreds of Cocks in hundreds of poses

Submissives & kinkters tied up with string

These are a few of my favourite things

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets"

Huge dangling ball bags and labia curtains

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By *allySlinkyWoman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

"cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets"

Stroking my cock and then spunking in wet slits

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

Huge dangling ball bags and labia curtains "

Saggy old titties all tied up with string

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

Huge dangling ball bags and labia curtains

Saggy old titties all tied up with string"

These are a few of my favourite thinnnngs

This writes itself

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Cheese rims on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

There's Mrs' toothbrush he forgot to move it

A new indentation where once was a ring

These are a 'single' man's favourite things...

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Forums full of brown noses

Hundreds of Cocks in hundreds of poses

Submissives & kinkters tied up with string

These are a few of my favourite things"

People complaining , when ignore direct mailing!

Women telling men why they are all failing.

Women in nipple clamps and tied to my bed

These are a few of the thoughts in my head!…

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By *ea monkeyMan
43 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Cheese rims on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

There's Mrs' toothbrush he forgot to move it

A new indentation where once was a ring

These are a 'single' man's favourite things...

I’m feeling a bit sick now. I don’t think Julie would approve

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

When the cock burns, when the rash stings, when I'm not feeling a slag

I simply remember my favourite boobs, and then I don't feeeel so baaad

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By *allySlinkyWoman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

"Forums full of brown noses

Hundreds of Cocks in hundreds of poses

Submissives & kinkters tied up with string

These are a few of my favourite things"

When the gush squirts

When the spunk spurts

When I'm licking clits

I simply remember my favourite g-strings

And then I squeeze two more tits

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Cheese rims on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

There's Mrs' toothbrush he forgot to move it

A new indentation where once was a ring

These are a 'single' man's favourite things...

I’m feeling a bit sick now. I don’t think Julie would approve "

Sorry, didn't mean to cause nausea

I'll try to do a nicer one.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"If fab had it's own version of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music, what would the lyrics be?

I'll start - cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

I'm suprised these are your favourite things !"

I'm just trying to set a classy tone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Angry red cock pics and flaps all akimbo

Messages unread in bright yellow limbo

Profile advice that's forever ignored

The woes of the folks in the Fab Forum board

Oh, my brain is letting it all out. Sorry Tea!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
43 weeks ago

Essex

Cumdrops on foreskins

whip marks on sex kittens

Bright shiny wrist cuffs, and huge saggy titties

Submissives & kinksters tied up with strings

These are a few of my favourite things

Cream coloured leather and nooks for canoodles

Big bells and small bells

And cum shots in oodles

Forums and DMs and the filth that it brings

These are a few of my fab favourite things

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
43 weeks ago

Essex

That was harder than I thought. Stupid lyrics

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Beautiful boobies and monochrome torsos

Thighs in the shower I like even more so

Witty ripostes and forum flirting

These are a few of my fab favourite things

There. I did a proper one.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds

Profiles just cock pics.

The forums are full of dicks.

Grown men still moaning.

Because they can’t get a boning.

White knights are shining, to save the women in despair.

But thinks he can’t get a meet, because he has no hair.

The mr

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Cocks above toilets and mini sized lynx cans

Pants around ankles and cum leaking bum holes

Wide open flaps perched on top of a toy

Looking at new pics is always a joooy

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By *cottish guy 555Man
43 weeks ago

London

"Forums full of brown noses

Hundreds of Cocks in hundreds of poses

Submissives & kinkters tied up with string

These are a few of my favourite things"

That's inspired.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
43 weeks ago

London

"Cocks above toilets and mini sized lynx cans

Pants around ankles and cum leaking bum holes

Wide open flaps perched on top of a toy

Looking at new pics is always a joooy"

There are some great lyricists in this thread.

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By *sWyldWoman
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

First the no thank you and then the abuse comes.

Where once we were sexy now we are all just dumb.

I don't know why, I don't know how but those photo backgrounds are just so bad.

Its time to remember the orgasms I once had and then I won't feel so sad...

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Bumping for the evening lyricists

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By *stellaWoman
43 weeks ago

London

Huge dangling ball bags and labia curtains "

Urine or not, when she gets her squirt ons?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

I thought the "Roses are red" thread was quite inventive, but THIS is a (w)hole other level!

My cuntribution below

Dildos in poses

And bean-flick sex kittens

Quite sloppy creampies and sperm drooling fit 'uns

Brown starfish arseholes that really are ming

Green helmet cheese makes your urethra sting.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

Excellent

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

"^^

Excellent "

Lol. Thank you. It's hard work getting the meter right in this one!!!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Giant erections and tight looking cock rings,

Cum shots and trimmed pubes and full body tattoos

Holding the wheel of your truck with your dick

These are the reasons I love mens hot pics

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By *iddlesticksMan
42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bi men and gay men

Women in trousers

Some of the pictures will make you go wowsers.

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By *iddlesticksMan
42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Giant erections and tight looking cock rings,

Cum shots and trimmed pubes and full body tattoos

Holding the wheel of your truck with your dick

These are the reasons I love mens hot pics"

Very very good. And all true.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"knob cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets

Huge dangling ball bags and labia curtains "

Big floppy foreskins and snapped banjo strings

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

Couples pictures, with no man to be seen

Men getting slaughtered, for being too keen

Judgemental people, who've committed no sin.

How dare they post cock pics, get in the bin!

These are a few of my favourite things

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Cumdrops on noses and dildoes being sit on

Bright popper bottles and cocks that won't fit in

Round married gentlemen lacking their rings

These are a few of the fab-a-lot things

Cream-covered phonies who'll treat you like poodles

Dumb guys with genitals looking like noodles

Wild men that whack on your arse till it stings

These are a few of the eye-rolling things

T-girls in white dresses with over- long lashes

Sissies using a fucking machine till it crashes

A hotwife being reamed by a cock till she sings

These are a few of eye-watering things

When the flogger's shite, when the pee stings

When I'm feeling had

I simply remember those Fabswingers things

And then I know that I'm mad

Spread fannies and trannies with dangling ballbags

Crude undies sniffers and trolls that call us slags

Blokes seeking a TV with an arsehole that mings

These are a few of those fab-happy things

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...yeah, I'm supposed to be working...

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Cumdrops on noses and dildoes being sit on

Bright popper bottles and cocks that won't fit in

Round married gentlemen lacking their rings

These are a few of the fab-a-lot things

Cream-covered phonies who'll treat you like poodles

Dumb guys with genitals looking like noodles

Wild men that whack on your arse till it stings

These are a few of the eye-rolling things

T-girls in white dresses with over- long lashes

Sissies using a fucking machine till it crashes

A hotwife being reamed by a cock till she sings

These are a few of eye-watering things

When the flogger's shite, when the pee stings

When I'm feeling had

I simply remember those Fabswingers things

And then I know that I'm mad

Spread fannies and trannies with dangling ballbags

Crude undies sniffers and trolls that call us slags

Blokes seeking a TV with an arsehole that mings

These are a few of those fab-happy things"

You are amazing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

You are amazing

Lol. It was fun.

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands

I am in no way creative enough to come up with one of these myself, but I have loved reading all of these!

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