FabSwingers.com forum: Scary signs.

By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

I’ve just noticed in my bathroom I don’t have any little bottles of shampoo/body wash or very small bars of soap wrapped up in paper. Which means it’s been a very very long time since I met anyone in a hotel…..

What other signs tell you you’ve not had a meet from fab for a while?

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
52 weeks ago

Kent

The cobwebs on my fanny.

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By *sWyldWoman
52 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm planning one. That's usually the give away that its been a long time

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By *icecouple561Couple
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52 weeks ago

East Sussex

The outfits I wear for socials have got dust on the shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"The cobwebs on my fanny. "

Haha. .. and dust on your breasts?

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By *ocalfuntimes400Couple
52 weeks ago

st austell

Currently wanking over your pics

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By *eroLondonMan
52 weeks ago

Mayfair

"...What other signs tell you you’ve not had a meet from fab for a while?

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When my American sExpress card statement is lower than usual and missing entries such as — Travelodge©, Premier Inn®, Claridges ™ , EasyHotel™, Wôôdy's AirBnB...

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I'll let you know when it happens Woody

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By *eroLondonMan
52 weeks ago

Mayfair

"The outfits I wear for socials have got dust on the shoulders

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My dear Baroness, what you really mean is when the lint on your quim is covered in cobwebs and the cobwebs themselves are covered in dust...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"I'll let you know when it happens Woody

Nobody likes a show off.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Condoms have gone out of date

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By *olfandtazCouple
52 weeks ago

Bristol

When my credit card company rings me to say there's been some suspicious activity and that is its not been used in a while

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By *elix SightedMan
52 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Currently wanking over your pics"

Thanks.

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By *elix SightedMan
52 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I’ve just noticed in my bathroom I don’t have any little bottles of shampoo/body wash or very small bars of soap wrapped up in paper. Which means it’s been a very very long time since I met anyone in a hotel…..

What other signs tell you you’ve not had a meet from fab for a while?

My belly button fluff is now an outie. Might have a little dig around and get the worst of it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"Condoms have gone out of date "

*woody runs off to check dates…..

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By *affron40Woman
52 weeks ago

manchester

Nice underwear is boxed up and stored under a bed. Probably doesn’t even fit anymore

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By *ansoffateMan
52 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I forget that meeting someone implies that we are fucking.

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By *moothshaftMan
52 weeks ago

Coventry

When all memory of being inside a woman has diminished.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
52 weeks ago

somewhere

I can platt my pubes Bo Derek style

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By *agic johnsonMan
52 weeks ago

morden

When I pull my foreskin back and a puff of dust appears

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
52 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
52 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

When my anal hair reaches the back of my knees

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
52 weeks ago

fabland

"The cobwebs on my fanny. "

same here

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

The fact I have to say the last meet was last year.

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By *edeWoman
52 weeks ago

the abyss

Being able to plait my toe hair - it's pretty constant at the moment to be fair

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
52 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"The fact I have to say the last meet was last year."

Hey, me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"The fact I have to say the last meet was last year.

Hey, me too!"

We should team up

At least I'm not alone

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
52 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"We should team up

Good idea. Anybody looking for a geographically-challenging threesome with me and PW, make yourself known …

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"We should team up

Good idea. Anybody looking for a geographically-challenging threesome with me and PW, make yourself known …

Smart, very smart.

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By *asty tatsyMan
52 weeks ago

london

"We should team up

Good idea. Anybody looking for a geographically-challenging threesome with me and PW, make yourself known …

What’s this I have walked in to

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton

"We should team up

Good idea. Anybody looking for a geographically-challenging threesome with me and PW, make yourself known …

What’s this I have walked in to

I Dunno but it sounds fun

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By *ittlebirdWoman
52 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"We should team up

Good idea. Anybody looking for a geographically-challenging threesome with me and PW, make yourself known …

Smart, very smart.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
52 weeks ago

Essex

"We should team up

Good idea. Anybody looking for a geographically-challenging threesome with me and PW, make yourself known …

Smart, very smart.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

The regrowth gap on my toe Polish

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
52 weeks ago

Essex

I think my virginity grew back

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By *ife NinjaMan
52 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I think my virginity grew back

See it, say it, I'll sort it

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

When you had a shaved head..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
52 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"When you had a shaved head.."

Big head or little head?

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By *ife NinjaMan
52 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"When you had a shaved head..

Big head or little head? "

If the little head needs shaving, you're meeting teen wolf

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By *ittlebirdWoman
52 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"When you had a shaved head..

Big head or little head?

If the little head needs shaving, you're meeting teen wolf

Oooooffftttt

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
52 weeks ago

Launceston

"We should team up

Good idea. Anybody looking for a geographically-challenging threesome with me and PW, make yourself known …

Is the southwest challenging enough?

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By *orbidden eastMan
52 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

I just wanna know if it works anymore

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
52 weeks ago

Launceston

"Being able to plait my toe hair - it's pretty constant at the moment to be fair "

Ditto to that, pubes and nipple hairs!

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