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I’ve just had a finger up my bum, perhaps you need one too.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
43 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just had a doctor explore an orifice that ordinarily a stranger wouldn’t.

In that I’ve just had my prostate checked, thankfully it seems blood tests and the physical examination point to there being nothing too nefarious going on, and I feel very relieved to hear it.

What’s my point, half the stress with our ailments is down to not knowing and catastrophising, I urge any of you, if you feel there’s something wrong get it looked at.

I’m lucky this time, although I have to cut down the amount of tea I drink, but if it was more serious it can’t be treated without finding out.

Anyway, I hope you’re all ok but if you’re not, please try and get help.

An unusually serious Fiddles.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

This is so important. It’s so so common in men of a certain age (older than you fiddles usually) they caught my dad’s prostate cancer early and hopefully he’s out of the woods now but what an awful time it was. Go get checked men!! X

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"This is so important. It’s so so common in men of a certain age (older than you fiddles usually) they caught my dad’s prostate cancer early and hopefully he’s out of the woods now but what an awful time it was. Go get checked men!! X"

Agreed. My dad's was caught early enough and they removed it. I went straight in and had mine checked.

The doctor said to me "I'm going to insert my finger into your anus Dave, try not to get hard".

I told him I wasn't called Dave. I heard his voice say "No I'm Dave"

Ok so the last bit was a bad joke. Guys - get that finger up your ass at the GP. Might just save your life.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
43 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Bumping..

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"This is so important. It’s so so common in men of a certain age (older than you fiddles usually) they caught my dad’s prostate cancer early and hopefully he’s out of the woods now but what an awful time it was. Go get checked men!! X"

Totally agree with OP's point. I'm fairly certain, all the bisexual men on here won't have any issues with going to get it all checked out Nora x

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By *seitb4ulooseitMan
43 weeks ago

nuneaton

Absolutely, nine times out of ten the blood test will sort it out, failing that the finger test do it, I did and it saved me a lot of bother

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By *ltrMan
43 weeks ago

sheffield

Finger up bum appointment is 8th Feb just booked reading this post had forgot got letter to make appointment

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Absolutely, nine times out of ten the blood test will sort it out, failing that the finger test do it, I did and it saved me a lot of bother"

Yeah. Blood test first. Don’t always have to have the finger up the bum

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
43 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west

Brilliant thread... the more it's openly discussed the more we can get things checked and treated early...same as smear test for us ladies, 5 minutes to potentially save your life isn't much hardship

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
43 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Absolutely, nine times out of ten the blood test will sort it out, failing that the finger test do it, I did and it saved me a lot of bother

Yeah. Blood test first. Don’t always have to have the finger up the bum "

Let’s not be hasty.

It’s interesting though as I naturally assumed the physical examination would be first stop.

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I’ve just had a doctor explore an orifice that ordinarily a stranger wouldn’t.

In that I’ve just had my prostate checked, thankfully it seems blood tests and the physical examination point to there being nothing too nefarious going on, and I feel very relieved to hear it.

What’s my point, half the stress with our ailments is down to not knowing and catastrophising, I urge any of you, if you feel there’s something wrong get it looked at.

I’m lucky this time, although I have to cut down the amount of tea I drink, but if it was more serious it can’t be treated without finding out.

Anyway, I hope you’re all ok but if you’re not, please try and get help.

An unusually serious Fiddles. "

You mean we’re not supposed to let strangers examine us? Oh….

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By *ecky and justCouple
43 weeks ago

Godalming

Had my PSA scores checked regularly for the last few years.

Physical exam when needed.

Apparently, regular masturbation and bum sex has given me a very healthy prostate..!

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By *orny PTMan
43 weeks ago

Peterborough

'Tis better to let a well meaning, well educated stranger to dig around that hole: than have another spade wielding one, digging even deeper in the local bone yard.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
43 weeks ago

Sheffield

When I had mine done, I shook hands with the urologist and noticed he had fingers like bananas!

Gulp, thought I, but he was as gentle as gentle could be.

Get it checked chaps, it could save your life!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"I’ve just had a doctor explore an orifice that ordinarily a stranger wouldn’t.

In that I’ve just had my prostate checked, thankfully it seems blood tests and the physical examination point to there being nothing too nefarious going on, and I feel very relieved to hear it.

What’s my point, half the stress with our ailments is down to not knowing and catastrophising, I urge any of you, if you feel there’s something wrong get it looked at.

I’m lucky this time, although I have to cut down the amount of tea I drink, but if it was more serious it can’t be treated without finding out.

Anyway, I hope you’re all ok but if you’re not, please try and get help.

An unusually serious Fiddles. "

A friends cock is much nicer, the doc never calls me anyway.

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By *orny-DJMan
43 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Absolutely, nine times out of ten the blood test will sort it out, failing that the finger test do it, I did and it saved me a lot of bother

Yeah. Blood test first. Don’t always have to have the finger up the bum "

I'm having my blood tests next week. Really hoping to avoid being given the finger though.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
43 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh Fiddles, To be your Dr.

Well done for spreading your cheeks and spreading awareness

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

It was a cute lady doctor who fingered my bum. She used so much lube I hardly even felt her do it.

All in all a perfectly pleasant experience. 9/10, would do it again.

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By *unlovin72Man
43 weeks ago

BARNSLEY


"I’ve just had a doctor explore an orifice

that ordinarily a stranger wouldn’t.

In that I’ve just had my prostate checked, thankfully it seems blood tests and the physical examination point to there being nothing too nefarious going on, and I feel very relieved to hear it.

What’s my point, half the stress with our ailments is down to not knowing and catastrophising, I urge any of you, if you feel there’s something wrong get it looked at.

I’m lucky this time, although I have to cut down the amount of tea I drink, but if it was more serious it can’t be treated without finding out.

Anyway, I hope you’re all ok but if you’re not, please try and get help.

An unusually serious Fiddles. "

I am having health issues at the moment which point towards the prostate but I hate my GP and the thought of him sticking his finger up me to check makes me cringe does anyone know if any organisations other than gp's which will check down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Good on you and good on you for spreading awareness as well as your cheekies

Same with women with smears, better to get checked and catch anything early.

Miss S x

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By *HE ONLY PLAN IS NO PLANMan
43 weeks ago

Westmidlands

Glad all is well My Freind

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By *RWoodyCouple
43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Dr Fiddles - well done on awareness spreading

I've got to be honest, I saw the title, saw you as the author and thought there was a punchline imminent

Nice work Fiddles.

J xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
43 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve just had a doctor explore an orifice

that ordinarily a stranger wouldn’t.

In that I’ve just had my prostate checked, thankfully it seems blood tests and the physical examination point to there being nothing too nefarious going on, and I feel very relieved to hear it.

What’s my point, half the stress with our ailments is down to not knowing and catastrophising, I urge any of you, if you feel there’s something wrong get it looked at.

I’m lucky this time, although I have to cut down the amount of tea I drink, but if it was more serious it can’t be treated without finding out.

Anyway, I hope you’re all ok but if you’re not, please try and get help.

An unusually serious Fiddles.

I am having health issues at the moment which point towards the prostate but I hate my GP and the thought of him sticking his finger up me to check makes me cringe does anyone know if any organisations other than gp's which will check down there?"

The blood test is the first line, request one of those.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
43 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Thanks everybody for your posts and for those who are suffering or who have loved ones who are ailing with whatever, then I wish you the best.

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