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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing the biscuit barrel empty or worse still just some rich tea left in it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

You made me check my cup.

To the kettle I go

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By *NewBNWOMan
over a year ago

back

When your favs aren't online or haven't messaged back yet & you're just waiting idly for them

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Not a disappointment at all, it just means it’s time for another brew.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I just went for my last sip/glug... bloody tea bags split...mouthful of that... ruined my day for sure....

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

When you think it's Friday but it's still only Thursday.

Worst. Thing. Ever.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know when you feel a massive sneeze coming on and you brace yourself for expulsion and then……absolutely nothing

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Going to the sweetie cupboard and finding the kids have cleaned it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to use the milk and there’s only a thimble full left so I have to go through all the trouble of opening another. Life’s hard sometimes.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

When you get the lube & wipes ready for a cheeky wank & the internet is slow/ buffering hahaha

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

When you run out of milk before you run out of cookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the cash machine and there's only 38p in your account

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Possibly not heartbreaking, rather panic inducing: When you reach for the toilet roll and there’s none left….

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "
looking at the time and you still have hours left before you finish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a disappointment at all, it just means it’s time for another brew. "

Silver linings. I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No green left in the bag

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "
while read a good book,,, drinking tea and then find you have eaten the last jaffa cake without realising

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you pour the milk from the carton into your tea and it falls out in a lump like cottage cheese into the cup

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Go for walk and spots with rain when setting out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you feel a massive sneeze coming on and you brace yourself for expulsion and then……absolutely nothing "

Or you get that sneeze and you wet yourself a little and got to go change!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the fridge and your creme egg has been taken.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time "

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking. "

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do"

Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do

Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us "

He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the PS5 pad is out of charge and the charging wire isnt quite long enough to reach the comfy chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do

Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us "

Make me! *Runs away with appendage flapping side to side*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do

Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us

He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars."

She knows

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? looking at the time and you still have hours left before you finish "

I’m not complaining. I like that you take forever to finish, Fred

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do

Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us

He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars.

She knows "

Those urban cougas are the worst

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do

Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us

He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars."

Having seen Joe in action, I can attest to this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When the bus driver doesn't tell you the bus is on detour and you have a 10 minute walk, carrying a heavy bag of shopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you go to the fridge and your creme egg has been taken. "

Is this in work or at home?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When he cums then says I'm done and gets up to make a drink

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"When you go to the fridge and your creme egg has been taken.

Is this in work or at home? "

Anywhere surely is a massive crime!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "

When you get a fab message notification and it's about your site supporter pass.

When you get an email from the national lottery saying 'we have news about your ticket' and you've won £2.40.

When you drop an uninsured £500 mobile in a canal (yep - not gonna forget that anytime soon).

When you wake up getting a blowjob, but then you realise that you haven't actually woken up yet, it's all a dream, and when you fling back the covers you see Donald Trump staring back at you.

When you run out of cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time

The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.

Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do

Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us

He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars.

She knows

Those urban cougas are the worst "

Such a wind-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go to the fridge and your creme egg has been taken.

Is this in work or at home? "

At home

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you're on shift and look at the clock thinking it's nearly home time and realising you've still a million hours to go!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly not heartbreaking, rather panic inducing: When you reach for the toilet roll and there’s none left…. "

Lock down was like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No green left in the bag"

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "

Go to the tv and find football replaced eastenders.. Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I forgot to put porch light on for when returning home

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"When I forgot to put porch light on for when returning home "

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Same here: I fumble endlessly looking for my key and then dither and thwart in my attempts to insert the key, furiously looking for the keyhole as if I'm scouring for the ever-elusive clitoris.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day?

When you get a fab message notification and it's about your site supporter pass.

When you get an email from the national lottery saying 'we have news about your ticket' and you've won £2.40.

When you drop an uninsured £500 mobile in a canal (yep - not gonna forget that anytime soon).

When you wake up getting a blowjob, but then you realise that you haven't actually woken up yet, it's all a dream, and when you fling back the covers you see Donald Trump staring back at you.

When you run out of cheese. "

You only had that dream because you ate all the cheese before bed.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"No green left in the bag

? "

I m guessing it means he's ran out of

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"When I forgot to put porch light on for when returning home

•

Same here: I fumble endlessly looking for my key and then dither and thwart in my attempts to insert the key, furiously looking for the keyhole as if I'm scouring for the ever-elusive clitoris."

Same here, had to wait till Dawn to find my house

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs

What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "

We’ve actually run out of coffee. I mean, there’s no coffee in the house. Heartbreak and despair!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When you make yourself a cup of tea and then get distracted. Then your spot your cold cup of tea, sat lonely and forlorn. You could kick yourself!!

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