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By *usman 199 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Stockport

Any other quotes a British person could relate to. Afternoon everyone

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Bang and the dirt is gone!

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By *exymarvelMan
43 weeks ago

cardiff

The milky bars are on me

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By *usman 199 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Stockport

"Bang and the dirt is gone! "

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By *estmids71Man
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

??You do the shake and vac and put the freshness back??

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
43 weeks ago

Hell

BUS WANKERS

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
43 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

You don't get anything for a pair....not in this game

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"You turn if you want to, the Lady's not for turning!"

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By *heel markMan
43 weeks ago

beside the sea

Every little helps..

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By *heel markMan
43 weeks ago

beside the sea

Every little helps..

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

You plonker!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
43 weeks ago

Hell

The ginger Jerry Hall!

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By *melie LALWoman
43 weeks ago

Peterborough

"??You do the shake and vac and put the freshness back??"

Oldies are the besties

A finger of fudge is just enough...

Beanz meanz heinz

Charlie says...

We're with the Woolwich...

Every penny counts...

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By *eachcplCouple
43 weeks ago

blackpool/preston/normandy france

It's all down to brexit. Any excuse for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I’m a secret lemonade drinker…

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You buy one, you get one free. I said -YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You cant beat a bit of Bully

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By *cottish guy 555Man
43 weeks ago

London

You started it.

No we didn't.

Yes you did. You invaded Poland.

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

"You buy one, you get one free. I said -YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!!"

Bogof

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By *onnynclaireCouple
43 weeks ago

Reading

To me

To you

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

DISGUSTANG!

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By *onnynclaireCouple
43 weeks ago

Reading

Fork handles

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By *rRiosMan
43 weeks ago

dublin

Ohhhhh yessss - Churchill

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By *olfandtazCouple
43 weeks ago

Bristol

With these Ferrero Roche you are really spoiling us.

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

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By *dnmartinMan
43 weeks ago

Hounslow

Hazelnut in every bite

It is but a scratch

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By *onnynclaireCouple
43 weeks ago

Reading

Milky Way magic stars. They’re yummy in your tummy

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play

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By *host63Man
43 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Harpic Clean round the bend

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By *onnynclaireCouple
43 weeks ago

Reading

One sheet!

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By *r and Mrs CACACouple
43 weeks ago

congleton

Nice to see you, to see you……!

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By *onnynclaireCouple
43 weeks ago

Reading

Ohhh matron

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
43 weeks ago

Sheffield

Whatever you do, don't mention.....

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By *onnynclaireCouple
43 weeks ago

Reading

You’re only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!!

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By *ndycoinsMan
43 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

You stupid boy.

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By *estmids71Man
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"You cant beat a bit of Bully"

I assume you mean the darts programme and not the Wolves legend!!!!

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Don’t tell him your name, Pike

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Trust a trader...

Dot com

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By *estmids71Man
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I've started so I'll finish....

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Brace yourself Rodney

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

Oh I'm a secret lemonade drinker !!!

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By *estmids71Man
43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Brace yourself Rodney"

You Plonker!!!

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By *sWyldWoman
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm still waiting for the hot Autoglass guy to come "inject his special resin"

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
43 weeks ago

newport

A hazelnut in every bite

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By *andy CanesWoman
43 weeks ago

south

Snickers-Your Not You When Your Hunger

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

You are the weakest link... goodbye

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By *ir SupremacyMan
43 weeks ago

Bolton

Do the shake and vac...put the freshness back .

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

You know when you’ve been Tango’d

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By *ooBulMan
43 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Finger Of Fudge?

Sorry, but North American candy/chocolate is shit!!!!

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By *oppleWangerMan
43 weeks ago

Gods Country

0800 00 Ten Sixty Six

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By *inkywife1981Couple
43 weeks ago

A town near you

Juan sheet

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By *UFSWoman
43 weeks ago

belfast

Mister Sheen shines umpteen things clean

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Mister Sheen shines umpteen things clean "

Had no idea what was even said in that slogan until your post

I can finally rest.

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By *ndtheswingersMan
43 weeks ago

colchester

Should have gone to specsavers

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By *2000ManMan
43 weeks ago

Worthing

Don't mention the war!

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By *ustamanMan
43 weeks ago

weymouth

"Bang and the dirt is gone! "

Including your oven door, to many exploding glass oven doors to mention

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By *he Silver FuxMan
43 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

“Let's take a look at what you could have won”

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By *edGrayCouple
43 weeks ago

Swindon

"Fork handles"?

"NO.... FOUR CANDLES"!

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By *edGrayCouple
43 weeks ago

Swindon

"What have the Romans ever done for us"?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 01/02/24 22:54:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Bellies gonna get ya !!

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By *ndycoinsMan
43 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

They were the footprints of a giant hound.

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Bellies gonna get ya !!"

I hated that advert as a kid

Something about an oversized belly riding a motorbike creeped me out.

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By *entleman JayMan
43 weeks ago

Wakefield

As if by magic, a shop keeper appeared.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

You are awful………… but I like you

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By *ndycoinsMan
43 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"As if by magic, a shop keeper appeared. "

Mr Ben

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By *rafty500Man
43 weeks ago

limerick

I don't have a pot in which to piss

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Farnborough

….. and all because the lady loves Milk Tray

….. aahhh Bisto

….. reassuringly expensive! - Stella

….. because you’re worth it. - L’Oreal

….. have a break, have a Kitkat

….. ‘you’ve got an ology, you’re a scientist.

….. its finger licking good.

R xxx

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By *ndycoinsMan
43 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

Stop, look, listen.

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By *izzy.Woman
43 weeks ago

Stoke area

We are the wood preservation society.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Calm down dear, it’s only a commercial.

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By *jg83Man
43 weeks ago

BURNLEY

You buy one you get one free I say you but one you get one free (might be a northern thing lol)

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By *ndycoinsMan
43 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

'Clunk Click,every trip'.Mr Saville contributing something useful for once.....

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By *yn123Man
43 weeks ago

Caerphilly

Two world wars, one world cup.

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By *eeper ThanMan
43 weeks ago

Dartford

J R Hartley

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By *lan157Man
43 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

It's Friday . It's five to five . And it's .... !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
43 weeks ago

North West

Accrington Stanley - who are they?

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By *eeper ThanMan
43 weeks ago

Dartford

"Accrington Stanley - who are they?"

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By *iman2100Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Hazelnut in every bite

It is but a scratch"

Ah yes, squirrel shit - a hazelnut in every bite.

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

Exterminate!

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By *iman2100Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Were you truly wafted here from paradise?" she replies in a strong Cockney accent, "Nahh, Luton Airport!".

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By *ndycoinsMan
43 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

For mash get Smash.

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By *ilva69Man
43 weeks ago

stockport

Whitbread big head trophy bitter the pint that thinks it’s a quart

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By *yn123Man
43 weeks ago

Caerphilly

That's K - E - Y - N - S - H - A - M

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By *iman2100Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

"That's K - E - Y - N - S - H - A - M"

Horris Batchelor!

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By *itygamesMan
43 weeks ago

Let your fingers, do the walking

Yellow pages

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

The Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Calm down, dear, it’s only a commercial.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
43 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Karma will catch up with you

And give you everything you deserve

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By *exymarvelMan
43 weeks ago

cardiff

If you like alot of chocolate on your biscuit...... join our club

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

My name? Yes, it’s JR Hartley

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
43 weeks ago

west london

Do the shake n vac and bring the freshness back

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
43 weeks ago

west london

Stay sharp harp to the bottom of the glass

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You know when you've been Tango'd

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta chew

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

Oooh I were right about that saddle tho

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By *ittleJohn5Man
43 weeks ago

Wickham Market

Carlos fandangoes extra wide wheels

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By *ullyMan
43 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Any other quotes a British person could relate to. Afternoon everyone

Autoglass,

They are so keen to get to you too, on one occasion one of their vans literally crashed full throttle into the back of my new car while? I was at a red light, he was fully loaded with glass too so the impact was very herd, wrote off both vehicles.Apparently the last time he looked up from his notes the light was green so he accelerated?

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
43 weeks ago

Londontown

And all because the lady loves ......

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

Denim . For the man who doesn't have to try ..... Too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Denim . For the man who doesn't have to try ..... Too hard "

He still has to put some effort in though??

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've never met a nice South African

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By *orksRockerMan
43 weeks ago

Bradford

Carling..... Black label

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

We’ll have a lorra lorra laffs

If you liiiiike a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club

You’ll like this. Not a lot, but you’ll like it

Blobby blobby blobby blobby!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
43 weeks ago

Norwich

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

RUNAROUND!!!!!

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

Oooh I could crush a grape

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By *hinstrapMan
43 weeks ago

Barnsley

Gavin and his special resin...

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

CRACKERJACK !!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
43 weeks ago

Okehampton

Ronseal.. for the life of me I can’t remember what it does

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"And all because the lady loves ......"

Cocksnot up the fart pipe ?

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By *ootnootboopCouple
43 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Bang and the dirt is gone! "

Barry Scott

British institution that man

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By *ootnootboopCouple
43 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Ronseal.. for the life of me I can’t remember what it does "

Last time I used it it definitely wasn't "does what it says on the tin"

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
43 weeks ago

Launceston

"Oooh I could crush a grape"

Ooh I could rip a tissue!

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By *acksLamentMan
43 weeks ago

Wales

Accrington Stanley... Who are they?

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Accrington Stanley... Who are they?"

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Shit On It"

"Hello Bambinos"

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By *iman2100Man
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

The great smell if Brut

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Only the flakiest chocolate in the world

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By *agic johnsonMan
42 weeks ago

morden

"Oooh I could crush a grape

Ooh I could rip a tissue! "

Ooh I could jump off a dolls house !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate in the world "

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By *ermite12ukMan
42 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I only told you to blow the bloody doors off.

Do the shake & vac.

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By *andy 1Couple
42 weeks ago

northeast

flash

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Mints are meant to be like this lad( smashes table with mint) rock hard.

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By *he Bearded Rock GeekMan
42 weeks ago

Huthwaite

The red car and the blue car had a race

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By *agnar73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘It’s good, but it’s not right’

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By *agic johnsonMan
42 weeks ago

morden

Um bongo um bongo they drink it in de congo

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Because the lady loves milk tray

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