FabSwingers.com forum: Argh grrrr

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's all I want to say

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I concur

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I was going to get one of those but they're very dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

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Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For heavens sakes relax!!!....

Or you'll never get Tongue in Groove's head out.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a nurse and some forceps

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Champagne followed by a bit more and then red wine. No arrgghhhs or grrrrrs here.

We could all just have a mass scream - it's almost Thursday. Would that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's all I want to say

I take it ur in the middle of a spitroast right now..so I will translate for the others...

she said "harder"

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Has someone just hit their thumb with a hammer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh what a blooming day!!!

I could do with a long hard screw against the wall!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's all I want to say

I take it ur in the middle of a spitroast right now..so I will translate for the others...

she said "harder""

That's wishful thinking on my behalf paddy !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh what a blooming day!!!

I could do with a long hard screw against the wall!!! "
Closely followed by a screaming orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

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Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

"
3 pin pugs or butt plugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

Lol well you thought I was from Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

3 pin pugs or butt plugs?

Hey I'm having no pugs up my arse that's animal cruelty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

3 pin pugs or butt plugs?

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

Lol well you thought I was from Yorkshire

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Your fault for forgetting letters

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

3 pin pugs or butt plugs?

Both

"
*goes for a rumage in toolbox*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

3 pin pugs or butt plugs?

Both

*goes for a rumage in toolbox*

BIG butt plug if possible please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

3 pin pugs or butt plugs?

Both

*goes for a rumage in toolbox*

BIG butt plug if possible please

"
Hmmmmm what kinda fuse d'ya think we will need for the *coughs* appliance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall asleep and miss all the fun !!!! pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm what kinda fuse d'ya think we will need for the *coughs* appliance?

.... a very short fuse and stand well back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il take your grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and raise you an for fuck sake!

I'll raise you a "go fuck yourself"

Have you go a secret camera hidden behind my bedroom mirror?

I've got cameras everywhere

Don't talk to him , he has just called me an inbred

Has he?

The cheeky bugger! I am sure we can think of a suitable punishment

Whips and plugs spring to mind

3 pin pugs or butt plugs?

Both

*goes for a rumage in toolbox*

BIG butt plug if possible please

Hmmmmm what kinda fuse d'ya think we will need for the *coughs* appliance?

A dry one

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I will be a lady (for once) and ask Russ what HE would like. Im feeling nice for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be a lady (for once) and ask Russ what HE would like. Im feeling nice for a change.

fnar fnarrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be a lady (for once) and ask Russ what HE would like. Im feeling nice for a change.

Me thinks he is hiding

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will be a lady (for once) and ask Russ what HE would like. Im feeling nice for a change.

fnar fnarrr!

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Indeed Laine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to worry now

Squeaky bum time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't know can't leave you all alone for 5 mins can I??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know can't leave you all alone for 5 mins can I?? "
help there bullying me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't know can't leave you all alone for 5 mins can I?? "
Wasnt me- Rusty started it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know can't leave you all alone for 5 mins can I?? help there bullying me

You started it , inbred indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't start anything!! I'm innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't start anything!! I'm innocent

Yeah yeah I'm a virgin as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't start anything!! I'm innocent

Yeah yeah I'm a virgin as well

Right well from know on you'll be called Mary lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

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Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

My arse

your trouble makers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have the urge to flog someone!!!

Any volunteers ??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

My arse

your trouble makers

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No thats Laine.....shes a seductress of the best/worst kind you know.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have the urge to flog someone!!!

Any volunteers ?? "
Rusty.......he was too scared to post himself, in case you turned him down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the urge to flog someone!!!

Any volunteers ?? Rusty.......he was too scared to post himself, in case you turned him down

ermmm pardon me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the urge to flog someone!!!

Any volunteers ?? Rusty.......he was too scared to post himself, in case you turned him down

ermmm pardon me "

That's ok.... Bottom burps will be ignored, now just lay face down on my bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the urge to flog someone!!!

Any volunteers ?? Rusty.......he was too scared to post himself, in case you turned him down

ermmm pardon me

That's ok.... Bottom burps will be ignored, now just lay face down on my bench

Ermmm ok miss *gulp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

Hey femme, what does it mean if I keep tripping over my halo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

Hey femme, what does it mean if I keep tripping over my halo

You now have a hoola hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

Hey femme, what does it mean if I keep tripping over my halo

You now have a hoola hoop

I'm no good at that either

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

Hey femme, what does it mean if I keep tripping over my halo

You now have a hoola hoop

I'm no good at that either

Hula Hoop? Would a packet of Snaps do instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to have to put you all in the naughty cupboard

Put Rusty in 1st, moodycow and i are positively angelic.

Hey femme, what does it mean if I keep tripping over my halo

You now have a hoola hoop

I'm no good at that either

Hula Hoop? Would a packet of Snaps do instead?

You got any of them oh what do you call them , the prawn things that melt in mouth oh oh skips a packet of skips please

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