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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What we talking...

Bendy as an elastic band?

Or

Stiff as a plank of wood?

Do you wish you was more flexible?

Do you think it hinders you in the bedroom if you are not "that" flexible?

Miss S x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Stiff as a plank of wood

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I can still do the splits at 36 not as flexible as once was but I'm still pretty flexible

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I’m still pretty flexible - practice yoga quite a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flexible in the upper body, wood on the lower body (oo-er)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm pretty flexible but after a winter of hibernation I need to improve

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

I'm fairly flexible, even more so if I've had a backrub with my massage tool (it's a chiropractor implement, nothing filthy you dirty lot)

When I see a hot lady tho, part of me is as stiff as an old nun on Easter.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm hypermobile, I used to be very bendy, but not these days.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Kind of flexible. I can touch my toes. Quite good at erm... spreading my legs and really stretching out my body with my bum in the air. For a fat woman who quite likes sex I'd say I'm flexible, definitely.

I really should get back in to going to my friend's yoga shala in February.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not flexible at all. I’m very stiff

I can’t touch my toes no matter how hard I’ve ever tried. I’ve done yoga, and I’m not bad, but what I lack in flexibility, I make up in speed and agility and enthusiasm.

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse

I'm not too bad, but Ms. C. creaks as she moves. Definitely going to be replacing some joints before too long!

;-)

We've both found the exercises Tom Morrison (find him on your favourite social media platform) provides incredibly helpful.

Also I have started drinking a pint of WD40 everyday. It's got to work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am mid-flare-up from an health issue and very stiff and inflexible right now. Generally I think I could be a LOT better with my mobility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm ..I'm fairly flexible

But I'm more interested in folding her like a pretzel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can still do the splits at 36 not as flexible as once was but I'm still pretty flexible "

Impressive still!

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not now, nor have I ever been, very flexible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flexible in the upper body, wood on the lower body (oo-er)"

Now I'm trying to figure out if your bring rude

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flexible in the upper body, wood on the lower body (oo-er)

Now I'm trying to figure out if your bring rude

Miss S x"

I wasn't, but couldn't pass up the opportunity. My hip and hamstring mobility is non-existent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kind of flexible. I can touch my toes. Quite good at erm... spreading my legs and really stretching out my body with my bum in the air. For a fat woman who quite likes sex I'd say I'm flexible, definitely.

I really should get back in to going to my friend's yoga shala in February. "

Now that would be a look I'd want to see

You are not fat Meli!! You have a lovely body.

That sounds fun, I love a bit of yoga.

Miss S x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm pretty good at being folded up like a pretzel at least

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

I can touch my toes if that is flexible & I can meet most days of the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flexible in the upper body, wood on the lower body (oo-er)

Now I'm trying to figure out if your bring rude

Miss S x

I wasn't, but couldn't pass up the opportunity. My hip and hamstring mobility is non-existent "

It was inevitable someone would

Least you don't need to get into some questionable positions then I guess

Miss S x

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"What we talking...

Bendy as an elastic band?

Or

Stiff as a plank of wood?

Do you wish you was more flexible?

Do you think it hinders you in the bedroom if you are not "that" flexible?

Miss S x"

I can do a back bend but not a full split.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"What we talking...

Bendy as an elastic band?

Or

Stiff as a plank of wood?

Do you wish you was more flexible?

Do you think it hinders you in the bedroom if you are not "that" flexible?

Miss S x

I can do a back bend but not a full split."

Oh, and no one’s ever kicked me out of bed for missing out the full splits.

They just hold up the lower number scorecards.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

I can still wrap my legs round a guys neck if that counts as flexible

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

The Shire of Wilt

Stiff as a board but warmed up i can flex a little

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Stiff as a plank of wood "

That’s how he got into my knickers.

Maybe

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

I'm pretty flexible, I can get time off when I need to, Jayne less so as she works shifts.

Oh come on, someone had to do it lol

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By *agic johnsonMan
over a year ago

morden

My legs are Flexi from boxing but shoulders are fucked from jiu jitsu omoplata is a instant tap from me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stiff as a plank of wood

That’s how he got into my knickers.

Maybe "

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Very flexible can still do the splits at 57

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very flexible can still do the splits at 57 "

Wow!!

Do you practice or do yoga or anything?

Miss S x

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Very flexible can still do the splits at 57

Wow!!

Do you practice or do yoga or anything?

Miss S x"
no lot of gymnastics when I was younger

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Very flexible can still do the splits at 57

Wow!!

Do you practice or do yoga or anything?

Miss S x no lot of gymnastics when I was younger "

Vodka helps too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very flexible can still do the splits at 57

Wow!!

Do you practice or do yoga or anything?

Miss S x no lot of gymnastics when I was younger

Vodka helps too. "

Why? So you can't feel the pain?

Miss S x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Very flexible can still do the splits at 57

Wow!!

Do you practice or do yoga or anything?

Miss S x no lot of gymnastics when I was younger

Vodka helps too.

Why? So you can't feel the pain?

Miss S x"

Hic.

Yes

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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

I have Ehlers Danlos. I am essentially a human stretch toy.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I think I'm quite flexible, despite my humble age, probably not to the point of being a contortionist. I sometimes ask potential paramours how flexible they are: if they can bend their legs over my shoulder or wrap them around my neck then they have hit the mark with my flex-o-meter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do any day this week apart from Friday

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I can touch the floor with the palms of my hands. Would like to be more flexible though, still doing daily yoga with Adrienne.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"I have Ehlers Danlos. I am essentially a human stretch toy. "

Neuro diverse perks?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

I could be more flexible, but I have been left with recurring Sciatica after damaging my Sciatic nerve back in 2005 so it can “ping” just like that.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

very flexible im a gymnast,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'm quite flexible, despite my humble age, probably not to the point of being a contortionist. I sometimes ask potential paramours how flexible they are: if they can bend their legs over my shoulder or wrap them around my neck then they have hit the mark with my flex-o-meter. "

Thought legs over the shoulders/round the neck is a given

Miss S x

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"I could be more flexible, but I have been left with recurring Sciatica after damaging my Sciatic nerve back in 2005 so it can “ping” just like that."

The word 'ping' in that context is horrifying

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I think I'm quite flexible, despite my humble age, probably not to the point of being a contortionist. I sometimes ask potential paramours how flexible they are: if they can bend their legs over my shoulder or wrap them around my neck then they have hit the mark with my flex-o-meter.

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Thought legs over the shoulders/round the neck is a given

Miss S x"

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Noted.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have Ehlers Danlos. I am essentially a human stretch toy. "

This is one of the sexiest posts I have ever read.

With all due sympathy for your condition

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By *agic johnsonMan
over a year ago

morden

I can do Tuesdays and Thursdays

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I used to be amazingly flexible but have rescinded on my yoga and stretching and have noticed I'm stiffening up-this winter

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I can do Tuesdays and Thursdays "

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm very bendy

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Hypermobile, reassuringly I got told I'll enjoy arthritis bc of it when I'm older.

So that's something to look forward to.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I can touch my toes?

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By *ohnny_nicecockMan
over a year ago

Cock Town


"I can do Tuesdays and Thursdays "

Damn it, I scrolled all the way down to make that joke and thought I'd got the chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Ehlers Danlos. I am essentially a human stretch toy. "

Oooft! Keep going, I'm almost there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very bendy"

I couldn't help but read this in Phoebe's voice from friends

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do Tuesdays and Thursdays

Damn it, I scrolled all the way down to make that joke and thought I'd got the chance!"

I got there first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have Ehlers Danlos. I am essentially a human stretch toy.

This is one of the sexiest posts I have ever read.

With all due sympathy for your condition "

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Like a brick lol

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

Bits of me bend and stretch and other bits don't. Im getting back into yoga in lieu of sex moves.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA

Used to be a gymnast and still pretty bendy. Particularly for my age! Rate limiting factor with some of the advanced Kama Sutra positions is a shoulder injury!

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I'm quite flexible, years of martial arts.

Can still almost do the splits, I can easily 0ut the palms on the floor with straight legs, and I'm comfy being on my knees then lying backwards so my back is on the floor too.

It does make for some fantastic sex when you're both flexible.. Many many happy times from exactly that.

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Not as flexible as I used to be but still enough to cope with most positions and situations in the bedroom.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Hypermobile, reassuringly I got told I'll enjoy arthritis bc of it when I'm older.

So that's something to look forward to. "

Aren't we lucky?

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