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By *usman 199 OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Stockport

Crumbs in the butter

Wet spoon in sugar

Must be a lot more

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Coffee granules in sugar and vice versa

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By *alcon77Man
43 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Using the jam knife in the butter/dairy spread so there's bits of red in the tub.

Not opening a window when you're boiling vegetables, so steam goes everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

My cooking.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
43 weeks ago

Stratford

Popping something back in the fridge/cupboard with 0.00032% of the contents still remaining

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top

Miss S x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
43 weeks ago

Stratford


"Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top

Miss S x"

Leave them to soak. The washing up fairy will do their job hopefully

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My mums cooking, thats a crime against humanity

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top

Miss S x

Leave them to soak. The washing up fairy will do their job hopefully "

Ok, I'm talking about they've already soaked for the night... It's the next morning

Miss S x

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By *luebell888Woman
43 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Soggy cornflakes down the plug hole.

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World

People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them!

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World

People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Toast sweat

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge. "

You love it Boo

Mr

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

You love it Boo

Mr "

Not that kind of filth I don't!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...

(God this is gross).

Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.

We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .

We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.

Are you glad I'm here?

.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

You love it Boo

Mr

Not that kind of filth I don't!"

I can see you licking the rim

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...

(God this is gross).

Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.

We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .

We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.

Are you glad I'm here?

."

That should have carried a trigger warning

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...

(God this is gross).

Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.

We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .

We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.

Are you glad I'm here?

.

That should have carried a trigger warning "

Soz

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By *2000ManMan
43 weeks ago

Worthing

Cupboard or fridge door not closed properly. Full rubbish bin, Crumbs, Butter knife wiped after use...in the butter container is the worst!

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World


"I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...

(God this is gross).

Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.

We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .

We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.

Are you glad I'm here?

."

Weevils won't harm you ha ha

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

You love it Boo

Mr

Not that kind of filth I don't!

I can see you licking the rim

Mr"

dirtbag

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

You love it Boo

Mr

Not that kind of filth I don't!

I can see you licking the rim

Mrdirtbag"

Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..

Mr

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Weevils won't harm you ha ha

"

Well, at that point we threw all the stuff in the cupboards away and scrubbed the whole flat.

We'd just reached "peak gross-out".

Took a lot to get there though .

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
43 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Running out of Branston Pickle.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

43 weeks ago

East Sussex

People who clean their teeth in the kitchen sink and don't clean it afterwards.

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By *elvet RopeMan
43 weeks ago

by the big field


"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them! "

Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement

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By *heGateKeeperMan
43 weeks ago

Stratford


"Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top

Miss S x

Leave them to soak. The washing up fairy will do their job hopefully

Ok, I'm talking about they've already soaked for the night... It's the next morning

Miss S x"

Still need a couple of hours

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By *loveturfMan
43 weeks ago

Your bedroom

A woman and man who can't cook

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By *ad NannaWoman
43 weeks ago

East London

Making popcorn and not cleaning up the splashed oil and escaped popcorn kernels.

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By *ad NannaWoman
43 weeks ago

East London

Pouring leftover tea into my washing up water.

Someone did this to me once and thought I shouldn't be annoyed.

How the fuck can you clean dishes in tea water.

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World


"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them!

Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement "

I'm a parent and I own a Bulldog, boundaries can be set trust me!

Firm but fair is the only way forward

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

You love it Boo

Mr

Not that kind of filth I don't!

I can see you licking the rim

Mrdirtbag

Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..

Mr "

I'm not going if you are!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
43 weeks ago

Stratford


"Pouring leftover tea into my washing up water.

Someone did this to me once and thought I shouldn't be annoyed.

How the fuck can you clean dishes in tea water."

Nanna can you explain the concept of washing up water

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By *ad NannaWoman
43 weeks ago

East London


"Pouring leftover tea into my washing up water.

Someone did this to me once and thought I shouldn't be annoyed.

How the fuck can you clean dishes in tea water.

Nanna can you explain the concept of washing up water "

If you go into the kitchen after dinner you'll find a woman elbows deep in a metal receptacle filled with hot soapy water and the dirty dishes.

Unless you have a dishwasher; which I don't, as I wanted the cupboard space instead.

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By *elvet RopeMan
43 weeks ago

by the big field


"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them!

Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement

I'm a parent and I own a Bulldog, boundaries can be set trust me!

Firm but fair is the only way forward "

Good luck with that- kids and dogs are compliant, the phrase ‘like herding cats’ is there for a reason

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World


"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them!

Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement

I'm a parent and I own a Bulldog, boundaries can be set trust me!

Firm but fair is the only way forward

Good luck with that- kids and dogs are compliant, the phrase ‘like herding cats’ is there for a reason "

I've owned cats too, still didn't have them putting their arses on my kitchen worktops!

Good luck with yours

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By *heGateKeeperMan
43 weeks ago

Stratford


"Pouring leftover tea into my washing up water.

Someone did this to me once and thought I shouldn't be annoyed.

How the fuck can you clean dishes in tea water.

Nanna can you explain the concept of washing up water

If you go into the kitchen after dinner you'll find a woman elbows deep in a metal receptacle filled with hot soapy water and the dirty dishes.

Unless you have a dishwasher; which I don't, as I wanted the cupboard space instead.

"

Oh so you’re referring to people who tip tea into the sink whilst you’re washing up

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Putting the frying pan just after you've cooked your eggs on the worktop

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By *ighlandguy007Man
43 weeks ago

inverness/Bournemouth

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Opening the fridge to find that there is no cheese, why do people go to the trouble of buying a fridge and then have no cheese in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top

Miss S x

Leave them to soak. The washing up fairy will do their job hopefully

Ok, I'm talking about they've already soaked for the night... It's the next morning

Miss S x

Still need a couple of hours "

Come on now

Miss S x

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
43 weeks ago

Leeds

Wet spoon in sugar or coffee drives me CRAZY

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Frying splatter on the cooker top and cupboards

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

You love it Boo

Mr

Not that kind of filth I don't!

I can see you licking the rim

Mrdirtbag

Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..

Mr

I'm not going if you are! "

Boo, you woundn't be able to help yourself, now you know that we are going, Happy is looking forward to seeing you, why im not sure, you cant disappoint her now can ya

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Maidstone

Plebs who don't have a nutmeg grater....!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Horsham

Not screwing the lids on jars, so the next person ends up with a lid in their hands and a broken jar on the floor.

Jammy things in cupboards, to booby trap the next person who opens the cupboard, has to sort the issue out.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
43 weeks ago

London

Using metal on non stick pans.

Blunt knives.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Horsham

Cutting things up in a non stick frying pan, and damaging the non stick coating.

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By *ascaIMan
43 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Not having your chocolate in the fridge!

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By *a LunaWoman
43 weeks ago

South Wales

Cooking fish in the microwave.

The smell. The smell!!

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By *udding RoseWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Wet spoon in sugar or coffee drives me CRAZY "

OMG that's the worst of all!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

43 weeks ago

East Sussex

The worst crime against kitchens is my dad's kitchen the day before his cleaner goes in.

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World


"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.

You love it Boo

Mr

Not that kind of filth I don't!

I can see you licking the rim

Mrdirtbag

Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..

Mr

I'm not going if you are!

Boo, you woundn't be able to help yourself, now you know that we are going, Happy is looking forward to seeing you, why im not sure, you cant disappoint her now can ya "

I'll go again now I know the better half of the couple is going

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Central

Cross contamination of any type

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
43 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Not rinsing off dishes before washing!

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By *ympho6969Woman
43 weeks ago

glasgow

Pouring the milk in the bowl before the cereal

Pineapple on pizza

Milky tea or coffee

Most importantly, cleaning the bread knife. No, just no.

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By *olfandtazCouple
43 weeks ago

Bristol

When kids cook and leave mess all over the place

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

My X wife was like a ninja in the kitchen

One chip could kill ya

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By *agic johnsonMan
43 weeks ago

morden

Chop

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By *oastal1968Man
43 weeks ago

London

Wanking in the mayo.

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By *heel markMan
43 weeks ago

beside the sea


"Cooking fish in the microwave.

The smell. The smell!! "

I once forgot to defrost my dogs frozen tripe so stuck it in the microwave.. it defrosted it alright but the smell was horrendous, stunck my flat out for days.

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

carluke

Running out of coffee. Should be a capital offence!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Cat on the worktop

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By *estarossa.Woman
43 weeks ago

Flagrante

Leaving empty packets in the cupboard.

Not being psychic, they then get missed off the shopping list, only to be needed and then I have to go and replace them at a later date!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"The worst crime against kitchens is my dad's kitchen the day before his cleaner goes in. "

I like the use of the words “goes in”, it conjures up images of a crack SWAT team.

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By *udding RoseWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

People putting empty sweets wrappers back in the sweet box......throw the wrappers in the bin ffs!!!! Drives me mad!!

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By *obilebottomMan
43 weeks ago

All over


"People putting empty sweets wrappers back in the sweet box......throw the wrappers in the bin ffs!!!! Drives me mad!! "

I do that sometimes but only because I keep going till all sweets are gone

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By *otuseater11Man
42 weeks ago

IRVINE

Putting the empty milk carton back into the fridge and opening a new one

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West

Blunt kitchen knives.

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