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From the Office of Pope Francis I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Re: Your request for a Papal Visit:

To the people and government of the Falkland Islands,

Request Denied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a bad man Wishmeister.....

Funny as fuck.... But baaaaad....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Re: Your request for a Papal Visit:

To the people and government of the Falkland Islands,

Request Denied!

"

PS - We're coming to get you...

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By *andWnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Maybe now they have a Pope they will stop going on about the islands

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

He has a kind face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe now they have a Pope they will stop going on about the islands"

Oh I think you can rely on them to do the complete opposite...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"He has a kind face "

I didnt warm to him yesterday for some reason...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"He has a kind face

I didnt warm to him yesterday for some reason..."

give him a wee cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has a kind face "

Like Jim Bowen

super,smashing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Corned beef sandwich anyone?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"He has a kind face

Like Jim Bowen

super,smashing"

don't carry Farah slacks as well as Jim tho

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Without me looking it up, whose going to tell me why he is called Francis 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe now they have a Pope they will stop going on about the islands"

But will that stop Sean Penn?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A little known fact is the white smoke that comes out to signify a new Pope has been chosen is actually the old Pope being burnt. This was the first time a Pope has had to burnt alive.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little known fact is the white smoke that comes out to signify a new Pope has been chosen is actually the old Pope being burnt. This was the first time a Pope has had to burnt alive.

True story. "

I feel a whole new film script coming on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos he is a Mule !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is "reported" that he has said he would like the Falklands to "once again" be part of Argentina (they have NEVER been Argentinian)

What is true is that is no fan of the Argentinian leader Christina Kurchner or her late husband when he was leader.

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!


"Without me looking it up, whose going to tell me why he is called Francis 1"

he chose the name Francis in honour of Saint Francis of Assisi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without me looking it up, whose going to tell me why he is called Francis 1

he chose the name Francis in honour of Saint Francis of Assisi"

Each pope takes the name of a saint.

Francis of Assisi was a Jesuit

Jesuits are a very humble non materialistic branch of the church

Pope Francis is also the first ever Jesuit pope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Pope Francis 1st and Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI both eventually living within the walls of the Vatican City, will that see the opening of St Peter's Square's first "Frankie and Benny's"?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Reminds me of this one.

Bloke goes to Rome to see the Pope, knocks on the door of the Vatican and says to the Swiss guard "I'm a good catholic and have come all the way from Britain to see the Pope" Swiss guard says "you can't just knock on the door, you need to have an audience, an appointment" Bloke says "oh come on I've come all the way from Britain" and bungs the guard a tenner.

Guard pulls the bloke through the door and says "listen, the Pope died this morning and the news isn't out so bugger off and don't say a word to anyone"

Bloke goes back to Britain and tells his mate "get into Ladbrookes and put your life savings on the Pope dying this week

A couple of days later the headlines are all about the death of the Pope, and the bloke is in the pub buying drinks all round, in walks his mate with a long face, what's up, have you not picked up your winnings yet? says the bloke. His mate says "I didn't win, I............

had a double with the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Better told than written but hey ho.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I am not at all religeous, I liken it to people like David Icke as per the other thread and give religeous leaders the same credibility! But I have been watching events and I have just one question....

Does burning piles of illegal child pornography create white or black smoke?

Just so we know....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I want to show my support for the new Pope by making a donation to the Vatican.

Does anyone know his PayPal details?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without me looking it up, whose going to tell me why he is called Francis 1"

He is a Status Quo fan... Saint Rick was his preference, but sounded chavvy

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By *awty nannaWoman
over a year ago

sheffield


"With Pope Francis 1st and Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI both eventually living within the walls of the Vatican City, will that see the opening of St Peter's Square's first "Frankie and Benny's"?"

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