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By *nplainsight200 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

portsmotuh

Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

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By *hunky GentMan
35 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

And automatic

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
35 weeks ago

in Lancashire

A void sawn offs..

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By *ndycoinsMan
35 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Eject,non eject,ventilated rib.Dont mention the Fore end.

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By *illan-KillashMan
35 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face"

Pump action repeater?

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By *ndycoinsMan
35 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

Pump action repeater?"

"Pump action yoghurt rifle", Finchy, The Office.

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By *iss My AxeMan
35 weeks ago

Durham


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face"

Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does

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By *nplainsight200 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

portsmotuh

lol! It gets worse..

High ribbed, beaded fore end!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
35 weeks ago

Hell


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does "

Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once

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By *iss My AxeMan
35 weeks ago

Durham


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does

Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once "

Accidentally tasered myself too

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

You’ll shoot your eye out kid!

*one for the film geeks.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
35 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

You just reminded me, I need to throttle my ch0ke

C

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By *ighlandguy007Man
35 weeks ago

Bournemouth/inverness

3 shot automatic magnum multi ch*ke

Of fac 8 shot lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face"

Um... why do you need a shotgun?

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By *ndycoinsMan
35 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Just looked at an 1853 percussion rifle, "missing trapdoor in butt".

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By *ovechix69Man
35 weeks ago

north shields

Currently have a

Remington 1100 bit of a old girl

Frenchi affinity 3 in brass

And a up and over of Spanish origin

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By *chupforitMan
35 weeks ago

Peterborough

You really need a pair of purdies over under. If you can afford them.

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By *olfandtazCouple
35 weeks ago

Bristol


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does

Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once

Accidentally tasered myself too "

How on earth did you manage to tazer yourself?

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By *2000ManMan
35 weeks ago

Worthing

Bfg 9000 a la Doom.

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By *iss.ddWoman
35 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I'm a big fan of a nice long side by side with firm wood and a bit of blueing.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

You should get a GAU 8 avenger

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By *ingerSpiceBombCouple
35 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

Shall I list my collection?

I think you would be surprised

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By *iss.ddWoman
35 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle


"Shall I list my collection?

I think you would be surprised "

Ditto

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By *ndycoinsMan
35 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

The cops keep threatening me with with a monitored alarm requirement if I buy any more.

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By *ingerSpiceBombCouple
35 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

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By *ingerSpiceBombCouple
35 weeks ago

Bedfordshire


"Shall I list my collection?

I think you would be surprised

Ditto "

Be an interesting comparison

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Farnborough

Don’t forget you can get a semi!! … as in semi automatic .. but I know what you were thinking! Xx

Random fact … did you know John Moses Browning patented both the semi automatic and pump action xx

R xx

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By *imbo59seMan
35 weeks ago

North Norfolk


"Don’t forget you can get a semi!! … as in semi automatic .. but I know what you were thinking! Xx

Random fact … did you know John Moses Browning patented both the semi automatic and pump action xx

R xx"

I did actually.....and they're both crap!

Did you know that both the Gunmark Kestrel 10 bore and 8 bore are made as the same gun......just that the 8 bore is bore'd out, therefore having thinner barrel tubes!

I'll go and bore someone else now, shall I

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By *iss My AxeMan
35 weeks ago

Durham


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does

Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once

Accidentally tasered myself too

How on earth did you manage to tazer yourself? "

Long story short......

On the original Taser model there was a cartridge in the front which fires wires out with barbs on which stick in to whoever you're aiming at, and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires. If you miss your shit you had to turn the taser off, take the cartridge off, out a new one on, turn the taser back on and fire again.

I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front of the taser to change the cartridge, and it was at this moment that I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this as it was sparking into my hand......

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By *iss My AxeMan
35 weeks ago

Durham


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does

Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once

Accidentally tasered myself too

How on earth did you manage to tazer yourself?

Long story short......

On the original Taser model there was a cartridge in the front which fires wires out with barbs on which stick in to whoever you're aiming at, and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires. If you miss your shit you had to turn the taser off, take the cartridge off, out a new one on, turn the taser back on and fire again.

I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front of the taser to change the cartridge, and it was at this moment that I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this as it was sparking into my hand......"

*Miss your shot. I appear to have lost the ability to type today

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By *olfandtazCouple
35 weeks ago

Bristol


"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..

“Over and Under”

“side by side”

“Single barrel”

“Bolt action”

I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face

Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does

Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once

Accidentally tasered myself too

How on earth did you manage to tazer yourself?

Long story short......

On the original Taser model there was a cartridge in the front which fires wires out with barbs on which stick in to whoever you're aiming at, and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires. If you miss your shit you had to turn the taser off, take the cartridge off, out a new one on, turn the taser back on and fire again.

I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front of the taser to change the cartridge, and it was at this moment that I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this as it was sparking into my hand......"

Sounds like something I would do

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By *warf with a mulletMan
22 weeks ago

barry


"Don’t forget you can get a semi!! … as in semi automatic .. but I know what you were thinking! Xx

Random fact … did you know John Moses Browning patented both the semi automatic and pump action xx

R xx"

He didn't invent the pump action but did refine it, also had a huge part in moder over and unders

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By *lik and PaulCouple
22 weeks ago

Flagrante

Don't forget to oil the barrel and receiver.

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By *ddie1966Man
22 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Try something more precision and un forgiving.

May I suggest a sub 12ftlb air rifle.?

Maybe an ISP Airstream Mk4 with an FT ffp Leup on top?

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By *warf with a mulletMan
22 weeks ago

barry


"Try something more precision and un forgiving.

May I suggest a sub 12ftlb air rifle.?

Maybe an ISP Airstream Mk4 with an FT ffp Leup on top?"

Maybe a 1980s hw77 with open sights

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By *r X46Man
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Rim fire?

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By *r X46Man
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Large bore?

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By *aters139Man
22 weeks ago

Sheffield

Just don't forget to cock it before you try to unload.

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By *aters139Man
22 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Try something more precision and un forgiving.

May I suggest a sub 12ftlb air rifle.?

Maybe an ISP Airstream Mk4 with an FT ffp Leup on top?"

Webley stingray carbine with a hawke 9 x 50AO up top for me

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Spud Gun

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By *warf with a mulletMan
22 weeks ago

barry


"Try something more precision and un forgiving.

May I suggest a sub 12ftlb air rifle.?

Maybe an ISP Airstream Mk4 with an FT ffp Leup on top?

Webley stingray carbine with a hawke 9 x 50AO up top for me

"

Real stingray or Turkish model

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