FabSwingers.com forum: Your opening line at a Fab social?

By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

Me: "Sorry about the superhero costume, I'd hoped you might like it!"

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By *lder.Woman
46 weeks ago

Not Local

Hello. Are you them.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”

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By *andy CanesWoman
46 weeks ago

candy cane lane

"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
46 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Hi. I'm Prey

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By *parkle1974Woman
46 weeks ago

Leeds

"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”"

.and guys wonder where things go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Show us your cock / tits delete as appropriate!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hi Julie, sorry Marie, nope. Jenny??? Lisa,Debbie???? … ffs which one are you?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
46 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Introduce yourself

Coffee or tea !

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Fuck.. I am off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hello. Are you them. "

(the awkward establishing each other bit)

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Hello, yes yes I’m Felix. I’m sorry. Oh that, yes! I’m sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi. I'm Prey

..."Hey....You said you'd eaten earlier. I'm not dessert am I?"

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By *heGateKeeperMan
46 weeks ago

Stratford

You might know me from such threads as…..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
46 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Hi. I'm Prey

..."Hey....You said you'd eaten earlier. I'm not dessert am I?"

That is not a common thing for me to say

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By *ools and the brainCouple
46 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I don't know how to put this,but I'm kind of a big deal"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi Julie, sorry Marie, nope. Jenny??? Lisa,Debbie???? … ffs which one are you? "

That's the problem of having to many socials.....Why and how are you getting so many!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

""I don't know how to put this,but I'm kind of a big deal"

Me: "It's okay, I brought a full deck with me. Let's play.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
46 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

""I don't know how to put this,but I'm kind of a big deal"

People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

""I don't know how to put this,but I'm kind of a big deal"

People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Haha. I want a room that smell of mahogany.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi. I'm Prey

..."Hey....You said you'd eaten earlier. I'm not dessert am I?"

That is not a common thing for me to say

So your first action would be giggling madly on the floor. I'd step over you politely as possible and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss...

Nah, not really

Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"You might know me from such threads as….."

Oh do cork it!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss...

Nah, not really

Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was

Miss S x"

Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss...

Nah, not really

Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was

Miss S x"

I assumed this meant a fourm social I don't know why, my bad

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hi... Guess who i am!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hello."

.....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss...

Nah, not really

Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was

Miss S x

Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window.

Not sure what your insinuating

Miss S x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
46 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Hi... Guess who i am!! "

(To be said in a west country accent)

"The bird with the nice arsssse"

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By *eroLondonMan
46 weeks ago

Mayfair

Good evening I'm "Nero", how do you do? Pleased to meet you.

Or sometimes quite simply "Hi, how do you do?".

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Gotcha ….

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By *hortarseWoman
46 weeks ago

Norfolk

Hi I'm down here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi... Guess who i am!! "

...So you'd be in that profile pic pose at time of meeting you and saying that?.... In that case my reply would be. "Amoungst the most delicious bums on Fab in its history."

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By *heitaliandreamerMan
46 weeks ago

Northampton

Ciao bella...you are too beautiful to be on your own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi I'm down here

At least let me but you a drink first!

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands

So thats what you look like with your clothes on.

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By *cLovin2Man
46 weeks ago

Reading

"You might know me from such threads as….."

You might know me from such gangbangs as "50 guys on one horny slut" and "Robbin Hood; the more the merrier"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Good evening I'm "Nero", how do you do? Pleased to meet you.

Or sometimes quite simply "Hi, how do you do?"."

That's my approach too. Do you also sleep alone that night?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hiya, I'm mark me. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"You might know me from such threads as…..

You might know me from such gangbangs as "50 guys on one horny slut" and "Robbin Hood; the more the merrier"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hello.

.....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi

I'm not nobody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss...

Nah, not really

Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was

Miss S x

Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window.

Not sure what your insinuating

Miss S x"

No I would'nt really do that straight away. I'd buy you a tipple, natter and then escape out of the little boys room window.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hello.

.....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi

I'm not nobody. "

Indeed, You're a forumite... "Hello" it is then.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hello.

.....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi

I'm not nobody.

Indeed, You're a forumite... "Hello" it is then.

I can just see the response... "ummmm, yeahhhh, who are you again?".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hiya, I'm mark me. How are you?"

"I'm Mr Markerpen, where do want the marks?"

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Hi... Guess who i am!! "

As long as you back into the room with just your undercrackers on….

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By *ookie46Woman
46 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Hi I’m Cooooooooookie

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss...

Nah, not really

Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was

Miss S x

Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window.

Not sure what your insinuating

Miss S x

No I would'nt really do that straight away. I'd buy you a tipple, natter and then escape out of the little boys room window.

Still none the wiser but we'll leave it there

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hello.

.....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi

I'm not nobody.

Indeed, You're a forumite... "Hello" it is then.

I can just see the response... "ummmm, yeahhhh, who are you again?".

How could you ever be forgotten on here, you always join in the bantz.

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By *ildbillkidMan
46 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

You ever seen a guy hold half a dozen doughnuts with no hands?

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By *rlandoMan
46 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hi, I'm *insert real name*

I then proceed to talk to them for half an hour before we actually do the 'so who are you on Fab bit and go 'fuuuuuck, no way!!!!

It's happened a fair bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hi ...I'm Lycan

I didn't recognise you in clothes

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By *erome182Man
46 weeks ago

wakefield

"Can I make you a balloon?"

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
46 weeks ago

Londontown

Got to hit the group with a Joey "so, how you do'in?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"So thats what you look like with your clothes on."

For you, I would arrive in that bath towel. Even if what I was teasing beneath it was a significantly smaller on account of the winter weather.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

How was your day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi, I'm *insert real name*

I then proceed to talk to them for half an hour before we actually do the 'so who are you on Fab bit and go 'fuuuuuck, no way!!!!

It's happened a fair bit....

I think we both handled that situation like Fab pro's though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"How was your day"

"Long and hard" (It probably would have been though so not a suggestive reply)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex

Something overexcited and unintelligible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

""Can I make you a balloon?""

Now there's only one thing I can think of that could go wrong there.... You try and make her a seahorse, but realise you've taken a condom out of your pocket instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Something overexcited and unintelligible

...Just take a breath, compose yourself. Smile and say "I can't believe I'm meeting you in person".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ? "

If that has ever worked for you.... I'm trying to hard!!

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By *affron40Woman
46 weeks ago

manchester

I’m Lucy.. I mean Saff… I mean.. call me what you want

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex

"Something overexcited and unintelligible

...Just take a breath, compose yourself. Smile and say "I can't believe I'm meeting you in person".

But if I composed myself nobody would know who I am

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By *r SproutMan
46 weeks ago

the middle

Yes, it’s me

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Do you take it up the arsenal?"

of course it is not my opening line, but I know someone who scores a lot with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Also

-Hi I'm "inserts real name " also known as Falcon77..

I'd probably have to spell my real name...(my mum & dad came from other countries & decided to name me like sexually transmitted disease.

- Though I'm as English as beans on toast.)

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

First social?

‘Hello I’m one nervous Woman’

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By *andadbodMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hi there, thanks for agreeing to meet….. nice boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"You ever seen a guy hold half a dozen doughnuts with no hands?

You poor man. No hands. At least you've got no expensive subscriptions to porn sites. No need to, no hands.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
46 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Hi... Guess who i am!! "

‘After 16 years we finally meet…’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"First social?

‘Hello I’m one nervous Woman’

You're not wrong. Those nipples look tense to me. Don't worry, after a couple of drinks and jokes, they'll be relaxed and looking forward to getting tenser again later.

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By *a LunaWoman
46 weeks ago

South Wales

“I’m just going to prop up the bar”

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hi, how are you?" If I'm in front in the queue for drinks then it would be also include a what would you like to drink? x

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands

"So thats what you look like with your clothes on.

For you, I would arrive in that bath towel. Even if what I was teasing beneath it was a significantly smaller on account of the winter weather.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi... Guess who i am!!

‘After 16 years we finally meet…’

OMG! I remember you now! Wow. You sent me that photo of you years ago in a handstand position with a cucumber on the side table with a caption saying "I love salad!" Yeah I remember you. "Hi."

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By *oreplayNfuckingMan
46 weeks ago

llandrindod

"hello there"

A subtle cultural reference

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

You alright?

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"You alright?

Yes I can.

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

"You alright?

Yes I can.

You must be Beef then? Is that your partner over there doing the worm?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Hi we are *gives our real names*, we only use them names on fab for fun"

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands

"You alright?

Yeah, you're definitely that Willy Idol fella.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"You alright?

Yes I can.

You must be Beef then? Is that your partner over there doing the worm?"

I wish I could do the worm! I would just lie there and flap like a sad fish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"You alright?

That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

"You alright?

That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.

Save it for the social

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I was once sent a message that I had to pass on a kiss from to someone else. That was a surprisingly effective opening line

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By *odders88Man
46 weeks ago

Northampton

“I call my penis the iPhone charger…its white and not quite long enough…pleased to meet you”

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Alright? How's tha' doin'

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

"You alright?

Yeah, you're definitely that Willy Idol fella."

Mmmmm you must be Daizy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"I’m Lucy.. I mean Saff… I mean.. call me what you want

Would It be frowned upon to greet you as Saffalicious?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"You alright?

That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.

Save it for the social

But I couldn't, I don't know the answer. C'mon, spill it?

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By *agneto.Man
46 weeks ago

Bham

Are you that woman with the massive bazoonkas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Are you that woman with the massive bazoonkas?"

...Did that opening line work? Did her bazoonkas get .... Bazoookand?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Hi... Guess who i am!!

‘After 16 years we finally meet…’

Cheeky git

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi... Guess who i am!!

‘After 16 years we finally meet…’

Cheeky git

I'm very cheeky and into cheeks. (obviously the social would determine if I get into any cheeks) You might think me too cheeky and we'd have a cheek overload!

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By *agneto.Man
46 weeks ago

Bham

"Are you that woman with the massive bazoonkas?

...Did that opening line work? Did her bazoonkas get .... Bazoookand?

Turns out, it wasn't that woman with the massive bazoonkas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Are you that woman with the massive bazoonkas?

...Did that opening line work? Did her bazoonkas get .... Bazoookand?

Turns out, it wasn't that woman with the massive bazoonkas. "

...Oh no! You got Fab bloked!!

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By *ighlibidoCouple
46 weeks ago

Cheshire

Do we look like our fab photos?

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By *oxy RedWoman
46 weeks ago

Glasgow

Knock knock...

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

"You alright?

That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.

Save it for the social

But I couldn't, I don't know the answer. C'mon, spill it?

Ace of diamonds, King of hearts and 2 of spades left to right

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By *affron40Woman
46 weeks ago

manchester

"I’m Lucy.. I mean Saff… I mean.. call me what you want

Would It be frowned upon to greet you as Saffalicious? "

you can call me what you like.. I’ll answer to most things at a social!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Did I just fall deep into your eyes.. No it was the pool you fool.

Did I just walk into a gang bang cor what a cock fest...

Tits out all over the place.. Naked bodies.. Is this an Oasis

I was looking for a fanxy dress party but I am not sure as all naked.. Sorry to butt in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
46 weeks ago

North West

"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”"

At a social?! Golly-gosh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"You alright?

That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.

Save it for the social

But I couldn't, I don't know the answer. C'mon, spill it?

Ace of diamonds, King of hearts and 2 of spades left to right

That's a mind bender and a half. Even knowing the answer, I would'nt pose it. I couldn't remember the answer myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Fuck to the right..

Gang bang to the left... Which are you?

I got lost is this the politicians bar at Barmouth

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By *ee VianteWoman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It depends whether I fancy them or not

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By *oastofReadingMan
46 weeks ago

Reading

How do you like your toast in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"I’m Lucy.. I mean Saff… I mean.. call me what you want

Would It be frowned upon to greet you as Saffalicious?

you can call me what you like.. I’ll answer to most things at a social!"

Actually to keep referring to you as Saffalicious would be a bit of a mouthfull. I just call you Saff. It's sexy as it is anyway.

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By *uckowskiMan
46 weeks ago

edinburgh

So if I could just take a moment to explain my penile spines...

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By *ad NannaWoman
46 weeks ago

East London

Me again!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
46 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Someone mentioned cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"So if I could just take a moment to explain my penile spines..."

No, No... Explain those details later if she asks why it feels so ripply in her mouth! (A time and a place and all that)

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By *uckowskiMan
46 weeks ago

edinburgh

"So if I could just take a moment to explain my penile spines...

No, No... Explain those details later if she asks why it feels so ripply in her mouth! (A time and a place and all that)

More jaggy than ripply. I like to be uo front about such things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Someone mentioned cake?"

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog?

* true story

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
46 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Someone mentioned cake?

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

You had me at baker

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog?

* true story

Tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"How do you like your toast in the morning? "

Why would they be hungry for breakfast? They'd be fullfilled enough wouldn't they?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog?

* true story

Tart

100%

I’ve even got a badge

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By *estarossa.Woman
46 weeks ago

Flagrante

It wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Someone mentioned cake?

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

You had me at baker

...Where's baker? I didn't remember I'd had you there...

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog?

* true story

Tart

100%

I’ve even got a badge

From Blue Peter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"It wasn't me!"

Oh, so it was you that didn't turn up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog?

* true story

Tart

100%

I’ve even got a badge

From Blue Peter

Admin, Admin.... Sort these two a room out ffs!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog?

* true story

Tart

100%

I’ve even got a badge

From Blue Peter

Gold

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By *ervent X KissMan
46 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I was just trying these on, would you help me out of them please?

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By *estarossa.Woman
46 weeks ago

Flagrante

"It wasn't me!

Oh, so it was you that didn't turn up? "

I didn't say that!

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By *quirrel!Man
46 weeks ago

Nearby

"Hello. Are you them. "

Yes, I is them?

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By *estarossa.Woman
46 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Someone mentioned cake?

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

Master?

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By *quirrel!Man
46 weeks ago

Nearby

"Someone mentioned cake?

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

Master?"

Master of crumpets

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By *naswingdressWoman
46 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hi, I'm (real name), my username is _naswingdress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Someone mentioned cake?

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

Master?"

Stop it please. You'd witness better at a roadside cafe.

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By *estarossa.Woman
46 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Someone mentioned cake?

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

Master?

Stop it please. You'd witness better at a roadside cafe.

So not a master-baker then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Someone mentioned cake?

Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? .....

"Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."

Master?

Stop it please. You'd witness better at a roadside cafe.

So not a master-baker then?

I read that quickly, it read a bit like masturbator! ..... Only after midnight with a full moon present and in warewolf giuse.

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By *cLovin2Man
46 weeks ago

Reading

"“I’m just going to prop up the bar”

I'd rather you propped up my penis, can you get me a bag of crisps whilst you're there. No, ready salted is not a real bag of crisps. Prawn cocktail is where it's at!

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By *mf123Man
46 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Hey lazer lips your mamma was a snow blower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"“I’m just going to prop up the bar”

I'd rather you propped up my penis, can you get me a bag of crisps whilst you're there. No, ready salted is not a real bag of crisps. Prawn cocktail is where it's at!

No. Sorry, you've missed a trick there. "A packet of Monster Munch" is what you'd ask for!

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By *ovebbw80Man
46 weeks ago

bolton

Hi! I wonder if you could help, i am writing a book on the worst pick up lines ever used at a swingers social. Care to add your tupence into the mix?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"Hi! I wonder if you could help, i am writing a book on the worst pick up lines ever used at a swingers social. Care to add your tupence into the mix?"

Yes thankyou. I'll add it to my list.... Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"So...I'm working in your local area.."

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

Which way to the station

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

The emperor has no clothes and a shrinky winkie.

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By *agerMorganMan
46 weeks ago

Canvey Island

“I’m from Essex, I come in peace and I bring forth the holy cake”

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By *mf123Man
46 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

The secret is instinct you can tell by her eyes what she wants be confident enough to make assumptions and you will win more than lose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

"The emperor has no clothes and a shrinky winkie."

You're meeting the wrong man for a social then. I wear clothes to cover my not so shrinky winkie.

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By *SexiiiMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

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By *SexiiiMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Clothes...what are they for again..

Shall we take them off and find out? Lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
46 weeks ago

Belfast

I can only comment on someone else's opening line to me when we first met.

I said hello and she asked "Are you really nervous about meeting me?"

That told me more about her than anything else we discussed that evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hi, so I read a reference to a Dyson on your profile and would you like to prove it?….

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By *entlemanrogueMan
46 weeks ago

Motherwell

"I can only comment on someone else's opening line to me when we first met.

I said hello and she asked "Are you really nervous about meeting me?"

That told me more about her than anything else we discussed that evening."

I have had this, women saying , you seem or are you nervous, when really its them that is nervous. i suspect they are just wantingnme to say inam nervous, to make them feel better. I dont though i just tell them the truth.

my opening line at a social might be

Hello everyone, My name is Rogue and i am a kink/sexaholic. i am not here to be cured.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
46 weeks ago

London

Hi, I'm Veronica

(awkward silence)

…I guess I look better on my pics

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By *lark_KentMan
46 weeks ago

Northampton

Hello gorgeous, lovely to meet you

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By *ealitybitesMan
46 weeks ago

Belfast

"I can only comment on someone else's opening line to me when we first met.

I said hello and she asked "Are you really nervous about meeting me?"

That told me more about her than anything else we discussed that evening.

my opening line at a social might be

Hello everyone, My name is Rogue and i am a kink/sexaholic. i am not here to be cured.

I can guarantee you that this was not why she asked it.

She had a particular opinion of herself and was more used to people being grateful that she had taken the time to meet them.

She sees herself as a fab celeb.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Fancy a jelly baby?

I used to say, 'Hi, I'm Tina Titz,' but I found it pretty redundant, as even total strangers seemed to know who I am.

No autographs, mind

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I can only comment on someone else's opening line to me when we first met.

I said hello and she asked "Are you really nervous about meeting me?"

That told me more about her than anything else we discussed that evening.

my opening line at a social might be

Hello everyone, My name is Rogue and i am a kink/sexaholic. i am not here to be cured.

I can guarantee you that this was not why she asked it.

She had a particular opinion of herself and was more used to people being grateful that she had taken the time to meet them.

She sees herself as a fab celeb. "

That’s… nice for her

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Hi. I'm Prey

Is the love heart emoji also included in the opening line interaction? And would that be the equivalent of giving someone a hug?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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By *illan-KillashMan
46 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Hi, I'm Killan, pleased to meet you.

Never fails.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

There’s only one reason I would ever go to a forum social.

And I’m not saying what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Followed by me rambling absolute rubbish for the whole interaction, making it as awkward as possible until they leave. Probably.

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By *ltrMan
46 weeks ago

sheffield

If my last 3 social meets are anything to go by my first words are to the barman, looks like I've been let down

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By *aggonerMan
46 weeks ago

for a penny

Could you tell me where the toilet is?

Long journey.

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By *eroLondonMan
46 weeks ago

Mayfair

"There’s only one reason I would ever go to a forum social.

And I’m not saying what it is

•

She means Afternoon Tea. She's sooo bashfully unabashed.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

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By *illan-KillashMan
46 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"There’s only one reason I would ever go to a forum social.

And I’m not saying what it is

Hi, I'm Killan. very pleased to meet you.

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By *loscouplegl3Couple
46 weeks ago

Gloucester

‘Wow! What’s wrong with your nose!?! Can I lick it?’

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By *cLovin2Man
46 weeks ago

Reading

"Hi, I'm Veronica

(awkward silence)

…I guess I look better on my pics

Don't worry you look damn delicious,

Fancy a grope in the cloakroom? don't mind the assistant. He loves a 3 some.

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By *cLovin2Man
46 weeks ago

Reading

"There’s only one reason I would ever go to a forum social.

And I’m not saying what it is

It's the same reason we all go to them namely the sub standard buffet food after the orgy, with the whiff of guy who hasn't quite closed his dressing gown properly.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
46 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My reputation has preceeded me at several socials, so no introduction has been needed....

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By *ante1978Man
46 weeks ago

Northwich

No wonder you’ve never met anyone yet.

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By *agic johnsonMan
46 weeks ago

morden

Hi I'm _agic johnson , and yes my Johnson is magic !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hello. I'm sorry I'm late.

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By *eachcplCouple
46 weeks ago

blackpool/preston/normandy france

"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”"

Is it any wonder people don't want to meet. This site never used to be full of idiots. What's going wrong?

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By *stellaWoman
46 weeks ago

London

Ummmm hi aaaaagghhh hi I’m Estella and I’m better on text. But yeah, hi.

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