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By *aked_handyman001 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx"

It's a great service.

How much time do you waste though getting changed and unchanged when you need to nip to the van?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx

It's a great service.

How much time do you waste though getting changed and unchanged when you need to nip to the van?"

You’re assuming he doesn’t fully commit to it

He does a full force sprint towards your house so you won’t be embarrassed

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx

It's a great service.

How much time do you waste though getting changed and unchanged when you need to nip to the van?

You’re assuming he doesn’t fully commit to it

He does a full force sprint towards your house so you won’t be embarrassed"

that's fair enough then. I just want value for money if he's on a day rate

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Not when I’m swinging my 18oz hammer around

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Not when I’m swinging my 18oz hammer around "

He doesn't need a hammer

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
47 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

The thought of a naked handy man sawing wood instantly gives me health and safety concerns

That said in boxers and stell toe capoed work boots Phoar !

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Not when I’m swinging my 18oz hammer around

He doesn't need a hammer"

Would you work up a ladder knocking in nails naked? Absolutely not! I’ve dropped alsorts on my toes.

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx"

Splendid! I have a list of jobs I’d like you to ‘tackle’.

I have 20 x 2m metal poles that I want circular sawing in half. Lengthways.

I’d then like you to weld them all back together.

Then I want the whole apparatus coated in superglue and glitter.

I’ve also got some stuff I need dissolving in hydrochloric acid, but that’s covered (haha) in the day two briefing.

I’ll give £10 and a toffee crisp.

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By *aked_handyman001 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Not a big fan of toffee crisp??

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By *otrod66Man
43 weeks ago

Letterkenny


"Not a big fan of toffee crisp??"
well said lol

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By *ex HolesMan
43 weeks ago

Up North

Don’t get splinters in yer nutsack

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
43 weeks ago

chichester

I have done topless wall / ceiling painting / wall papering for an older neighbour once

Made his week seeing my boobs wobble in paste and paint

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By *onameyet2Man
43 weeks ago

chorley


"I have done topless wall / ceiling painting / wall papering for an older neighbour once

Made his week seeing my boobs wobble in paste and paint "

What a kind person you are, tits out for the dads eh

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Not a big fan of toffee crisp??"

Haha bravo sir.

Ok I’ll stretch to a yorkie and a weird head stroke while you work.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Central

Definitely needed, if the guy is great to enjoy looking at him. Tradies are fun!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
43 weeks ago

chichester


"I have done topless wall / ceiling painting / wall papering for an older neighbour once

Made his week seeing my boobs wobble in paste and paint

What a kind person you are, tits out for the dads eh "

I just have a couple dirty old sod neighbours that seem to love my boobs. In summer seeing me walk around in swimming costume and shorts

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By *rill PhilMan
43 weeks ago

Crediton

I thought about doing my job naked but, too many strimmers and bladed instruments involved!

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By *obilebottomMan
43 weeks ago

All over

I have lots of jobs on the go at home at the moment and had a few messaging asking if they can do it naked

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx"

been fucked by many

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By *sWyldWoman
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Can't help but think this is a health and safety nightmare

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By *agnar73Man
43 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx"

Fair play. I suppose you have a tool belt and that protects your, er tool when you’re building.

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By *aked_handyman001 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Kidderminster


"Hello fabbers I’m a handyman/builder been in the game 15 years I’m now offering a naked handyman services what do yous think to this service? Happy fabbing xx"

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