FabSwingers.com forum: Did you ever speak to a duck?

By *mf123 OP Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

What did you speak about?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

How it's nice weather...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It asked if I'd got any bread.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
42 weeks ago

Wales

I said, come back ducky, I won't hurt you.

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By *VineMan
42 weeks ago

The right place

I’ve spoken to many ducks.

But I’ve never understood their responses

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By *cl2010Couple
42 weeks ago

cork

Got any... Grapes?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
42 weeks ago

Lanson

Breed dicks & speak to them all the time

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By *olfandtazCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

A duck once walked to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand

"Got any grapes"....

https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q?si=J8b2dlqGXLLtPfbv

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
42 weeks ago

Lanson

"Breed dicks & speak to them all the time

*Ducks - well that's the best typo I've done for a while!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Breed dicks & speak to them all the time

*Ducks - well that's the best typo I've done for a while!

My mind is now full of tiny little talking dicks.

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

"Breed dicks & speak to them all the time

*Ducks - well that's the best typo I've done for a while!

My mind is now full of tiny little talking dicks. "

New fantasy unlocked.

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By *iz78Woman
42 weeks ago

wirral

I said you will taste great with hoisin sauce and pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Stop looking at my chips. You're not a fuckin seagull

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I have two ducks and thank them daily for the eggs

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By *erry bull1Man
42 weeks ago

doncaster

About all the rain we’ve had and they were more than happy with the new lakes that had suddenly sprung up

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Yes it was at a lakeside cafe. I asked him for the bill.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
42 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Don't bite me you little shite" was the topic of the day

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By *hrimper36Couple
42 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

Basically I tell momo to get back to where she’s supposed to be and stop escaping and scaring Henry the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I’d ask two things.

If they prefer brown bread to white and also where their cemetery is as I have never seen a dead duck in my life.

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By *erry bull1Man
42 weeks ago

doncaster

After a knock at the door

I shouted dad there’s someone here with a bill

My dad said ignore it , it’ll be a duck with a hat on

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By *ympho7Couple
42 weeks ago

swansea

our pet duck wanted to get married, but her quack wasn't big enough.

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

No but I've spoken to a few dicks before

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

No that would be quackers

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I bought a gosling home once. It slept with us until we could get it to a sanctuary. We named him Jeff,he was very chatty.

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By *obilebottomMan
42 weeks ago

All over

they just talk to each other as they stroll across the pond

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By *hitney NeilWoman
42 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

This thread is quackers

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By *othicslaveCouple
42 weeks ago

Norfolk

F@ck off out my bivvy that food is for the fish not you

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By *lynJMan
42 weeks ago

Morden

"I bought a gosling home once. It slept with us until we could get it to a sanctuary. We named him Jeff,he was very chatty."

I'm surprised you didn't call it Ryan.

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By *igboobstCouple
42 weeks ago

barrow

Bread

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

I love ducks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I adore speaking to other little birds

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"I adore speaking to other little birds

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
42 weeks ago

kent

All the time. Plenty of them paddle up and down the river out front. They come and say hello when I’m sat on the bench watching the sunset.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Not a crispy one no, but fluffy chickens are appealling to talk to.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Not a crispy one no, but fluffy chickens are appealling to talk to."

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By *uckowskiMan
42 weeks ago

edinburgh

"Breed dicks & speak to them all the time

*Ducks - well that's the best typo I've done for a while!

My mind is now full of tiny little talking dicks. "

Is it weird that they talk back? Or cum powder? Like in big clouds? And sing? Mainly hymns? Sometimes the odd country ballad?

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By *alcon77Man
42 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Haven't tried.

I do speak to cows though, when I'm out hiking.

After 2 minutes you'll have 50 of them coming up to you at the boundary fence.

Try it.

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

"I said, come back ducky, I won't hurt you.

What happened to the duck?

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"A duck once walked to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand

"Got any grapes"....

https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q?si=J8b2dlqGXLLtPfbv"

He's a cheeky duck, I'll give him that.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"I’d ask two things.

If they prefer brown bread to white and also where their cemetery is as I have never seen a dead duck in my life. "

I've heard they like the fancy seeded stuff

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
42 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I was bitten by a duck in May - which sounds like an old music hall song but it’s true.

I think it thought my finger was bread and snapped its toothy beak around it. We had a long moment staring at each other as it held my digit within, and then the duck decided I wasn’t bready enough and released me unharmed

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"I was bitten by a duck in May - which sounds like an old music hall song but it’s true.

Ouch but I couldn’t help but giggle at that image lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Central

I'm in Derby and there's a lot of Ducks being called to each other here

. Then just chat shit

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By *rispyDuckMan
42 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"What did you speak about?"

If I would taste better covered in hoisin sauce or chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"What did you speak about?"

Bread

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

"Breed dicks & speak to them all the time

*Ducks - well that's the best typo I've done for a while!

My mind is now full of tiny little talking dicks. "

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By *eeman1Man
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yes ive spoke to a duck as I had one as a pet!

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