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The New Commandments

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You are god for a day.

Other than the canonical, "Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes", what commandments are you getting someone to carve into stone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are seven fundamental tenets of Satanism in The Satanic Temple, and you can't really argue with any of them.

I

One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II

The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III

One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV

The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

V

Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

VI

People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII

Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thou shalt not drive slowly in the middle lane.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

The cycle of the moon is sacred and both major events in every cycle (new and full) should be observed

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Thou shalt not drive slowly in the middle lane."

Ok I want to change my answer

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Be honest

Be yourself

Listen to other people, actually listen

No means no

Don't be a dick, especially to others

Be happy for others success

Karma is a bitch

Keep your hands to yourself unless told otherwise

Always smell good

If you're not happy about something, do something about it (don't just moan!!)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Thou shall not use text speak in making a first contact on Fab..

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Only one needed

'Don't be a c*nt"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

If I ask you if you want one of my sweets to be polite and you say yes, may God strike you down where you stand

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Thou shalt not cover thy neighbours ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not cover thy neighbours ass. "

Correct. You should leave it uncovered at all times

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Thou shalt not burp in public.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Thou shalt not cover thy neighbours ass.

Correct. You should leave it uncovered at all times "

Damn you autocarrot....damn you to hello.........

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By *adgerMan
over a year ago

york


"Thou shalt not cover thy neighbours ass.

Correct. You should leave it uncovered at all times

Damn you autocarrot....damn you to hello......... "

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"There are seven fundamental tenets of Satanism in The Satanic Temple, and you can't really argue with any of them.

I

One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II

The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III

One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV

The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

V

Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

VI

People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII

Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word."

That’s the one with the courthouse statue, not Anton LaVey, isn’t it.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When you are faced with the needs of others, remember that your place and life and opportunities you've been given are an accident of birth, and act as you'd want to be treated if your accident had been less lucky.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thou shalt not comment on a thread unlest thou has read every other post before yours......

I don't pay my licence for repeats !

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thou shalt give the petite women, pixie harlots and those of a similar diminutive stature a fighting chance on here. A chance, I tell thee!!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Thou shall not use text speak in making a first contact on Fab.."

lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Thou shall not use text speak in making a first contact on Fab..

lol"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

You are subject to the law of thricefold return

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The internet will be turned off every Sunday at 1am. It will only be turned back on at 10pm just before bedtime.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"The internet will be turned off every Sunday at 1am. It will only be turned back on at 10pm just before bedtime.

"

Best argument for atheism I have heard all day.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"Thou shall not use text speak in making a first contact on Fab.."

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

The stars will grant wishes to those who deserve it

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"You are god for a day.

Other than the canonical, "Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes", what commandments are you getting someone to carve into stone?"

I’m happy with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carve.. I prefer carvery Gods day of fucking rest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab folk are cumming home.. Man cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get caught. If u do apologise like every other scoundrel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to the meek

And the cheesemakers

And the ones with big noses

And especially Loretta...

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