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The Ugly Tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How far did you fall ?

Was it on to a bed of flowers, or like me onto stoney ground, and then had coconuts dropped on you for good measure ?

Ps this it's not a serious thread, a sympathy vote, or a desperation "look at me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it's not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit all the branches then landed in bed of s lol.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Are you sure it's not? "

i looked .....Get well soon X Man flu is a horrible thing for you and the ppl around you.

i don't fall off trees:i'm an expert treeclimber

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I saw this on someone's profile ....

And they're looking from people.who haven't fallen too far

How do you rate yourselves ?

Are we all more beautiful than we think we are, or just a disappointment ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rAte myself as average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rAte myself as average"

i must say though ... I do look better in make up and it does make me feel better about myself.

Oh i hate my nose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think i am handsome or even good looking but i do think i possess something that is attractive to others.

Not sure what is and i dont think it is physical but i have just had too many people say things like 'ur so not what i would usually go for but there is just something about you' for there not to be 'something'

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Think I hit most of the branches but there was an angel waiting at the bottom to catch me pitty she couldt catch!! But I'm happy being me !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i must say though ... I do look better in make up "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fell all the way down, then climbed up again and fell out, just to make sure i was ugly enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When im well and feeling good i think i do radiate more and my skin is naturally great.

Im confident that facially im a fairly pretty girl. Just need a body transplant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When im well and feeling good i think i do radiate more and my skin is naturally great.

Im confident that facially im a fairly pretty girl. Just need a body transplant lol "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fell from heaven me

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm awsome and no woman can resist me.

That is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awsome and no woman can resist me.

That is all "

omg your sexy on legs... phwoarrrrrr where've you been all my life?

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I may have slipped through a few banches on the way doen, recovered by hanging on for dear life then landed graciously on my feet.

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By *ander_XMan
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

I had a soft landing as a child then got smacked over the head by a falling branch as a teenager, but I think I've got better with age since my ugly teens.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Both fair skinned and Celtic looking . We both think of one another as being very attractive because of course we,re in love and solid. Realistically she shrubs up well and is both stunning and incredibly sexy in my opinion and those we,ve met by their admission. Attractive in her personality for sure.

She would say I'm very attractive, I disagree. I'm average looking but tall, strongly, an ol' fashioned gentleman at heart. She would definitely bring to the fold my personality and how people buzz off me. So on the whole we are very attractive

Looks wise others would kind of offset my average looks to her good looks before looking to have fun with. Most couples it seems do this, we do the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do t think i hit all the branches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both fair skinned and Celtic looking . We both think of one another as being very attractive because of course we,re in love and solid. Realistically she shrubs up well and is both stunning and incredibly sexy in my opinion and those we,ve met by their admission. Attractive in her personality for sure.

She would say I'm very attractive, I disagree. I'm average looking but tall, strongly, an ol' fashioned gentleman at heart. She would definitely bring to the fold my personality and how people buzz off me. So on the whole we are very attractive

Looks wise others would kind of offset my average looks to her good looks before looking to have fun with. Most couples it seems do this, we do the same.

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In my (limited) experience it seems that with couples it is generally the female that is the more attractive partner and the men are distinctly average looking.

I fancy both men and women so wouldnt just meet a couple cos i fancied just 1 of them

So do couples exist where the male is much much better looking than the female ?

Or is it more common for average looking males to trade off their wifes good looks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tree climbing and me have never been associated in the same sentence ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit every branch on the way down and fell onto a pile of live granades.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I haven't stopped falling yet! But I do seem to have found every bit of debris floating around from the space program!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell out of ugly tree and hit every branch then rolled down ugly hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rAte myself as average

i must say though ... I do look better in make up and it does make me feel better about myself.

Oh i hate my nose... "

You think you've got problems??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont think i am handsome or even good looking but i do think i possess something that is attractive to others.

Not sure what is and i dont think it is physical but i have just had too many people say things like 'ur so not what i would usually go for but there is just something about you' for there not to be 'something'"

I'd meet ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not attractive to the eye, but what I offer in time spent is worth every minute

Not verified on here though as haven't found what I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

In my (limited) experience it seems that with couples it is generally the female that is the more attractive partner and the men are distinctly average looking.

I fancy both men and women so wouldnt just meet a couple cos i fancied just 1 of them

So do couples exist where the male is much much better looking than the female ?

Or is it more common for average looking males to trade off their wifes good looks ? "

You can usually spot those as their profiles only have pics of the female half and none of the male....

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By *andysod1965Man
over a year ago

Southall

Quasimodos third cousin and he got the looks

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I didn't even climb the tree so I've no excuse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is beauty not in the eye of the beholder?

Personally I think it's a state of mind just like sexy. Think it and you will exude it.

I did fall out of a tree a few years back, bloody hurt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say im average not a minger but not beautiful either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got tied to the tree, savaged by cave men then pecked at by a flock of birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you ask the men trying to get into my pants I didn't come into contact with that particular tree.

My opinion I have a few bumps and grazes from the branches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I must have hit every branch on the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fallen out of a tree in my life!

Also - a great believer that there's no such thing as average - unless you can measure it numerically.

Oh - and that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the 'beer holder' - or the vain narcissistic idiot stood in front of the mirror!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I wear big specs to conceal as much of the damage as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit every branch on the way down, landed face first in the camp fire, where someone proceeded to put my face out with a stick

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been told I'm handsome and then turned down by someone else once I'd sent a face pic so......no idea.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


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Or is it more common for average looking males to trade off their wifes good looks ? "

I can't help it if I have such charm and charisma that a beautiful woman fell in love with me. She may be above me, but some guys are lucky like that!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Unlike the disingenuous on this thread I've never been near an ugly tree, I am truly gorgeous...there, I said it.

Now where is that talking mirror?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unlike the disingenuous on this thread I've never been near an ugly tree, I am truly gorgeous...there, I said it.

Now where is that talking mirror?!! "

Me too. I get tons of mail from the blokes on here telling me I'm gorgeous.

I just can't figure out how they know..... as my pic is headless....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too. I get tons of mail from the blokes on here telling me I'm gorgeous.

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if only they knew !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was born, they threw away the baby and kept the placenta

*Les Dawson*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unlike the disingenuous on this thread I've never been near an ugly tree, I am truly gorgeous...there, I said it.

Now where is that talking mirror?!! "

Hang on a sec.... I'll give it you back when I've finished.....

Yours

Fantastic of the Fens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was born, they threw away the baby and kept the placenta

*Les Dawson*"

How true....

*Eurotongue*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never hit any branches.....I'm beautiful, however I do look like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saying how far I fell for fear of not getting any meets and have to start a woe is me thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i climbed back up for another go

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

fell no way i plated the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unlike the disingenuous on this thread I've never been near an ugly tree, I am truly gorgeous...there, I said it.

Now where is that talking mirror?!!

Me too. I get tons of mail from the blokes on here telling me I'm gorgeous.

I just can't figure out how they know..... as my pic is headless.... "

Ditto

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