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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester

I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time? "

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

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By *lainJane23Woman
52 weeks ago

Liverpool

Popcorn ready .....

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

"

choccie is not good for you

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
52 weeks ago

Hell


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time? "

I kept my husband for the whole time we were married. I think my next husband owes me a few years of being a housewife

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By *ora the explorerWoman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Work!

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By *a LunaWoman
52 weeks ago

South Wales

I spend all day playing with my boobs and passing off microwaved meals as home cooked

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I spend all day playing with my boobs and passing off microwaved meals as home cooked "
lol

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I kept my husband for the whole time we were married. I think my next husband owes me a few years of being a housewife "

you're planning on having another one then?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

HA HA HA

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Work!"
really work just gets in the way of everything doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Kinda sick that we battled through every challenge Mother Nature threw at us just so we could set up our baes in a nice comfy house with heating and Netflix and someone tricked them into thinking working 9-5 is actually a vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Kinda sick that we battled through every challenge Mother Nature threw at us just so we could set up our baes in a nice comfy house with heating and Netflix and someone tricked them into thinking working 9-5 is actually a vibe "

Housewives work.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
52 weeks ago

Hell


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I kept my husband for the whole time we were married. I think my next husband owes me a few years of being a housewife you're planning on having another one then? "

I’m gonna start collecting them like Pokémon

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
52 weeks ago

Hell


"Kinda sick that we battled through every challenge Mother Nature threw at us just so we could set up our baes in a nice comfy house with heating and Netflix and someone tricked them into thinking working 9-5 is actually a vibe

Housewives work. "

I didn’t mean housewife I meant lady of leisure

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I kept my husband for the whole time we were married. I think my next husband owes me a few years of being a housewife you're planning on having another one then?

I’m gonna start collecting them like Pokémon "

well maybe youre bringing the average down to say 5 years

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

choccie is not good for you "

I'll decide what's good for me, thank you very much. I can put whatever I like in my mouth.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

"

Bonbons?

Like Peggy Bundy?

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

choccie is not good for you

I'll decide what's good for me, thank you very much. I can put whatever I like in my mouth. "

lol

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I kept my husband for the whole time we were married. I think my next husband owes me a few years of being a housewife "

Get it x

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By *he Black ExperienceMan
52 weeks ago

banbury


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time? "

Are you for fucking real mate? Do you have any concept of what the term is? What it meant for so many people generations to this very day? Do you know what it's like to be powerless in that situation? People are suffering still in this very day in England in modern sl**y exists in your car washes and restaurants , yet you want to come on here and use it as some sort of sick humorous chat up line??

Get your head sorted!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Don’t be sexist and forget the househusbands.

They’re mostly happy not to be field husbands. Or so Mr Skynbyrd tells me…

Maybe

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
52 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Kinda sick that we battled through every challenge Mother Nature threw at us just so we could set up our baes in a nice comfy house with heating and Netflix and someone tricked them into thinking working 9-5 is actually a vibe

Housewives work. "

As do house husband's/partners..

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I kept my husband for the whole time we were married. I think my next husband owes me a few years of being a housewife you're planning on having another one then?

I’m gonna start collecting them like Pokémon "

Cheating Bad-Tempered Arsehole... I choose youuuuuuu!

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Don’t be sexist and forget the househusbands.

They’re mostly happy not to be field husbands. Or so Mr Skynbyrd tells me…

Maybe "

i do the dishes and the dusting and the hoovering

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

Bonbons?

Like Peggy Bundy?"

Peg Bundy is my Hero!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I kept my husband for the whole time we were married. I think my next husband owes me a few years of being a housewife you're planning on having another one then? "

I had a starter husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

Are you for fucking real mate? Do you have any concept of what the term is? What it meant for so many people generations to this very day? Do you know what it's like to be powerless in that situation? People are suffering still in this very day in England in modern sl**y exists in your car washes and restaurants , yet you want to come on here and use it as some sort of sick humorous chat up line??

Get your head sorted!

"

Even worse that the title is a clear reference to a specific period of time and something that impacted a specific group and he’s made it about something not comparable.

How many people simply just don’t care though?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Haha. Fred.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

Bonbons?

Like Peggy Bundy?

Peg Bundy is my Hero! "

I love the opening credits where she accidentally ashes off into the salad she's tossing

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Kinda sick that we battled through every challenge Mother Nature threw at us just so we could set up our baes in a nice comfy house with heating and Netflix and someone tricked them into thinking working 9-5 is actually a vibe

Housewives work.

As do house husband's/partners.."

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Kinda sick that we battled through every challenge Mother Nature threw at us just so we could set up our baes in a nice comfy house with heating and Netflix and someone tricked them into thinking working 9-5 is actually a vibe

Housewives work.

As do house husband's/partners.."

Currently doing both roles, not struggling

Ooooops

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

choccie is not good for you

I'll decide what's good for me, thank you very much. I can put whatever I like in my mouth. "

Yes we can.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

Bonbons?

Like Peggy Bundy?

Peg Bundy is my Hero!

I love the opening credits where she accidentally ashes off into the salad she's tossing "

Lmao yes.

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By *oxy jWoman
52 weeks ago

somerset

seems to be the norm on here of late trying to humour sensitive subjects but if you allow some popular forum people to do it all the time then you allow others had this topic been one of those ''popular'' forum guys then no one would blink a eye and think its funny ..

im not one of these woke people but some subjets are just not funny end of... just my opinion of course

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"seems to be the norm on here of late trying to humour sensitive subjects but if you allow some popular forum people to do it all the time then you allow others had this topic been one of those ''popular'' forum guys then no one would blink a eye and think its funny ..

im not one of these woke people but some subjets are just not funny end of... just my opinion of course "

Which popular forum person would get away with this title?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

My kids have sometime screamed at me ‘I’m not your sl@ve!’

I’ve laughed so many times. … I asked you do pick up your damn socks!!!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
52 weeks ago

Hell


"Kinda sick that we battled through every challenge Mother Nature threw at us just so we could set up our baes in a nice comfy house with heating and Netflix and someone tricked them into thinking working 9-5 is actually a vibe

Housewives work.

As do house husband's/partners..

Currently doing both roles, not struggling

Ooooops "

Well done, you’re better than everyone else here

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds

What's a "housewife"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
52 weeks ago

Okehampton


"What's a "housewife" "

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What's a "housewife"

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman "

Guess I'm not 1 then, detest gin and I don't have a milkman

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
52 weeks ago

Okehampton


"What's a "housewife"

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman

Guess I'm not 1 then, detest gin and I don't have a milkman "

Do you live in the skirting board?

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What's a "housewife"

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman

Guess I'm not 1 then, detest gin and I don't have a milkman

Do you live in the skirting board? "

Yip

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By *ad NannaWoman
52 weeks ago

East London

I watch the cobwebs on my ceiling blow in the draught, and play bingo on my phone all day.

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By *ad NannaWoman
52 weeks ago

East London


"I watch the cobwebs on my ceiling blow in the draught, and play bingo on my phone all day.

"

And if you want to judge me, so be it; I've done my 30 years of labour, I'm a free woman!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
52 weeks ago

Okehampton


"What's a "housewife"

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman

Guess I'm not 1 then, detest gin and I don't have a milkman

Do you live in the skirting board?

Yip "

Do you hang around in lingerie all day, with electric blue eyeshadow and lipgloss adorning your face contemplating the future shape of your marvellous mega muff?

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What's a "housewife" "
awww well some of us are single and ready to mingle

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What's a "housewife"

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman

Guess I'm not 1 then, detest gin and I don't have a milkman

Do you live in the skirting board?

Yip

Do you hang around in lingerie all day, with electric blue eyeshadow and lipgloss adorning your face contemplating the future shape of your marvellous mega muff? "

You're more likely to find me in my fluffy pj's

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What's a "housewife" awww well some of us are single and ready to mingle "

You're going to be put on the naughty stepn

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What's a "housewife" awww well some of us are single and ready to mingle

You're going to be put on the naughty stepn "

lol really

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Hideous thread, Fred. Be funnier.

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What's a "housewife" awww well some of us are single and ready to mingle

You're going to be put on the naughty stepn lol really "

They'll all be hitting that report button

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
52 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Fred ......... are you stuck in the 40's ?

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What's a "housewife" awww well some of us are single and ready to mingle

You're going to be put on the naughty stepn lol really

They'll all be hitting that report button "

Oh well it was done in fun so be it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
52 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Oooer .......maybe he is in one way ....

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Fred ......... are you stuck in the 40's ?"
the naughty forties yes

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester

Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums "

They truly do have it the absolute hardest in this world

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

They truly do have it the absolute hardest in this world "

they do and then we pester them for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums "

So why bring it up??? That’s what’s confusing me.

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By *stellaWoman
52 weeks ago

London

The thrust of this thread is everything I detest. Just, you know, exercising my freedom of speech to say so.

And as you were.

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By *ife NinjaMan
52 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I spend all day playing with my boobs and passing off microwaved meals as home cooked "

I'll come round for tea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
52 weeks ago

North West


"Fred ......... are you stuck in the 40's ?"

1840s?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Bloody hell it’s obvious this was a joke post no?!

Give me strength

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Bloody hell it’s obvious this was a joke post no?!

Give me strength "

What’s funny about suggesting that being a housewife is comparable to slxvery?

And talking about the abolition makes it clear what slxvery is being referenced. Sorry that I don’t think that slxvery is something to be compared like this.

The fact it’s a joke isn’t disputed here.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"The thrust of this thread is everything I detest. Just, you know, exercising my freedom of speech to say so.

And as you were. "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time?

I spend all day playing with my boobs and eating chocolate.

Bonbons?

Like Peggy Bundy?

Peg Bundy is my Hero! "

Bloody loved that programme!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Yuck! What a pathetic thread…yet when I make a joke about hating men all hell breaks loose eh? Can’t win Huns xx

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Yuck! What a pathetic thread…yet when I make a joke about hating men all hell breaks loose eh? Can’t win Huns xx"

The men on fab are snowflakes clearly

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums "

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here "

Unacceptable things to say include calling people coloured.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
52 weeks ago

Wales

We're showing how easy it is to do this so called man's work.

I mean, how difficult can it be if a man can do it

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here

Unacceptable things to say include calling people coloured. "

OK

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
52 weeks ago

little house on the praire

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By *hil most chillMan
52 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums "

You can't even joke about sl*very anymore! /s

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
52 weeks ago

Wales


"Bloody hell it’s obvious this was a joke post no?!

Give me strength "

It's a sloppy, lazy, thoughtless and crude excuse for humour. No intelligence or creativity behind it at all.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here "

Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

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By *stellaWoman
52 weeks ago

London


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed "

Wrong thread Fred. You asked that on the other thread.

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed "

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Wrong thread Fred. You asked that on the other thread. "

And it was addressed in there

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By *stellaWoman
52 weeks ago

London


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake "

Bit late Sparkle.

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake

Bit late Sparkle. "

I was right though

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake

Bit late Sparkle.

I was right though "

Gold Star!

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake "

What mistake?

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake What mistake? "

You posted on the wrong thread

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By *stellaWoman
52 weeks ago

London


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake

Bit late Sparkle.

I was right though "

Not about offensive language usage in the modern era tho. But you know, take the wins where you can.

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake

Bit late Sparkle.

I was right though

Gold Star! "

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake

Bit late Sparkle.

I was right though

Not about offensive language usage in the modern era tho. But you know, take the wins where you can. "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
52 weeks ago

ashford

Do lady things! X

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
52 weeks ago

Okehampton


"What's a "housewife"

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman

Guess I'm not 1 then, detest gin and I don't have a milkman

Do you live in the skirting board?

Yip

Do you hang around in lingerie all day, with electric blue eyeshadow and lipgloss adorning your face contemplating the future shape of your marvellous mega muff?

You're more likely to find me in my fluffy pj's "

You do not qualify.

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What's a "housewife"

It’s like a housemouse but more destructive, wily to spring loaded traps, fixated on gin and cake, and have a tendency to run off with the milkman

Guess I'm not 1 then, detest gin and I don't have a milkman

Do you live in the skirting board?

Yip

Do you hang around in lingerie all day, with electric blue eyeshadow and lipgloss adorning your face contemplating the future shape of your marvellous mega muff?

You're more likely to find me in my fluffy pj's

You do not qualify. "

I'll take that

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Once upon a time humour had no bounds, this thread wasn't about sla#very it was about housewives you know who you are, the hard working mums who raise their children in difficult circumstances two school runs nowhere to park, school lunches and then when they get home the kiddies i mean the task of keeping them happy a shout out to mums

Now now Fred you should know by now what's acceptable and what's not on here Is the health and safety aspect of my question not being addressed

Someone will be along shortly to point out your mistake What mistake?

You posted on the wrong thread "

moi

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester

What about the mums chained to the kitchen sink?

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What about the mums chained to the kitchen sink? "

Where are the chains anchored to? Got no room at my sink???

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What about the mums chained to the kitchen sink?

Where are the chains anchored to? Got no room at my sink??? "

How old are your kids if i may ask? And you've already said you're not a housewife and that you are mad or something to that effect

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What about the mums chained to the kitchen sink?

Where are the chains anchored to? Got no room at my sink??? "

your ankles but i guess they are figurative insofar as its a duty/role rather than an actual punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

If the thread was a joke, which bit is funny? The patronising sexism or the racism?

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"What about the mums chained to the kitchen sink?

Where are the chains anchored to? Got no room at my sink??? your ankles but i guess they are figurative insofar as its a duty/role rather than an actual punishment "

Prefer to be chained to the bedpost

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By *TG3 OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What about the mums chained to the kitchen sink?

Where are the chains anchored to? Got no room at my sink??? your ankles but i guess they are figurative insofar as its a duty/role rather than an actual punishment

Prefer to be chained to the bedpost "

oooo do you now, wheres my cuffs

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By *adCherriesCouple
52 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

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By *adCherriesCouple
52 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest


"I mean housewives what do you do now with all your spare time? "

Go on mumsnet to moan about their OH/DH and talk about how they want to LTB

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