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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter

Who would you stick in your basket in this thread?

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

Does it have to be a basket?

I've a saw back so can I have one of those small shopping trollys that has a stupid broken front wheel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in stock it says currently

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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter

Just for the record

This shop doesn’t accept returns

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham.

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham."

I often think this and Newport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham."

Definitely would add to my list x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d still get to the till and realise I’d forgotten my card.

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Curve for sure

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham.

Definitely would add to my list x"

Yes and that one. Especially if there's an offer on that he comes with breakfast

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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter


"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham."
well thank you , just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham. well thank you , just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol "

Haha promise x

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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter


"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham. well thank you , just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol

Haha promise x"

I like to be consumed straight away

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham. well thank you , just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol

Haha promise x I like to be consumed straight away "

I was going to say you might not even see the cupboard

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Everyone, as it is January and the sales are on and then keep them until we have the secret santa threads at Christmas and slip them out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please cum again

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I’d like someone with a good sense of humour, a nice smile and tits that love to be played with. Thanks.

Can you deliver?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I shall have a little window shop

J

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Woody. Get in my basket!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I shall have a little window shop

J"

Will it be selling windows for little houses

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I shall have a little window shop

J"

Ah. Someone worth dusting the club card off for.......

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Better get a trolley love

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My item seems to be out of stock in this shop

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I shall have a little window shop

J

Will it be selling windows for little houses "

How cute would that be!? It's a complete little house accessory shop now!

J

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If you keep the receipt can you get your money back if you’re not happy with the product?

If so Sam get in my basket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I also have a bag for life to place over their heads as that will increase my options

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I shall have a little window shop

J

Ah. Someone worth dusting the club card off for....... "

Ooft, spillage in aisle 6

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Can't I just order online and have them delivered to my door in an anonymous brown box?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum


"If you keep the receipt can you get your money back if you’re not happy with the product?

If so Sam get in my basket. "

Let’s get trollied and explora Nora

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If you keep the receipt can you get your money back if you’re not happy with the product?

If so Sam get in my basket.

Let’s get trollied and explora Nora "

Let’s do it. Have you got a pound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brb l will have a look see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP when is your next delivery? I can come back then also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to pop Mrs k in my trolley

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I shall have a little window shop

J"

The problem with ordering these two is that they come as a set. I wouldn't know which one to use first, and I'm not sure I have a big enough cupboard for two anyway. This is a problem. I always struggle to finish two.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Everyone, as it is January and the sales are on and then keep them until we have the secret santa threads at Christmas and slip them out then "

I'd order this, but honestly, getting it through the front door would be impossible, rear access at my house is a no-no and where would I put it when I'm not using it that I wouldn't have to turn sideways every time I wanted to get past?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Does it have to be a basket?

I've a saw back so can I have one of those small shopping trollys that has a stupid broken front wheel? "

Ooh, I'll order this one, it seems to come with a free bottle of wine and a book. Can it be a Shiraz, and can I choose the book?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"My item seems to be out of stock in this shop "

You’re going straight in my basket

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I shall have a little window shop

J

The problem with ordering these two is that they come as a set. I wouldn't know which one to use first, and I'm not sure I have a big enough cupboard for two anyway. This is a problem. I always struggle to finish two. "

Me first! B lasts a long time...

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I shall have a little window shop

J

The problem with ordering these two is that they come as a set. I wouldn't know which one to use first, and I'm not sure I have a big enough cupboard for two anyway. This is a problem. I always struggle to finish two.

Me first! B lasts a long time...

J"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'd pop Nora and Sparkle in my basket. What an afternoon that would be.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Henriette and Sam

Sparkle1974

JulieAndBeef

Hotties the lot of ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a bogof on?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Browsing…

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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter


"Is there a bogof on?"
you definitely won’t go into my cupboard and be forgotten about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unexpected item in bagging area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woody. Get in my basket! "

I’m an online order item. You need to arrange a delivery date.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I shall have a little window shop

J

Ah. Someone worth dusting the club card off for....... "

Ooh get in my basket please

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Got my bag for life ready and off for a browse...

Tinder x

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

.

I think someone may have just put a "Reduced Price" sticker on me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a bogof on? you definitely won’t go into my cupboard and be forgotten about "

Thank you, I think it's too dark back there for me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I think someone may have just put a "Reduced Price" sticker on me ? "

In my basket you go, I love a bargain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkle, would you like to hop in my little trolley, or shall i piggy-back you home with me instead? Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

****deal of the day****

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Is there a bogof on?"

Oh yummy, you’re also going straight in basket. In fact I’d unwrap you before the checkouts

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Browsing…"

And I’ve got pixie on permanent back order

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

You’re all going straight in my basket

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm fairly sure people would only purchase me to put at the back of the top shelf to break out in an absolutely dire emergency when they've eaten everything else.

"Oh God, I'd forgotten I had this. Still, it's better than not having anything".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re all going straight in my basket "

That’s a fantastic euphemism

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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter


"You’re all going straight in my basket "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sparkle, would you like to hop in my little trolley, or shall i piggy-back you home with me instead? Px "

I'll hop on anywhere you like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a bogof on?

Oh yummy, you’re also going straight in basket. In fact I’d unwrap you before the checkouts "

You can get in trouble for that you know!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Is there a bogof on?

Oh yummy, you’re also going straight in basket. In fact I’d unwrap you before the checkouts

You can get in trouble for that you know!"

With this cheeky grin?! Gosh no, I get away with all sorts

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