FabSwingers.com forum: The profile shopping thread

By *entleswinger69 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Plymouth

Who would you stick in your basket in this thread?

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By *reative-mindMan
43 weeks ago

Exeter

Does it have to be a basket?

I've a saw back so can I have one of those small shopping trollys that has a stupid broken front wheel?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Not in stock it says currently

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By *entleswinger69 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Plymouth

Just for the record

This shop doesn’t accept returns

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
43 weeks ago

Manchester

Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham.

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By *reative-mindMan
43 weeks ago

Exeter

"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham."

I often think this and Newport!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham."

Definitely would add to my list x

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I’d still get to the till and realise I’d forgotten my card.

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By *igboobstCouple
43 weeks ago

barrow

Curve for sure

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
43 weeks ago

Manchester

"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham.

Definitely would add to my list x"

Yes and that one. Especially if there's an offer on that he comes with breakfast

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By *entleswinger69 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham."
well thank you

, just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
43 weeks ago

Manchester

"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham. well thank you

, just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol

Haha promise x

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By *entleswinger69 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham. well thank you

, just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol

Haha promise x"
I like to be consumed straight away

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
43 weeks ago

Manchester

"Maybe you, op. Also one who decided to live in Birmingham. well thank you

, just don’t stick me in the back of the cupboard for weeks lol

Haha promise x I like to be consumed straight away

I was going to say you might not even see the cupboard

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Everyone, as it is January and the sales are on and then keep them until we have the secret santa threads at Christmas and slip them out then

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Please cum again

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By *VineMan
43 weeks ago

The right place

I’d like someone with a good sense of humour, a nice smile and tits that love to be played with. Thanks.

Can you deliver?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I shall have a little window shop

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Woody. Get in my basket!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
43 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"I shall have a little window shop

Will it be selling windows for little houses

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I shall have a little window shop

Ah. Someone worth dusting the club card off for.......

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Better get a trolley love

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By *parkle1974Woman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

My item seems to be out of stock in this shop

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I shall have a little window shop

Will it be selling windows for little houses

How cute would that be!?

It's a complete little house accessory shop now!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

If you keep the receipt can you get your money back if you’re not happy with the product?

If so Sam get in my basket.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Can I also have a bag for life to place over their heads as that will increase my options

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I shall have a little window shop

Ah. Someone worth dusting the club card off for.......

Ooft, spillage in aisle 6

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Can't I just order online and have them delivered to my door in an anonymous brown box?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"If you keep the receipt can you get your money back if you’re not happy with the product?

If so Sam get in my basket. "

Let’s get trollied and explora Nora

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"If you keep the receipt can you get your money back if you’re not happy with the product?

If so Sam get in my basket.

Let’s get trollied and explora Nora "

Let’s do it. Have you got a pound?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Brb l will have a look see

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

OP when is your next delivery? I can come back then also

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I would love to pop Mrs k in my trolley

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I shall have a little window shop

The problem with ordering these two is that they come as a set. I wouldn't know which one to use first, and I'm not sure I have a big enough cupboard for two anyway. This is a problem. I always struggle to finish two.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Everyone, as it is January and the sales are on and then keep them until we have the secret santa threads at Christmas and slip them out then

I'd order this, but honestly, getting it through the front door would be impossible, rear access at my house is a no-no and where would I put it when I'm not using it that I wouldn't have to turn sideways every time I wanted to get past?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Does it have to be a basket?

I've a saw back so can I have one of those small shopping trollys that has a stupid broken front wheel? "

Ooh, I'll order this one, it seems to come with a free bottle of wine and a book. Can it be a Shiraz, and can I choose the book?

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"My item seems to be out of stock in this shop

You’re going straight in my basket

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I shall have a little window shop

Me first! B lasts a long time...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I shall have a little window shop

Me first! B lasts a long time...

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By *ife NinjaMan
43 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'd pop Nora and Sparkle in my basket. What an afternoon that would be.

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By *electableicecreamMan
43 weeks ago

The West

Henriette and Sam

Sparkle1974

JulieAndBeef

Hotties the lot of ye

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
43 weeks ago

Northumberland

Is there a bogof on?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
43 weeks ago

Debauchery

Browsing…

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By *entleswinger69 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Is there a bogof on?"
you definitely won’t go into my cupboard and be forgotten about

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By *pen4FunMan
43 weeks ago

Manchester

Unexpected item in bagging area

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Woody. Get in my basket!

I’m an online order item. You need to arrange a delivery date.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

"I shall have a little window shop

Ah. Someone worth dusting the club card off for.......

Ooh get in my basket please

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
43 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Got my bag for life ready and off for a browse...

Tinder x

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By *osey WalesMan
43 weeks ago

Surrey

I think someone may have just put a "Reduced Price" sticker on me ?

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
43 weeks ago

Northumberland

"Is there a bogof on? you definitely won’t go into my cupboard and be forgotten about

Thank you, I think it's too dark back there for me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton

"I think someone may have just put a "Reduced Price" sticker on me ?

In my basket you go, I love a bargain

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Sparkle, would you like to hop in my little trolley, or shall i piggy-back you home with me instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

****deal of the day****

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Is there a bogof on?"

Oh yummy, you’re also going straight in basket. In fact I’d unwrap you before the checkouts

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Browsing…"

And I’ve got pixie on permanent back order

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
43 weeks ago

Hell

You’re all going straight in my basket

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm fairly sure people would only purchase me to put at the back of the top shelf to break out in an absolutely dire emergency when they've eaten everything else.

"Oh God, I'd forgotten I had this. Still, it's better than not having anything".

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You’re all going straight in my basket "

That’s a fantastic euphemism

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By *entleswinger69 OP Man
43 weeks ago

Plymouth

"You’re all going straight in my basket "

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By *parkle1974Woman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

"Sparkle, would you like to hop in my little trolley, or shall i piggy-back you home with me instead?

I'll hop on anywhere you like

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
43 weeks ago

Northumberland

"Is there a bogof on?

Oh yummy, you’re also going straight in basket. In fact I’d unwrap you before the checkouts "

You can get in trouble for that you know!

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By *elix SightedMan
43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Is there a bogof on?

Oh yummy, you’re also going straight in basket. In fact I’d unwrap you before the checkouts

You can get in trouble for that you know!"

With this cheeky grin?! Gosh no, I get away with all sorts

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