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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punk?"

Spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punk?

Spunk?"

Fuck sake, Ted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punk?

Spunk?

Fuck sake, Ted."

Do you need a cuddle?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Yeah, but I've got my son. Is tomorrow OK?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Well do you?

"

I would

But my Mum warned me about women

Staying in

Washing hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punk?

Spunk?

Fuck sake, Ted.

Do you need a cuddle?"

Probably.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

'Spose so.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well do you?

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Yes please

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

What's one of those?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Well do you?

"

Yes

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By *iBi42Man
over a year ago

East Anglia

Hell yeh!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I spy a gangbang situation arising

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I spy a gangbang situation arising "

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle? "

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks "

Always the bridesmaid.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Who with?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

Always the bridesmaid."

Live a little. Get your keks off and join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People always asking me to fuck when I’m watching the Darts. Don’t get a minutes peace.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

Always the bridesmaid.

Live a little. Get your keks off and join in "

But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid.

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By *evon dynomiteMan
over a year ago

paignton

I need some milk

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Always..

I put it down to my age though.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Nah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People always asking me to fuck when I’m watching the Darts. Don’t get a minutes peace. "

Nothing in this game for two in a bed.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

Always the bridesmaid.

Live a little. Get your keks off and join in

But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid."

Kinky. You first

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

Always the bridesmaid.

Live a little. Get your keks off and join in

But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid."

Oh I so need to see this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

Always the bridesmaid.

Live a little. Get your keks off and join in

But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid."

Now you're talking.

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun


"Well do you?

"

Ohhhhhh, go on then

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have to

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming "

Belch and a fart, and you're good to go

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming "

Why? Are you planning on receiving anal?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming

Why? Are you planning on receiving anal? "

Are you?

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

Yes would really enjoy a fuck right now

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By *anManCoolMan
over a year ago

Camborne


"Well do you?

"

If ever Cornwall way, could we do cup tea and scones first as a social lol

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming

Why? Are you planning on receiving anal? "

Are you?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming

Why? Are you planning on receiving anal?

Are you? "

I ate hours ago

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming

Why? Are you planning on receiving anal?

Are you? "

I ate hours ago

* there’s an echo

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming

Why? Are you planning on receiving anal?

Are you?

I ate hours ago "

I'll make breakfast in the morning then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punk?

Spunk?

Fuck sake, Ted.

Do you need a cuddle?

Probably."

Naked one?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I wouldn't say no!

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling


"Well do you?

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I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight thanks!!

I’m washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

Always the bridesmaid.

Live a little. Get your keks off and join in

But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid.

Now you're talking."

. Well this got kinky.

You wear the bridesmaid dress an I'll lift your skirt up, I'll be naked though.

Cuddle after!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I spy a gangbang situation arising

But Ted only needs a cuddle?

Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks

Always the bridesmaid.

Live a little. Get your keks off and join in

But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid.

Now you're talking.. Well this got kinky.

You wear the bridesmaid dress an I'll lift your skirt up, I'll be naked though.

Cuddle after!"

You had me at naked

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Mmmm let me think !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!"

No one ever says they're free on a wednesday

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Not tonight thanks!!

I’m washing my hair "

Need a hand ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who with?"

Who with is irrelevant, it's whether you fancy one or not.

Your wife, your girlfriend, FB, FWB....you get the gist. We just don't need names babe.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!

No one ever says they're free on a wednesday "

If I can get a Wednesday free?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!

No one ever says they're free on a wednesday

If I can get a Wednesday free? "

.....books rail tickets

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!

No one ever says they're free on a wednesday

If I can get a Wednesday free? "

Both of you on a Wednesday! Now that’s what I call hump day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Crikey my beds not big enough.

One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Crikey my beds not big enough.

One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees "

You say that like it might be a problem!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well do you?

"

Just finished

But we will happily go again if your inviting

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I would

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

I could be enticed

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"Crikey my beds not big enough.

One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees "

My beds emperor size, plenty of room for a little bird and a petite woman

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well yes of course x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Crikey my beds not big enough.

One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees "

That would be me…

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"Crikey my beds not big enough.

One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees

My beds emperor size, plenty of room for a little bird and a petite woman "

Ooo even room to spare for a Tiny Delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a quick nap first?

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By *weet6Woman
over a year ago

East Riding

Absolutely!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Who with?

Who with is irrelevant, it's whether you fancy one or not.

Your wife, your girlfriend, FB, FWB....you get the gist. We just don't need names babe."

I don't just want any babe, I want you, babe

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Well do you?

"

Strangely enough, not at this moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who with?

Who with is irrelevant, it's whether you fancy one or not.

Your wife, your girlfriend, FB, FWB....you get the gist. We just don't need names babe.

I don't just want any babe, I want you, babe"

Well I'm right here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could be enticed "

I'd say you were doing the enticing

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Well do you?

"

I'm really up against it what with my all male kazoo choir rehearsals and my roller disco career. Like I'm slammed. I could maybe squeeze you in at the end of March but no promises. Ok?

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's good to fuck. It brings you luck

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By *hyandcurious2021Man
over a year ago

exeter

Always

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I did earlier but my ardour has rather subsided since. Maybe someone out there could rekindle it?

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Well do you?

"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well do you?

"

No I don't fany a fuck of any kind

Orgasm with wand does it for me

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By *appylarry20Man
over a year ago

NW

Yes, but she doesn't know that she's a fuck.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

No sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeez yeah, I would LOVE a fuck right now

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By *irmhandmancMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Well do you?

"

How many times have you received that message?

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Well do you?

"

Who doesn't? lol

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Well do you?

"

Maybe depends on who with

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By *ractorlad3800Man
over a year ago

derbyshire

Always

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I wouldn't have to be asked twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets my pop corn

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Always

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By *harlieadventurerMan
over a year ago

Abingdon

Yes always horny

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By *mcheshireMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Only thing I am fucking tonight is my hand lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Fancy? No.

Desire? Yes.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

maybe,,

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

No iv got belly ache

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Well do you?

"

What’s the catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I could be tempted by the right offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to share my kebab?

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By *wingAway79Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

Just had one x

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal


"Just had one x"

And I imagine you’re just laying there, enjoying the euphoria and feeling knackered. It’s a lovely feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heshireman69Man
over a year ago

Chester

If you insist.. ??

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A lazy one to start with, spooning, building up until I demand a good seeing to and then boot them downstairs to make a brew!

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

I always Fancy a Fuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless I shift the cold ( 3rd in a row) it’s a no from me…. But I’d take a blow job and I’ll wear a mask.

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham (ish)


"Well do you?

"

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well do you?

"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well do you?

"

Yes, of course. But what about if we cuddle naked first and after the fuck?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I actually do, for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No iv got belly ache "

PMT..

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By *agic johnsonMan
over a year ago

morden

Puts up hand gingerly ,!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me again what one of those is!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well do you?

What’s the catch "

You're driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remind me again what one of those is!?"

I can't remember either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remind me again what one of those is!?

I can't remember either "

It’s far too common a trend on here, given the site’s primary purpose.

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By *aughty by nature 76Man
over a year ago

Walsall & Reading

Yes please x I’m over due

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Got to much to do today washing drying change the bed clean the floors polish the sides tv

Sunday lunch

Might faf later

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

No thanks. I'm pretty sure I've gone off it.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I do.... But it's been that long, I'm not sure I can remember what to do

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I've had three this morning and I still haven't had coffee. Can you give me 5 mins?

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By *r9inchMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent/south cheshire

Yes definitely need a good fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn’t. Onky sad thing is, I have no idea when my next one will be coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remind me again what one of those is!?

I can't remember either

It’s far too common a trend on here, given the site’s primary purpose."

It's not right is it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remind me again what one of those is!?

I can't remember either

It’s far too common a trend on here, given the site’s primary purpose."

People I like live too far away. .. or I’d be ripping their cloth off every given opportunity

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I fancy it with someone I fancy.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Free after 6 if anybody wants me

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Erm yeah, but I feel there is a catch?

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By *avelovesfeetMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Please

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'd prefer a bacon sandwich atm

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Wolid love one, but not sure I'll remember how to

Tinder

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im ugly-girl crying in bed.. don't think it's an appropriate time.

maybe tomorrow? Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely feeling like a Sunday roast…in all forms

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Absolutely gagging on it!! I want to spank, whip, bite, crush and fuck the living daylights out of a submissive.

Soooo horny....

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yep, I'd like to finish January with a bang

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For the first time ever I actually don’t. I’m hungover and feel sick. Maybe later

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"For the first time ever I actually don’t. I’m hungover and feel sick. Maybe later "

Do you mind if I just help myself then?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For the first time ever I actually don’t. I’m hungover and feel sick. Maybe later

Do you mind if I just help myself then? "

. Ah ok chunks. Pull my nightie down when you’re done

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

.


"I actually do, for a change."

Happy to help

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

Always fancy a fuck,that's why I'm on here. But I never get what I want.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Always fancy a fuck,that's why I'm on here. But I never get what I want. "

Would you like some profile advice

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By *lternative BikerMan
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Well do you?

"

Yeah definitely

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"For the first time ever I actually don’t. I’m hungover and feel sick. Maybe later

Do you mind if I just help myself then?

. Ah ok chunks. Pull my nightie down when you’re done "

Don't worry. I won't be long.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For the first time ever I actually don’t. I’m hungover and feel sick. Maybe later

Do you mind if I just help myself then?

. Ah ok chunks. Pull my nightie down when you’re done

Don't worry. I won't be long. "

. Good job I loves ya

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"For the first time ever I actually don’t. I’m hungover and feel sick. Maybe later

Do you mind if I just help myself then?

. Ah ok chunks. Pull my nightie down when you’re done

Don't worry. I won't be long.

. Good job I loves ya "

I know.

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

I'd like one please. Mrs x

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By *ampshire lad XXXMan
over a year ago

Petersfeild


"Well do you?

"

Yes

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Yarp

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By *enfella4uMan
over a year ago

staffs

I’m always up for a good fuck if any offers xx

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

No I'm going to edge for 1 year

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well, not just out of the blue.

Doesn't fit into my schedule.

But thanks for offering x

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Well do you?

"

if I were nearer, would love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do, not sure who with though!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Well do you?

"

Yes!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I do, not sure who with though!"

I could give you a few ideas.

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By *heshireman69Man
over a year ago

Chester

I do but it's past my bed time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….

I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….

I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs. "

Pucker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….

I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs.

Pucker up "

Haha. That was quick.

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By *opscaff8Man
over a year ago

royston

Yes please

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Yeah, but only with him.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

always!

Wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up?

((((((((((((((((((((tumble))))))))))) passes me by

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….

I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs.

Pucker up

Haha. That was quick. "

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i bloody fuckin well do..

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Well do you?

"

Yes.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Well do you?

"

You round ‘em up and I’ll edit your list

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

KEEP IT IN THE THREAD.

THE POST READS.... ANYONE FANCY A FUCK?

IT DOES NOT HAVE THE WORDS 'WITH ME' ON THE END

FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today "

Fancy a fuck with me?

Sorry!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I do now

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today

Fancy a fuck with me?

Sorry! "

Yes. And yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how many fucks have taken place as a direct result of this post hmm

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today

Fancy a fuck with me?

Sorry!

Yes. And yes "

Oi little bird! when ya gonna call me? lol

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today

Fancy a fuck with me?

Sorry! "

Don’t apologise. If you don’t ask, you won’t get.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today

Fancy a fuck with me?

Sorry!

Yes. And yes

Oi little bird! when ya gonna call me? lol"

My phone broke

Only joking darling. Dm me x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well do you?

"

YES

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