FabSwingers.com forum: Detachable

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If humans were capable of detaching one of their body parts, which one would you want to be able to detach and why?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

My brain at night, so I could switch off and sleep.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Teeth. Then I could take them to the dentist, get them fixed and pop them back in.

I know you can get dentures but I mean my real teeth

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My brain at night, so I could switch off and sleep. "

I'm with you on that one

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"My brain at night, so I could switch off and sleep. "

That is a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh. My ears… when you just don’t want to listen anymore.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

My bollocks.

I had playing in goal with bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My brain at night, so I could switch off and sleep. "
This !

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Ooohhh. My ears… when you just don’t want to listen anymore. "

Oh thats a good one, and when they get cold just pop them on the radiator for a quick warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The obvious region so I would simply go to bed and sleep instead of being on here

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I know a few people who need a detachable dick....so they can go fuck themselves.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Detachable boobs would be great, they can get in the way at times.

Nita

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Detachable boobs would be great, they can get in the way at times.

Nita"

Could I borrow them?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I know a few people who need a detachable dick....so they can go fuck themselves.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Two words.

Snapon Tools.

I was so confused when I was younger.

Especially when someone said they had King Dick or Stahlwille.

I thought great, you can swap them out accordingly...

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

The whole head can go.

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

My bladder. I'd just park it in the bathroom on a night, as it seems to love to wake me up at silly o'clock these days

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My heart, at times.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"My heart, at times. "

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

If I had a detachable winkie I could fuck people by post! Just get a stiffy, whack a lazzy band round the base, pop the little chap into a Jiffy bag, grin as the post office clerk asks me what’s in it, recorded delivery, she rogers herself senseless with little Felix, gives him a courtesy wipe down, pops him in an envelope to my P.O. Box, I reconnect and download the memory.

Sounds like the stuff of channel five porn haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to check we can reattach the body part later right?

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"If I had a detachable winkie I could fuck people by post! Just get a stiffy, whack a lazzy band round the base, pop the little chap into a Jiffy bag, grin as the post office clerk asks me what’s in it, recorded delivery, she rogers herself senseless with little Felix, gives him a courtesy wipe down, pops him in an envelope to my P.O. Box, I reconnect and download the memory.

Sounds like the stuff of channel five porn haha."

You'd be screwed if they didn't post it back though... Or, potentially never again

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Teeth. Then I could take them to the dentist, get them fixed and pop them back in.

I know you can get dentures but I mean my real teeth

This if I could afford it lol x

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

My hair

I'd leave it at the hairdressers, pull on a hat and go back and get it when it's done

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

My eyes for when I’ve seen enough

My boobs so I can sleep more comfortably at night without them going in my armpits

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

My Brain

Take it out for the night

All clean in Morning

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Sounds like the stuff of channel five porn haha.

You'd be screwed if they didn't post it back though... Or, potentially never again

I’ll just attach a spaghetti spoon instead.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Boobs. So uncomfortable a lot of the time

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Teeth. Then I could take them to the dentist, get them fixed and pop them back in.

I know you can get dentures but I mean my real teeth

This if I could afford it lol x"

Teeth... Such a thing ain't they? And some folk seem kinda fussy about the state of other people's? I am lucky to have my own, with zero fillings I'll add. However, I have terrible gum disease that's genetic, and I pay so much money for NHS treatment, decent home care health routine, and whatnot. Had several rounds of free braces as a kid (very grateful!). But some folk make out it's like a personal fault, or you've never looked at a toothbrush

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Detachable boobs would be great, they can get in the way at times.

Nita

Could I borrow them? "

Be my guest

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"If humans were capable of detaching one of their body parts, which one would you want to be able to detach and why?"

My penis.

Can I grow it back? I just want to throw it at people.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I hope it’s not detachable, I’ve always worried it might fall off

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The heart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Ooohhh. My ears… when you just don’t want to listen anymore.

Oh thats a good one, and when they get cold just pop them on the radiator for a quick warm."

Exactly!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
52 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t know but you could guarantee I’d lose it.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I would detach my tongue as it runs away with me so often

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By *c_FingersMan
52 weeks ago

Stoke On Trent

My head. Sometimes needs a detatch and reboot with all the randomness whizzing around inside of it at any given time.

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