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By *hitney Neil OP Woman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

What for??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oooh a queue. I love a queue

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"What for??"

You know..changing lightbulbs and moaning at

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here

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why? Can you describe your credentials please

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Oooh a queue. I love a queue

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m a husband. Will that do?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What for??

You know..changing lightbulbs and moaning at

You’re really selling this position!!

Still, who doesn’t love a queue. I’ll join. I’m very loyal and I don’t wander off.

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here

why? Can you describe your credentials please

Nope

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Would a wife do?

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"I’m a husband. Will that do?"

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

It hard to get a husband when you have your profile blocked

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon

I'm not much for queueing but looks like the most exciting thing going tonight so I'll line up.

I usually do what I'm told and always clean up after myself!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here

why? Can you describe your credentials please

Nope

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lol..... Oh well

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

You’re in luck. I’m a husband, have me

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here

Strangely enough I'm looking for a girlfriend/ Wife

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You're own or someone else's?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon

"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

Ah but I suspect a goldfish or ladder make terrible big spoons!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

Ah but I suspect a goldfish or ladder make terrible big spoons!"

At least the goldfish would get her wet

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

What's in it for said future husband?

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon

"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

Ah but I suspect a goldfish or ladder make terrible big spoons!

At least the goldfish would get her wet

True and all that fin flapping might be more efficient than a guy fumbling around.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

If only women had the memory of a goldfish I didn't remember that comment you made 5 years ago.

The world would be a better place

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

If only women had the memory of a goldfish I didn't remember that comment you made 5 years ago.

The world would be a better place "

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"What's in it for said future husband?"
i asked that already shes not giving anything away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why. Do you need a shelf putting up?

*ducks as runs for cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there and it costs an absolute fortune when it does not work out so never again for me.

On saying that though, I do miss having a ring on my finger so with the right person, I would go through process but without ANY legal repercussions.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"What's in it for said future husband?i asked that already shes not giving anything away

Apologies Frederick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have my Husband for free

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Happy to change lightbulbs (and other miscellaneous tasks) in exchange for tea, cake and bottom gropes

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You're welcome to borrow mine, he's very capable of most diy.

I'm used to him getting borrowed to fix, hang or move things

Nita

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