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By *hitney Neil OP   Woman
44 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
44 weeks ago

In the clouds

What for??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Oooh a queue. I love a queue

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By *hitney Neil OP   Woman
44 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"What for??"

You know..changing lightbulbs and moaning at

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By *ris GrayMan
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here "
why? Can you describe your credentials please

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By *hitney Neil OP   Woman
44 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Oooh a queue. I love a queue "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m a husband. Will that do?

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By *elix SightedMan
44 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"What for??

You know..changing lightbulbs and moaning at "

You’re really selling this position!!

Still, who doesn’t love a queue. I’ll join. I’m very loyal and I don’t wander off.

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By *hitney Neil OP   Woman
44 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here why? Can you describe your credentials please "

Nope

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
44 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Would a wife do?

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By *hitney Neil OP   Woman
44 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"I’m a husband. Will that do?"

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By *ust want fun 888Man
44 weeks ago

nearby

It hard to get a husband when you have your profile blocked

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By *rMemberMan
44 weeks ago

Wimbledon

I'm not much for queueing but looks like the most exciting thing going tonight so I'll line up.

I usually do what I'm told and always clean up after myself!

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By *ris GrayMan
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here why? Can you describe your credentials please

Nope "
lol..... Oh well

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By *VineMan
44 weeks ago

The right place

You’re in luck. I’m a husband, have me

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By *KTim61Man
44 weeks ago

Tipton


"Husband.

Please form an orderly queue here "

Strangely enough I'm looking for a girlfriend/ Wife

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By *imi_RougeWoman
44 weeks ago

Portsmouth

You're own or someone else's?

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By *parkle1974Woman
44 weeks ago

Leeds

It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

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By *rMemberMan
44 weeks ago

Wimbledon


"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man) "

Ah but I suspect a goldfish or ladder make terrible big spoons!

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By *parkle1974Woman
44 weeks ago

Leeds


"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

Ah but I suspect a goldfish or ladder make terrible big spoons!"

At least the goldfish would get her wet

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands

What's in it for said future husband?

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By *rMemberMan
44 weeks ago

Wimbledon


"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

Ah but I suspect a goldfish or ladder make terrible big spoons!

At least the goldfish would get her wet "

True and all that fin flapping might be more efficient than a guy fumbling around.

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands


"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man) "

If only women had the memory of a goldfish I didn't remember that comment you made 5 years ago.

The world would be a better place

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By *parkle1974Woman
44 weeks ago

Leeds


"It would be less hassle to buy a ladder (for said lightbulbs) and get a goldfish you can moan to....they forget what you said 2 mins after saying it (just like a man)

If only women had the memory of a goldfish I didn't remember that comment you made 5 years ago.

The world would be a better place "

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By *ris GrayMan
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What's in it for said future husband?"
i asked that already shes not giving anything away

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Why. Do you need a shelf putting up?

*ducks as runs for cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Been there and it costs an absolute fortune when it does not work out so never again for me.

On saying that though, I do miss having a ring on my finger so with the right person, I would go through process but without ANY legal repercussions.

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands


"What's in it for said future husband?i asked that already shes not giving anything away "

Apologies Frederick

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

You can have my Husband for free

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
44 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Happy to change lightbulbs (and other miscellaneous tasks) in exchange for tea, cake and bottom gropes

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By *alandNitaCouple
44 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

You're welcome to borrow mine, he's very capable of most diy.

I'm used to him getting borrowed to fix, hang or move things

Nita

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