FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect partner for a fiver

By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1

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By *illain0121Man
44 weeks ago

willenhall

I'll take personality for £3

Eyes for a quid and legs for days for a quid (massive foot fan)

Best fiver I'll spend this year haha

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By *issmorganWoman
44 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Fantastic face and good in bed.

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By *eff1961Man
44 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Personality n kinky

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By *arla SwingerWoman
44 weeks ago

Somewhere

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Good in bed £2

Six pack £1

Awesome arse £1

Rugby thighs £1

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Face

Ass

voice

We can work on her personality and humour.

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By *he KinkysCouple
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Wee bit of a hard one but I’ll go with fabulous personality and kinky af, money well spent

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Kinky, thighs, arse and legs

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By *rpeggioCouple
44 weeks ago

Baughurst

Funny. Voice and Arse (Lars)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'll have two from the top and one from the bottom please Rachel

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

Funny, voice, eyes

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands

I'll have,

Funny

Eyes

And rugby thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

personality for £3

Eyes for £1

legs for days £1

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By *affron40Woman
44 weeks ago

manchester

Fantastic face

Eyes like pools

Rugby thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Fab face and good in bed

3 + 2

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By *tilettoaddictTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Nottingham / London, but mostly in and around London when free

Good in bed

Ginormous cock

Six pack

That's my fiver very well spent lol

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
44 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

How much for someone just to fake enjoyment for a couple of minutes?

Marc

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By *elix SightedMan
44 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I'll have Rachel

FTFY

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By *elix SightedMan
44 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Good in bed, awesome arse, eyes like pools. That’s £4 and I’m going to buy 1/3 of a funny for £1. I can live with the occasional joke.

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By *he ass man 666Man
44 weeks ago

paradise city

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

KinkyAF 2

Fabulous personality 3

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I’m spent up with face and kinky.

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By *2000ManMan
44 weeks ago

Worthing

Good in bed, awesome arse with change for snacks.

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By *evebal12Man
44 weeks ago

Canary Wharf

Legs, voice and personality for me.

Also think Daisy on this thread is hot...just saying!!

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By *ellinever70Woman
44 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Are you giving away your huge baps for free?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

How am I gonna complete the purchase, if ya don't giv' us a price for the "huge baps"!!?

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By *amesy8519Man
44 weeks ago

Hampshire

Hmmm, good in bed and kinky AF and last £ on legs for days I reckon.

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By *eamus1956Man
44 weeks ago

Dagenham

For a meet with a guy I'll have Ginormous cock £2

Six Pack £1

Awesome arse £1

Rugby thighs £1

Total £5. Very happy with my purchase.

For a meet with woman

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Again happy with my purchase. Also I'll have the huge baps, as it looks like they are free

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

If we're talking partner then personality and good In Bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Wellll, if the Baps are for free...

Good in bed £2

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1

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By *lexV16Man
44 weeks ago

Welling

Easy:

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

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By *ustme34Man
44 weeks ago

Bradford

Fantastic face £3. Good in bed £2 ... seems huge baps are free so ill take them too

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

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By *affron40Woman
44 weeks ago

manchester

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

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By *ustme34Man
44 weeks ago

Bradford

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

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weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together

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By *ack 500Man
44 weeks ago

stafford

Huge baps are free ?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

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By *weet6Woman
44 weeks ago

East Riding

Funny, and good in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Oh damn, I've just realised I'm worth a quid

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together"

This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

Haha. It’s the Christmas food.

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By *hrek101Man
44 weeks ago

Herts

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Fabulous personality £3

Eyes like pools £1

Awesome arse £1

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
44 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Fabulous personality and good in bed please - that’s gotta be the jackpot!

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By *a LunaWoman
44 weeks ago

South Wales

Funny and good in bed please.

I’m easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1

How am I gonna complete the purchase, if ya don't giv' us a price for the "huge baps"!!?

"
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Maybe they are a freebie ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together

This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive.

Do you accept IOUs?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
44 weeks ago

Merseyside

Think I am going for awesome arse swoonsome voice and a Fantastic face please!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
44 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Funny and good in bed.

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By *stellaWoman
44 weeks ago

London

I’ll just take funny. Keep the change.

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By *earded BeastMan
44 weeks ago

durham

personality, eyes, arse and the huge baps have no price so taking them for free cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Personality, Arse, and legs please shopkeeper!

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By *parkle1974Woman
44 weeks ago

Leeds

The perfect partner is priceless

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By *agic johnsonMan
44 weeks ago

morden

I wonder if she will lend me a fiver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"personality, eyes, arse and the huge baps have no price so taking them for free cheers "

Making a note....

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together

This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive.

Do you accept IOUs?

And also foriegn currency.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1

How am I gonna complete the purchase, if ya don't giv' us a price for the "huge baps"!!?

Maybe they are a freebie ?"

SO SORRY! Huge baps were meant to be £2. I posted and then went shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together

This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive.

Do you accept IOUs?

And also foriegn currency.

Nope and nope and why're you down for £17????

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
44 weeks ago

Essex

We’d be shopping for personality o

, eyes

and voice

…but also take the huge baps because they’re free apparently

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
44 weeks ago

Norwich

Huge baps for £2, kinky AF for £2, awesome arse for £1. Bargain.

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By *ryingitout19Man
44 weeks ago

Wales

Fantastic face and good in bed

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By *agneto.Man
44 weeks ago

Bham

Huge baps

Good arse

Good in bed.

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By *educing_EmCouple
44 weeks ago

Tipperary

Personality

Eyes

Thighs

Em x

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By *VineMan
44 weeks ago

The right place

Huge baps are Free! So, I’ll keep the money and surround myself with huge baps!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.

^he has massive baps

weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together

This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive.

Do you accept IOUs?

And also foriegn currency.

Nope and nope and why're you down for £17????

It gives me room to ’roll back’ and look like good value.

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By *ddie1966Man
44 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Personality, Eyes and Voice.

The rest we can work on.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
44 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Funny, eyes and arse.

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By *layfullsamMan
44 weeks ago

Solihull

How much is four brown paper bags ?

I can either put a single or double bag over her face, my face or both of us

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By *ougarsilkWoman
44 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Ripped = six pack, funny and good choppers. Must be own teeth tho and no turkey ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Damn, I can't afford the 2 things I want.

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By *ustme34Man
44 weeks ago

Bradford

"The perfect partner is priceless

"
its not, its a fiver

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By *orbidden eastMan
44 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Funny and good in bed. Bargain

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By *eamus1956Man
44 weeks ago

Dagenham

SO SORRY! Huge baps were meant to be £2. I posted and then went shopping.

I made my purchace before you started charging for huge baps, can i keep mine please free of charge

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Fabulous personality £3

Eyes like pools £1

Swoonsome voice £1

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By *oppleWangerMan
44 weeks ago

Gods Country

I’ll keep the Fiver. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

None of the above.

Just normal and themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Funny

Kinky AF

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Funny

Good in bed

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By *mf123Man
44 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Funny good in bed is minimum

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By *heGateKeeperMan
44 weeks ago

Stratford

Funny, great legs, great voice

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By *oo..Woman
43 weeks ago

Boo's World

Personality, voice and eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Face, arse and voice for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"I’ll keep the Fiver. Thanks"

Oi!

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
43 weeks ago

Derby

Personality has to win every time, and if they were kinky too then that’s ideal

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By *ellroseWoman
43 weeks ago

Brum

Personality, rugby thighs and eyes like pools

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By *ortyairCouple
43 weeks ago

Wallasey

Fantastic Face £3

Ginormous cock £2 and I need someone to lend me another 2 quid,

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

On sale - Woody - 1/2 price @ £2

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By *ellroseWoman
43 weeks ago

Brum

"On sale - Woody - 1/2 price @ £2 "

Cheap as chips

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By *Bag69Man
43 weeks ago

Derby

I'll take funny for £3 and spend the rest on sweets.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"On sale - Woody - 1/2 price @ £2

Cheap as chips

It’s a buyers market

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By *hubbycheckerMan
43 weeks ago

Porstmouth

I'll just take the personality, grab myself a Pepsi max with the change

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

3/4 of a pint of Guinness …

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By *imber wolfMan
43 weeks ago

Aycliffe

Fantastic face

Six pack

Awesome arse

I’m available for a packet of spring onion monster munch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"On sale - Woody - 1/2 price @ £2 "

Maths not your strong point?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Damn, I can't afford the 2 things I want."

Settle for a shag you can afford?

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By *pYaMan
43 weeks ago

Ready…

I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"On sale - Woody - 1/2 price @ £2

Maths not your strong point?

Haha. … I blame the teachers.

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By *uxom redCouple
43 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Personality

Funny

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
43 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Personality

Good in bed

Or at least be able to warm the bed up

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By *istnbroke69Man
43 weeks ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

I would choose

Huge baps

Awesome arse

Legs for days

Eyes like pools

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
43 weeks ago

Reading

personality and good in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s

Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Funny £3

Good in bed £2

Done! As will I be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Funny £3

Good in bed £2

Done! As will I be.

Fingers crossed

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
43 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Good in bed £2

Awesome arse £1"

And that leaves me two quid for a bag of chips.

Might even share them a little

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By *lueseasWoman
43 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

No intelligence??? I’d totally invest £3.50 on that alone!

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By *adCherriesCouple
43 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Funny and good in bed

Mrs

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By *tsJustKateWoman
43 weeks ago

London

Fabulous personality £3

Ginormous cock £2

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By *lex46TV/TS
43 weeks ago

Near Wells

Personality

Good in bed

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
43 weeks ago

Hell

I think I’d rather just have the fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Fabulous personality, kinky AF, with huge baps. Where do I place my order?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
43 weeks ago

Essex

Please stop picking voice guys

I stand no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Huge baps ok discount?

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By *inkygentkentMan
43 weeks ago

Maidstone

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

I'll take:

Kinky AF

Eyes Like Pools

Swoonsome Voice

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Fantastic face and good in bed for me. Perfect

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43 weeks ago

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43 weeks ago

"Funny covered

Face covered - ish

Personality covered

Eyes covered

Kinky covered

Choppers covered

Arse covered

Good in bed - covered

Baps - no price so free, just D cup will do

Six pack - no thanks

Rugby thighs no thanks.

Spending the fiver on a new pair of tights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"No intelligence??? I’d totally invest £3.50 on that alone!"

makes notes for the next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Huge baps ok discount? "

Yeesh!

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By *pYaMan
43 weeks ago

Ready…

"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s

Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!

However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s!

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By *agnar73Man
43 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Funny £3

Good in bed £2

That’d work for me

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By *uri00620Woman
43 weeks ago

Croydon

Great personality (bc that would include being funny)

Good in bed

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By *NewBNWOMan
43 weeks ago

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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1"

Personality & good in bed is all you need

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
43 weeks ago

cambridge

Personality and filthy please ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Personality and filthy please ??"

Filthy is a given on this site...

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Can I get 2.5 x of huge cock please?

Not cos I want it. I’m building a Frankenstein to fight my bullies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Can I get 2.5 x of huge cock please?

Not cos I want it. I’m building a Frankenstein to fight my bullies "

Only if you tell me how the cocks will be positioned?

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43 weeks ago

"Can I get 2.5 x of huge cock please?

Not cos I want it. I’m building a Frankenstein to fight my bullies

Only if you tell me how the cocks will be positioned?

One on each hand for extra stiff punches and a half one of the forehead to confuse and disorient my enemies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Can I get 2.5 x of huge cock please?

Not cos I want it. I’m building a Frankenstein to fight my bullies

Only if you tell me how the cocks will be positioned?

One on each hand for extra stiff punches and a half one of the forehead to confuse and disorient my enemies "
the instant reply worries me. You've been giving this some thought!

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By *winginggentMan
43 weeks ago

chingford

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43 weeks ago

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43 weeks ago

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By *entlemanrogueMan
43 weeks ago

Motherwell

Good in bed £2

Kinky AF £2

Legs for days £1

And the free Baps as a side please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

Good in bed £2

Kinky AF £2

Legs for days £1

And the free Baps as a side please."

Baps are running low!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1

Good in bed £2

Six pack £1

Awesome arse £1

Rugby thighs £1

That would be a good profile description ??

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By *ixel_TuttyCouple
43 weeks ago

Halesowen

Personality and good in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.

Funny £3

Fantastic face £3

Fabulous personality £3

Good in bed £2

Ginormous cock £2

Huge baps

Kinky AF £2

Eyes like pools £1

Good choppers £1

Six pack £1

Rugby thighs £1

Awesome arse £1

Legs for days £1

Swoonsome voice £1

Good in bed £2

Six pack £1

Awesome arse £1

Rugby thighs £1

That would be a good profile description ??"

I tell you, it's Homer compared to " will fill in later"

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By *pYaMan
43 weeks ago

Ready…

"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s

Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!

However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s!"

Can I have a refund as my Baps have not been delivered…

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By *ostindreamsMan
43 weeks ago

London

Legs for days, awesome arse and funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s

Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!

However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s!

Can I have a refund as my Baps have not been delivered…"

Ooh so sorry. Ran out on Tuesday!

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By *pYaMan
43 weeks ago

Ready…

"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s

Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!

However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s!

Can I have a refund as my Baps have not been delivered…

Ooh so sorry. Ran out on Tuesday!"

But I placed my order on Monday, has my delivery been lost?

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