FabSwingers.com forum: Ryan's Birthday Bitches

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's here - burger and strap-on day to honour Ryan No-hair.

Bitches and bro-bitches leave your birthday message for Ryan, spelling out exactly what you will do to give him the birthday bumps.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

(((Bromance Hug)))

Happy Birthday dude!

....I recomend hiding now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Ryan

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"(((Bromance Hug)))

Happy Birthday dude!

....I recomend hiding now...."

A hug? Is that all you want to do to torture him on burger and strap-on day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo Happy Birthday Ryan ........... he wouldn't cope and I best not post it here lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"(((Bromance Hug)))

Happy Birthday dude!

....I recomend hiding now....

A hug? Is that all you want to do to torture him on burger and strap-on day?"

Okay... I'll buy him the buger

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"(((Bromance Hug)))

Happy Birthday dude!

....I recomend hiding now....

A hug? Is that all you want to do to torture him on burger and strap-on day?

Okay... I'll buy him the buger

*burger

That was NOT a Fruedian slip!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Harpy Biffday Ryan...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm now let me think ....

Draw him in with the promise of a burger with extra relish, tie him up, face down, knees bent, feed him the burger as i take him from behind with a 10 inch strap on!!!

Im sure the burger would take him mind off the other activity

Happy Birthday

you know i loves you really xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Ryan, a little tie and tease me thinks, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Ryan you old hound you!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Happy birthday Ryan x x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd doff my hat and say happy birthday.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy birthday Ryan you old hound you!

Oh so that's what you and Ryan do!

You play you're the young shepherd and have been away for ages and he's your faithful sheepdog... All is now clear.

Happy birthday Ryan, can i just spectator the above? I would bring cake - and i do do good cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday dude enjoy your day of burger and pain lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

McDonalds or Burger King

Happy Birthday

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Happy birthday to my sweetheart ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one is Ryan? Don't know that one. Happy birthday anyway.

Baaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday mate, have a good 'un no matter what you're doing...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"McDonalds or Burger King

Happy Birthday

It's his birthday - get him both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Ryan x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birtday ryan,hope your packing lube today

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Happy birthday Ryan xxx I'll buy you a hot dog. A little variety does one good

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Happy birthday Ryan ..defo a day to cover you in peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just text him but will post here too!

Happy Birthday ol' boy! Have a wonderful day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday old man xxxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"McDonalds or Burger King

Happy Birthday

It's his birthday - get him both!

I've only got one candle though

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Happy birthday Ryan!!

Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Happy birthday Ryan!!

Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x

That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Happy birthday Ryan!!

Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x

That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked."

Indeed!! I loooooooove doughnuts!! Lol. I'm on a diet but its all in a good cause x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Ryan xxxxx

Now where's my bag?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"McDonalds or Burger King

Happy Birthday

It's his birthday - get him both!

I've only got one candle though

As long as it's a big one it'll be fine.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy birthday Ryan!!

Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x

That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked."

All the major supermarkets do those boxes with about twenty in - i believe those are the ones he used.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused

Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.

I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Happy birthday Ryan!!

Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x

That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked.

All the major supermarkets do those boxes with about twenty in - i believe those are the ones he used.

I passed the place in Edinburgh where they queue for hours to get them yesterday. Bloody numpties lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused

Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.

I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later."

No but it sounds like Tease and Temptation has been practicing.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Happy Birthday Ryan xxxxx

Now where's my bag?

I've got a new one just for you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"McDonalds or Burger King

Happy Birthday

Don't do Burger King they're not good for you

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused

Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.

I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later."

Have a celebratory oyster and a business man for him too - push the boat out lickety

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Happy Birthday, have a good one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got two pints in, one is yours (sorry, I spilt half of it)

oh bugger

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Happy Birthday Ryan! I'll let minxie give you your pressie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday Ryan! I'll let minxie give you your pressie.

Shhhhhhhhhhh dont tell him its me, just blindfold him first .......... else he'll run a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Ryan has Ronald Mcdonald been round with your pressie yet

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Merry Birthday bro!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Happy Birthday Ryan has Ronald Mcdonald been round with your pressie yet

In another 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday xxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Happy Birthday Ryan - have a great day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday, enjoy your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy matching birthday

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused

Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.

I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later.

Have a celebratory oyster and a business man for him too - push the boat out lickety

I can't do oysters (I'm no good at the swallowing part). Strangely, it turns out it's a burger and champagne deal today. I wonder if they knew it was Ryan's birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's here - burger and strap-on day to honour Ryan No-hair.

Bitches and bro-bitches leave your birthday message for Ryan, spelling out exactly what you will do to give him the birthday bumps."

Oh im late again.

Happy birthday ryan ,

as for doing anything to give you b/bumps....i aint got the energy

But im sure you wont miss out on offers

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Greetings Birthday Boy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Ryan!!!

May you have lots of burgers and cookies x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Have a good one

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Hope you have a fabulous day xx Happy Birthday x

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