FabSwingers.com forum: Bored out of my tits...

By *ereforgiggles OP Man
43 weeks ago

Scotland

I'm wide awake and have run out of alcohol (rookie mistake) so does anyone have any actually funny jokes??

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By *he ass man 666Man
43 weeks ago

paradise city

A bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods

Bear say to rabbit “do you have the problem where shit sticks to your fur?

Rabbit , “no never happened “

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipe his arse

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
43 weeks ago

Scotland

"A bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods

Bear say to rabbit “do you have the problem where shit sticks to your fur?

Rabbit , “no never happened “

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipe his arse "

Badoom tish!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"A bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods

Bear say to rabbit “do you have the problem where shit sticks to your fur?

Rabbit , “no never happened “

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipe his arse "

So telling this

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

A man was enjoying a blowjob from another bloke and said. "Does this been I'm confused?"...

"No you're just Fab straight" replied the man.

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
43 weeks ago

Scotland

"A man was enjoying a blowjob from another bloke and said. "Does this been I'm confused?"...

"No you're just Fab straight" replied the man. "

Standard for here then

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

Ryde

How many actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?

100. One to actually change it, and 99 others to say: "I could have done that..."

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By *ocalMan
43 weeks ago

Manchester

"A bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods

Bear say to rabbit “do you have the problem where shit sticks to your fur?

Rabbit , “no never happened “

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipe his arse "
this makes about as much sense as the 1970/80s tracing paper like toilet paper they expected you to wipe your arse with in school, the John Wayne of bog roll, rough tough and took no shit off no one.

Surely this bear would be better off finding a kindly woodland creature whose fur does stick to shit, albeit a creature who's adapt at licking their own arse clean

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By *he ass man 666Man
43 weeks ago

paradise city

Don’t over think it pal just a joke , any complaints forward them to Eddie Murphy

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By *ayna20Couple
43 weeks ago

Kent

Surely it’s “off” not “out of”

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By *alleysBoiMan
43 weeks ago

Newbridge

"Surely it’s “off” not “out of”

That all depends if you've taken narcotics

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Surely it’s “off” not “out of”

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you have a point and now I’m thinking about it harder than a probably should be ????

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43 weeks ago

"A man was enjoying a blowjob from another bloke and said. "Does this been I'm confused?"...

"No you're just Fab straight" replied the man. "

It’s funny because it’s true!!

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
43 weeks ago

Scotland

"Surely it’s “off” not “out of”

Was this in relation to the first post in this thread?

Why would it be "off"? I had no vodka left in the bottle so I had run out of alcohol.

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
43 weeks ago

Scotland

Ah got it now.. you mean the thread title?

And no, it's "out of". It's just a Scottish way of saying "I'm bored out of my mind"

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