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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

I did this some time ago and it was a laugh so here goes...

Fair Maid, you have a mighty bosom. It fills me with much merriment.

Perchance a glimpse at the preliminary sketches of my engorged member?

Forsooth? Why not!!!!?

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By *stellaWoman
43 weeks ago

London

To DP or not DP?

(That was crap, sorry!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"To DP or not DP?

(That was crap, sorry!)"

Is that a wand I see before me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"To DP or not DP?

(That was crap, sorry!)"

Actually.....that was brilliant!!! lol

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By *rAitchMan
43 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A whore, a whore, my kingdom for a whore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"A whore, a whore, my kingdom for a whore."

Thy wish shall be granted.... to VA we march and you shall be enraptured.

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By *eroLondonMan
43 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"To DP or not DP?

(That was crap, sorry!)"

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Fancy a Puck? You can be my Midsummer Night's Cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Do you bite your lip at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

A Midsummer Night's Creampie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"To DP or not DP?

(That was crap, sorry!)

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Fancy a Puck? You can be my Midsummer Night's Cream.

Ahhhh.....Titania..... my first love....and ass she made me look!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Do you bite your lip at me?

The lip is bitten but alas.....err to be smitten

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By *agneto.Man
43 weeks ago

Bham

Excuse me while I look up some shakespeare extracts where I might make some punnage. Might be back soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"A Midsummer Night's Creampie"

There are so few pies....but many fillers....

May your quest end in custard...

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By *agneto.Man
43 weeks ago

Bham

How art thou out of breath when thou hast lasted about thirty seconds...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Excuse me while I look up some shakespeare extracts where I might make some punnage. Might be back soon. "

Sire....we await with baited breath....until then....fair maids gather here.

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By *agneto.Man
43 weeks ago

Bham

Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and cum in about 30 seconds.

I think I'm developing a theme...

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Do not think ill of thee fair maiden, if I wipeth my cometh on thy drapes before I depart in haste

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Out, out brief candle...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"How art thou out of breath when thou hast lasted about thirty seconds... "

Good Sir.... your breathlessness doest inspire ...

Thy must have royal blood, thy doest not perspire either!

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By *agneto.Man
43 weeks ago

Bham

I like this vagina and willingly could waste my time in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Do not think ill of thee fair maiden, if I wipeth my cometh on thy drapes before I depart in haste "

Thy hasty departure has raised an eyebrow! My drapes are bland and insipid.

But now....by our lord!!! they are magnificent!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Ti's a worry young sir, how thou parades he's sword unsheathed, waving it aggressively in thy midst, tip rough from unscrupulous action it hath engaged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Out, out brief candle..."

Quench that flame....the wax may sting but....much pleasure will be had...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"I like this vagina and willingly could waste my time in it. "

Good Sir!!! Vagina time is a right os passage!

Hark!? Do you hear the vaginas coming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Ti's a worry young sir, how thou parades he's sword unsheathed, waving it aggressively in thy midst, tip rough from unscrupulous action it hath engaged."

Methinks that a poultice and an unction will be necessary.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
43 weeks ago

London

- We are such stuff as wet dreams are made on.

- Once more unto the bitch, dear friends, once more

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By *orny-DJMan
43 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I can't stand f***ing Shakespeare, so I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

- We are such stuff as wet dreams are made on.

- Once more unto the bitch, dear friends, once more

My Lady....wet dreams begin and end with you.

Onto the bitch we march...onwards....forever onwrds.....!!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I can't stand f***ing Shakespeare, so I'm out"

I usually just read it or watch the plays. Sex isn't generally an option.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"I can't stand f***ing Shakespeare, so I'm out"

Shakespeare up for fucking is not.

Perchance Yoda is more your genre?

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By *uckowskiMan
43 weeks ago

edinburgh

"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust inside them.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

""Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust inside them.”"

And on the twelfth night such thrusting came to pass.....

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By *uckowskiMan
43 weeks ago

edinburgh

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely sexy players. They have their sexy exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many sexy parts."

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By *agneto.Man
43 weeks ago

Bham

"I can't stand f***ing Shakespeare, so I'm out

Shakespeare up for fucking is not.

Perchance Yoda is more your genre?"

Funny a Yoda thread would be.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
43 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Double, double toil and trouble: Fire burn, and hot tub bubble. By the prick in your bums, Something wicked this way cums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely sexy players. They have their sexy exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many sexy parts."

Unto that I say....Wooof!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"I can't stand f***ing Shakespeare, so I'm out

Shakespeare up for fucking is not.

Perchance Yoda is more your genre?

Funny a Yoda thread would be. "

Then fly good Sir fly....make that thread happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

"Double, double toil and trouble: Fire burn, and hot tub bubble. By the prick in your bums, Something wicked this way cums

Genius!!!! lol

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By *xperimentingnewbiesCouple
43 weeks ago

Hampshire

He cares not what mischief he doth, if his naked weapon be out! Alas the day mine own lap ope to his pricking and make cometh mine own quivering thigh

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By *imbobaMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is this a dagger I see before me?

Nah, it’s just a cock. Get over it you narcissistic cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

""Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust inside them.”"

YOU WIN WHY THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY .

WHAT WOMEN DONT LOVE A BIT WILL

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By *ornucopiaMan
43 weeks ago

Bexley

"Where the bee sucks, there suck I".

Written with the letter S of that era which look like an elongated lower case f.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
43 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Put the kettle on , Anne luv

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