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"In " • G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within. KC², "in" is cheating! | |||
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"In • G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within. KC², "in" is cheating! " In with a rainbow emoji isn't, though! The nocturnal rules are two words minimum. Rainbow in brackets is a word | |||
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"Hey Nero " • I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'. Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster. | |||
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"In • G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within. KC², "in" is cheating! · In with a rainbow emoji isn't, though! The nocturnal rules are two words minimum. Rainbow in brackets is a word " • That sounds like the words of 'desperation reasoning'. Tårt. | |||
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"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy" • Good evening Wíldbïllkìd — our resident meteorologist! Cold and foggy is a rare phenomenon in deepest darkest England. | |||
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"In • G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within. KC², "in" is cheating! · In with a rainbow emoji isn't, though! The nocturnal rules are two words minimum. Rainbow in brackets is a word • That sounds like the words of 'desperation reasoning'. Tårt. " I checked with the nocturnal adjudicator and "in" with ( rainbow ) is acceptable | |||
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"Hey Nero • I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'. Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster. She’s got wheels. Clear advantage. " Faster, innit? | |||
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"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy • Good evening Wíldbïllkìd — our resident meteorologist! Cold and foggy is a rare phenomenon in deepest darkest England." it must be low clouds then | |||
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"Hey Nero • I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'. Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster. · She’s got wheels. Clear advantage. " • She's got breasts too. Clear cleavage. | |||
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"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy • Good evening Wíldbïllkìd — our resident meteorologist! Cold and foggy is a rare phenomenon in deepest darkest England. · it must be low clouds then" • They're so low that they're scråping the barrel. | |||
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"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy" Bill, we had a really sudden exceptionally strong wind and cloud burst of rain at about ²am this morning. The local population thought we'd experienced a tornado | |||
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"Hey Nero • I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'. Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster. She’s got wheels. Clear advantage. Faster, innit? " I’m quick but not that quick | |||
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"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy Bill, we had a really sudden exceptionally strong wind and cloud burst of rain at about ²am this morning. The local population thought we'd experienced a tornado " for us no wind just cold and dreary | |||
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"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday? J" • Good evening Jülië, my belle. I'm glad it's a Friday. I'm glad it's the weekend. I remember that euphoric feeling when Thames Television would 'hand over' the broadcasting to London Weekend Television (LWT). | |||
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"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday? J • Good evening Jülië, my belle. I'm glad it's a Friday. I'm glad it's the weekend. I remember that euphoric feeling when Thames Television would 'hand over' the broadcasting to London Weekend Television (LWT). " Before my time J | |||
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"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday? J" A bit | |||
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"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday? J • Good evening Jülië, my belle. I'm glad it's a Friday. I'm glad it's the weekend. I remember that euphoric feeling when Thames Television would 'hand over' the broadcasting to London Weekend Television (LWT). · Before my time J" • Thank You, Miss Imperial Airways™. | |||
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"In 1998, bill Clinton said" I did not have sex with that woman " sometimes a cigar is just a smoke" • Thank you Bill. And the other Bill too². | |||
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"Evening all. How are we today?" • A very good evening, GentleMANfox! We are all fine and dandy. ·· | |||
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"Boa noite all " · GåteKêêper! How are you this evening? Good evening. Perch thyself on the Bibendum chair. | |||
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"*somersaults into thread Hey!" • It's a non stop Mardi Gras here, Estella. Love, from your Fella. Good evening! | |||
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"Evening dear " • Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice²...! | |||
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"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers!" • Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå? | |||
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"Evening all. How are we today? • A very good evening, GentleMANfox! We are all fine and dandy. ··" Good evening to you. Are you back in the smoke or still venturing out in the sticks? | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x" No spoilers. Not watched yet!! | |||
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"*somersaults into thread Hey! • It's a non stop Mardi Gras here, Estella. Love, from your Fella. Good evening!" Whoop! | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x" • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! | |||
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"Evening all. How are we today? • A very good evening, GentleMANfox! We are all fine and dandy. ·· · Good evening to you. Are you back in the smoke or still venturing out in the sticks?" • I'm back in old Dickensian London, amongst the fog, detritus and the stench. The trip up north was...rather lovely... | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x · No spoilers. Not watched yet!!" • ..... I'd spoil 'er ^ | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x No spoilers. Not watched yet!!" Oh fear not, I'm not a massive dick | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! " Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? " Sounds like a naughty nun to me, which only enhances your attractiveness. | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! · Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? " • Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr! | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? Sounds like a naughty nun to me, which only enhances your attractiveness. " I have played a nun Not for sexy times, though! | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! · Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? • Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr! " Smooth | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! · Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? • Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr! Smooth " just don't ask about the secret handshake | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! · Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? • Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr! · Smooth " • Just like some of the velvetine cocktails we serve here. I've placed your coat and your entire apparel in the Nocturnal vestibule. | |||
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"Good evening to all noc’ers. I have had an amazing day today. That is all. Goodnight! " • ScoobyBoobyDoo, good evening and thank you for your fleeting-greeting! Thank goodness for your amazing day! | |||
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"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? Sounds like a naughty nun to me, which only enhances your attractiveness. I have played a nun Not for sexy times, though! " Hmmn, Mrs TMN + nun outfit cannot be anything other than sexy. | |||
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"Evening Nero, how's things? " • Hello and gøød ëvëning WØlfandtaz. Things are very good. It's been a busy week that seems to have taxed my brain and zapped all of my physical energy! But it's all good otherwise. | |||
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"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers! • Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå?" Alas! A friend has been unceremoniously banished from the forå. So not happy am I. They're dropping like flies. Other than that, not much. | |||
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"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers! • Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå? · Alas! A friend has been unceremoniously banished from the forå. So not happy am I. They're dropping like flies. Other than that, not much. " • Those despatches have already been received in my Telegram by the excommunicated incumbent. | |||
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"The end of January is nigh" • ...and dry. Like last summer's Martini. | |||
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"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers! • Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå? · Alas! A friend has been unceremoniously banished from the forå. So not happy am I. They're dropping like flies. Other than that, not much. • Those despatches have already been received in my Telegram by the excommunicated incumbent." Oh woe! | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all! " Evening! How are you on this blustery eve? | |||
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"Evenin' Nero, evenin' all " • Markme....please (I still find that a mouthful! ) — a very good evening to you my curvaceous radiance! | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all! " • Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe. | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all! • Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe. " What shall we be drinking? | |||
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"[Chair Removed by Minxy777 at 26/01/24 23:57:52]" | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all! • Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe. · What shall we be drinking?" • Orange Blossoms! ² | |||
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"Wazzzupppp. Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back. " • Måggy!! How on earth are you, my dear friend? Long have the waves lapped upon my shores since you last visited. | |||
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"Wazzzupppp. Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back. " See if you can give back the dancing baby while you're at it... | |||
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"How has your evening been Mr Eloquent and Articulate Nero? " • It's been a busy one, settling in after a busy two days in Birmingham. How are you? | |||
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"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats. " Is that a euphemism? | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all! • Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe. · What shall we be drinking? • Orange Blossoms! ²" Oh I wouldn't be on that seat for long! | |||
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"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats. " • A very good evening and warmest of felicitations to Simply_Perfect (because he is!). Did you Karcher™ your kittens? | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all! • Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe. · What shall we be drinking? • Orange Blossoms! ² · Oh I wouldn't be on that seat for long! " • That's the whole plan and nothing but the plån! | |||
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"Wazzzupppp. Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back. • Måggy!! How on earth are you, my dear friend? Long have the waves lapped upon my shores since you last visited. " Yes, it's been a long voyage until land was indeed ahoy. I'm well. I trust you are too. | |||
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"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats. • A very good evening and warmest of felicitations to Simply_Perfect (because he is!). Did you Karcher™ your kittens?" ....You mean there's an easier way!! I was chasing them around the house for hours! | |||
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"Wazzzupppp. Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back. • Måggy!! How on earth are you, my dear friend? Long have the waves lapped upon my shores since you last visited. · Yes, it's been a long voyage until land was indeed ahoy. I'm well. I trust you are too. " • I'm doing splendiferously! | |||
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"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats. • A very good evening and warmest of felicitations to Simply_Perfect (because he is!). Did you Karcher™ your kittens? · ....You mean there's an easier way!! I was chasing them around the house for hours! " • We are but tortoises in comparison to their nimbleness! | |||
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"Hello Nero and the rest of the lovely forumites!!!? " • GØØD evening Büdding Röse! Enchanted to sêê you on this evening's Nocturnal Thread! xxx | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. " That's very shitty indeed, sorry to hear that | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all! • Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe. · What shall we be drinking? • Orange Blossoms! ² · Oh I wouldn't be on that seat for long! • That's the whole plan and nothing but the plån! " | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. " • Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you. | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. • Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you. " I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court. | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. • Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you. · I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court." • As lacklustre as my offer is — I have a chilled glass of Iced Coffee for you. | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. " Ignoring the misandry, bloody hell, unlucky. Caught in the crossfire. | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. Ignoring the misandry, bloody hell, unlucky. Caught in the crossfire. " No misandry, just facts. | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. • Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you. · I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court. • As lacklustre as my offer is — I have a chilled glass of Iced Coffee for you." You’ve just reminded me that at least I have a carton of iced caramel coffee in the fridge for the morning! Small wins! | |||
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"Morning one and all on nocturnal thread this morning . Yes it is late hour so hope all are awake and at least enjoying the hour " • GJB1954, wishing you a very good evening and a heartfelt welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. † | |||
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"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be. Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. • Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you. · I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court. • As lacklustre as my offer is — I have a chilled glass of Iced Coffee for you. · You’ve just reminded me that at least I have a carton of iced caramel coffee in the fridge for the morning! Small wins!" • I knew that I had a miniscule amount of worth! | |||
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"Morning one and all on nocturnal thread this morning . Yes it is late hour so hope all are awake and at least enjoying the hour " Currently listening to the police helicopter above my house! | |||
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"I'm off to bed...old age beckons..." Good night. | |||
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"I'm off to bed...old age beckons..." Hello and goodnight lovely x | |||
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