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Friday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaríes and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Friday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West

In

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Eurgh^

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Hey Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"In "

G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within.

KC², "in" is cheating!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West


"In

G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within.

KC², "in" is cheating! "

In with a rainbow emoji isn't, though! The nocturnal rules are two words minimum. Rainbow in brackets is a word

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By *ildbillkidMan
44 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Hey Nero "

I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'.

Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"In

G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within.

KC², "in" is cheating!

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In with a rainbow emoji isn't, though! The nocturnal rules are two words minimum. Rainbow in brackets is a word "

That sounds like the words of 'desperation reasoning'. Tårt.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy"

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd — our resident meteorologist! Cold and foggy is a rare phenomenon in deepest darkest England.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Hey Nero

I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'.

Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster. "

She’s got wheels. Clear advantage.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West


"In

G°°D Evening to KC². You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake and fizz awaits you; enquire within.

KC², "in" is cheating!

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In with a rainbow emoji isn't, though! The nocturnal rules are two words minimum. Rainbow in brackets is a word

That sounds like the words of 'desperation reasoning'. Tårt. "

I checked with the nocturnal adjudicator and "in" with ( rainbow ) is acceptable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West


"Hey Nero

I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'.

Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster.

She’s got wheels. Clear advantage.

"

Faster, innit?

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By *ildbillkidMan
44 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd — our resident meteorologist! Cold and foggy is a rare phenomenon in deepest darkest England."

it must be low clouds then

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Hey Nero

I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'.

Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster.

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She’s got wheels. Clear advantage. "

She's got breasts too. Clear cleavage.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd — our resident meteorologist! Cold and foggy is a rare phenomenon in deepest darkest England.

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it must be low clouds then"

They're so low that they're scråping the barrel.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West


"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy"

Bill, we had a really sudden exceptionally strong wind and cloud burst of rain at about ²am this morning. The local population thought we'd experienced a tornado

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Hey Nero

I'm with you on this one, Brother Pete On-The-Street...'she cheated'.

Good evening Steve/Pickles! You are this evening's ²nd poster.

She’s got wheels. Clear advantage.

Faster, innit? "

I’m quick but not that quick

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday?

J

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By *ildbillkidMan
44 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, you'd feel right at home over here today, cold, foggy, rainy

Bill, we had a really sudden exceptionally strong wind and cloud burst of rain at about ²am this morning. The local population thought we'd experienced a tornado "

for us no wind just cold and dreary

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday?

J"

Good evening Jülië, my belle. I'm glad it's a Friday. I'm glad it's the weekend. I remember that euphoric feeling when Thames Television would 'hand over' the broadcasting to London Weekend Television (LWT).

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By *ildbillkidMan
44 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

In 1998, bill Clinton said" I did not have sex with that woman " sometimes a cigar is just a smoke

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday?

J

Good evening Jülië, my belle. I'm glad it's a Friday. I'm glad it's the weekend. I remember that euphoric feeling when Thames Television would 'hand over' the broadcasting to London Weekend Television (LWT). "

Before my time

J

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday?

J"

A bit

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Is everyone glad it's Friday?

J

Good evening Jülië, my belle. I'm glad it's a Friday. I'm glad it's the weekend. I remember that euphoric feeling when Thames Television would 'hand over' the broadcasting to London Weekend Television (LWT).

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Before my time

J"

Thank You, Miss Imperial Airways™.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"In 1998, bill Clinton said" I did not have sex with that woman " sometimes a cigar is just a smoke"

Thank you Bill. And the other Bill too².

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By *entlemanFoxMan
44 weeks ago

North East / London

Evening all.

How are we today?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
44 weeks ago

Stratford

Boa noite all

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By *stellaWoman
44 weeks ago

London

*somersaults into thread

Hey!

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By *emidemiWoman
44 weeks ago

basingstoke

Evening dear

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all.

How are we today?"

A very good evening, GentleMANfox! We are all fine and dandy. ··

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Boa noite all "

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GåteKêêper! How are you this evening? Good evening. Perch thyself on the Bibendum chair.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"*somersaults into thread

Hey!"

It's a non stop Mardi Gras here, Estella. Love, from your Fella. Good evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evening dear "

Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice²...!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers!"

Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

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By *entlemanFoxMan
44 weeks ago

North East / London


"Evening all.

How are we today?

A very good evening, GentleMANfox! We are all fine and dandy. ··"

Good evening to you. Are you back in the smoke or still venturing out in the sticks?

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By *stellaWoman
44 weeks ago

London


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x"

No spoilers. Not watched yet!!

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By *stellaWoman
44 weeks ago

London


"*somersaults into thread

Hey!

It's a non stop Mardi Gras here, Estella. Love, from your Fella. Good evening!"

Whoop!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x"

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all.

How are we today?

A very good evening, GentleMANfox! We are all fine and dandy. ··

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Good evening to you. Are you back in the smoke or still venturing out in the sticks?"

I'm back in old Dickensian London, amongst the fog, detritus and the stench. The trip up north was...rather lovely...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

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No spoilers. Not watched yet!!"

..... I'd spoil 'er ^

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

No spoilers. Not watched yet!!"

Oh fear not, I'm not a massive dick

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight! "

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
44 weeks ago

North East / London


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? "

Sounds like a naughty nun to me, which only enhances your attractiveness.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

·

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume? "

Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume?

Sounds like a naughty nun to me, which only enhances your attractiveness. "

I have played a nun Not for sexy times, though!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

·

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume?

Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr! "

Smooth

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By *ildbillkidMan
44 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

·

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume?

Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr!

Smooth "

just don't ask about the secret handshake

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

·

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume?

Nudity is the only tight-fitting costume most appropriate for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr!

·

Smooth "

Just like some of the velvetine cocktails we serve here. I've placed your coat and your entire apparel in the Nocturnal vestibule.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
44 weeks ago

Markfield

Good evening to all noc’ers. I have had an amazing day today. That is all. Goodnight!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"...Smooth

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just don't ask about the secret handshake "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening to all noc’ers. I have had an amazing day today. That is all. Goodnight! "

ScoobyBoobyDoo, good evening and thank you for your fleeting-greeting! Thank goodness for your amazing day!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
44 weeks ago

North East / London


"We've just finished the Traitors finale here at Twisty Towers. Oh my diddly days

Mrs TMN x

Mrs TMN — you're like a veritable repeat offender on these Nocturnals. I'm going to have to upgrade you to a Nocturnalite, my dainty delight!

Goodness! Is there a badge? Or a special costume?

Sounds like a naughty nun to me, which only enhances your attractiveness.

I have played a nun Not for sexy times, though! "

Hmmn,

Mrs TMN + nun outfit cannot be anything other than sexy.

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By *olfandtazCouple
44 weeks ago

Bristol

Evening Nero, how's things?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, how's things? "

Hello and gøød ëvëning WØlfandtaz. Things are very good. It's been a busy week that seems to have taxed my brain and zapped all of my physical energy! But it's all good otherwise.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers!

Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå?"

Alas! A friend has been unceremoniously banished from the forå. So not happy am I. They're dropping like flies.

Other than that, not much.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

The end of January is nigh

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers!

Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå?

·

Alas! A friend has been unceremoniously banished from the forå. So not happy am I. They're dropping like flies.

Other than that, not much. "

Those despatches have already been received in my Telegram by the excommunicated incumbent.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"The end of January is nigh"

...and dry. Like last summer's Martini.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Evenin' Nero, evenin' all

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hellø Nerø and the Nøccers!

Evening felicitations, oxondÅvina! What news from the forå?

·

Alas! A friend has been unceremoniously banished from the forå. So not happy am I. They're dropping like flies.

Other than that, not much.

Those despatches have already been received in my Telegram by the excommunicated incumbent."

Oh woe!

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By *inxy777Woman
44 weeks ago

essex

Evening Nero, evening all!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Evening Nero, evening all! "

Evening! How are you on this blustery eve?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evenin' Nero, evenin' all "

Markme....please (I still find that a mouthful! ) — a very good evening to you my curvaceous radiance!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

How has your evening been Mr Eloquent and Articulate Nero?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening all! "

Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe.

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By *inxy777Woman
44 weeks ago

essex

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By *inxy777Woman
44 weeks ago

essex


"Evening Nero, evening all!

Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe. "

What shall we be drinking?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"[Chair Removed by Minxy777 at 26/01/24 23:57:52]"

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By *agneto.Man
44 weeks ago

Bham

Wazzzupppp.

Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening all!

Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe.

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What shall we be drinking?"

Orange Blossoms! ²

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Wazzzupppp.

Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back. "

Måggy!! How on earth are you, my dear friend? Long have the waves lapped upon my shores since you last visited.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Wazzzupppp.

Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back. "

See if you can give back the dancing baby while you're at it...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"How has your evening been Mr Eloquent and Articulate Nero? "

It's been a busy one, settling in after a busy two days in Birmingham. How are you?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats. "

Is that a euphemism?

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By *inxy777Woman
44 weeks ago

essex


"Evening Nero, evening all!

Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe.

·

What shall we be drinking?

Orange Blossoms! ²"

Oh I wouldn't be on that seat for long!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats. "

A very good evening and warmest of felicitations to Simply_Perfect (because he is!).

Did you Karcher™ your kittens?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening all!

Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe.

·

What shall we be drinking?

Orange Blossoms! ²

·

Oh I wouldn't be on that seat for long! "

That's the whole plan and nothing but the plån!

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By *agneto.Man
44 weeks ago

Bham


"Wazzzupppp.

Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back.

Måggy!! How on earth are you, my dear friend? Long have the waves lapped upon my shores since you last visited. "

Yes, it's been a long voyage until land was indeed ahoy. I'm well. I trust you are too.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats.

A very good evening and warmest of felicitations to Simply_Perfect (because he is!).

Did you Karcher™ your kittens?"

....You mean there's an easier way!! I was chasing them around the house for hours!

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By *udding RoseWoman
44 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

Hello Nero and the rest of the lovely forumites!!!?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Wazzzupppp.

Yes the 1990s called and wants my greeting back.

Måggy!! How on earth are you, my dear friend? Long have the waves lapped upon my shores since you last visited.

·

Yes, it's been a long voyage until land was indeed ahoy. I'm well. I trust you are too. "

I'm doing splendiferously!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Goodevening Nero and Co. Sorry I'm late I was washing my cats.

A very good evening and warmest of felicitations to Simply_Perfect (because he is!).

Did you Karcher™ your kittens?

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....You mean there's an easier way!! I was chasing them around the house for hours! "

We are but tortoises in comparison to their nimbleness!

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Hello Nero and the rest of the lovely forumites!!!? "

GØØD evening Büdding Röse! Enchanted to sêê you on this evening's Nocturnal Thread! xxx

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester

I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. "

That's very shitty indeed, sorry to hear that

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By *inxy777Woman
44 weeks ago

essex


"Evening Nero, evening all!

Minxy777 - thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Sit beside me on my iconic Philippe Starck™ Ghost Chair and imbibe.

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What shall we be drinking?

Orange Blossoms! ²

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Oh I wouldn't be on that seat for long!

That's the whole plan and nothing but the plån! "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. "

Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me.

Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you. "

I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me.

Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you.

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I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court."

As lacklustre as my offer is — I have a chilled glass of Iced Coffee for you.

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By *agneto.Man
44 weeks ago

Bham


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me. "

Ignoring the misandry, bloody hell, unlucky. Caught in the crossfire.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me.

Ignoring the misandry, bloody hell, unlucky. Caught in the crossfire. "

No misandry, just facts.

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By *JB1954Man
44 weeks ago

Reading

Morning one and all on nocturnal thread this morning .

Yes it is late hour so hope all are awake and at least enjoying the hour

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me.

Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you.

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I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court.

As lacklustre as my offer is — I have a chilled glass of Iced Coffee for you."

You’ve just reminded me that at least I have a carton of iced caramel coffee in the fridge for the morning! Small wins!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Morning one and all on nocturnal thread this morning .

Yes it is late hour so hope all are awake and at least enjoying the hour "

GJB1954, wishing you a very good evening and a heartfelt welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I’m up late because a speeding driver and a d*unk/drug driver had a crash and ploughed into my parked car, writing it off. Their fancy cars/truck will both be fine, mine will not be.

Another round of inconsiderate blokes fucking things up for me.

Dear GymAndIcedCoffee, I'm very sorry to hear about your vehicular prang of epic proportions! I hope there is a speedy resolution to make things good for you.

·

I hope so too. Sadly I suspect that this will not be a speedy resolution, because the police suggested it might go to court.

As lacklustre as my offer is — I have a chilled glass of Iced Coffee for you.

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You’ve just reminded me that at least I have a carton of iced caramel coffee in the fridge for the morning! Small wins!"

I knew that I had a miniscule amount of worth!

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By *inxy777Woman
44 weeks ago

essex


"Morning one and all on nocturnal thread this morning .

Yes it is late hour so hope all are awake and at least enjoying the hour "

Currently listening to the police helicopter above my house!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I'm off to bed...old age beckons...

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By *inxy777Woman
44 weeks ago

essex


"I'm off to bed...old age beckons..."

Good night.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm off to bed...old age beckons..."

Hello and goodnight lovely x

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By *exyCarla181Couple
44 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

First time posting on nocturnal thread but I am a serial "wide awake during the night person"

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